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Odds are I ask the woman next to me at DFW wearing a mega church tshirt about the aliens?
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Everyone in NY right now that you think is 26 is actually like 34. This has gone on too long at this point.
covid consequence nobody talks about is every march/april i have an insatiable desire to take 10 mile walks then online shop with government money
Writers for The Crown getting back into the writers room this morning
I’d say we had a pretty good time drinking waters @Maxhoma 🤝
Joining @SmylieKaufman10 for a little happy hour action on the coverage in an hour. Going to see just how happy this hour can be given I won’t be drinking #golf #talkingaboutgolf
I am in love with Luca Guadagnino's 17th-century palazzo apartment
If I had a nickel for every movie Timothée Chalamet spends an entire movie in love with a girl but ends up marrying Florence Pugh as his second choice due to societal norms I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's a weird coincidence.
can the swifties who spend all their time hunting for easter eggs that aren’t there with the fervor of jake gyllenhaal hunting the zodiac killer do something useful for once and figure out where kate middleton is
you should be allowed to fight one coworker every business quarter
a Louis Vuitton collection by Tyler Okonma:
a Louis Vuitton collection by Tyler Okonma: i hand drew the monogram =)
Working at an ad agency means having beef with a random 45 year old man
I don’t believe Taylor/Travis is a PR relationship but I do believe they got together in a Princess Diaries 2 eligible bachelor slideshow way and she was like yeah he seems hot and fun and he was like yay!!! Neat 😎
do football players have to wear helmets to stop them from kissing each other on the lips
Here’s an ongoing thread of what places in Greenpoint, Brooklyn used to look like vs. what they look like now.
A snap from Team Snapchat
Valentines Day approaching!!! What y’all getting???👀