Mango Dandy @jacobostdick
discrete with a belly button ring Houston, TX- Lancaster, PA Joined January 2016-
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When Uber eats randomly switches drivers like a little trick
Accidently showed the bathroom in a zoom today. Still figuring it out guys!! Be patient!
Looking to spend a night with an Agent Hotchner type
the baby gronk saga, for those who need it
A pint of Mango and and a pint of Apricot
Tis the season
Sorry but I’m a standing in the airplane truther. We just sat in a terrible seat for four hours I’m not waiting around
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We need more movies and TV shows about complete fucking idiots.
me: what should i dooooo nyt cooking: beany leeky greens with greeky rampy beans
fyi this tweet predicted both Illinoise and Oh, Mary's Broadway transfers
main critique of Peck's "Illinoise" is that the producers didn't time the run so Cole would be avail to perform a costumed interpretive dance for "A short reprise for Mary Todd, who went insane, but for very good reasons"
She look like if Jason Bateman played Wednesday Addams
Wake up babe, Twitter has discovered what leitmotifs are
the fallout show gets significantly funnier once you realize it plays the same musical sting nearly every time it cuts to the ghoul
“You may be old but are you 25?”
what if toasters could feel the entire range of complex human emotion? what if roombas could smoke cigarettes
Okay but imagine if they had voiced Shame and Guilt
Shame and Guilt were originally new emotions Riley got in ‘INSIDE OUT 2’ “It was not fun to watch. It was too heavy.” (Source: thewrap.com/inside-out-2-p…)
It will always be Werewolf Bar Mitzvah to me. “Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves” is like the funniest line in the world
What’s the best fake song? Like a song that exists in the world of a show/movie but not our world
BREAKING 🚨: Jack Schlossberg (6’0”) posted shirtless mirror selfie with suggestive butterfly emoji placement early Saturday morning.
Ultimately what I love about “You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you,” is that it sounds like something Gramma Tala would say to Moana.
And the Grammy for Album of the Year with a Reasonable Length goes to… MAGGIE ROGERS
@SWEENEYSTVEIT it’s embarrassing for me but that’s herstory