pete @arabatman_
🇪🇬/Coptic/mentally ill/meme connoisseur/feline father/aggressive list-maker Florida Man Joined June 2011-
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I be like “mental health matters” and then neglect my mental health
they should invent a way to exist as a first-generation immigrant without disappointing your family
I bet waking up feels good af for people who have their lives together
checking twitter before 9am is crazy like did you even try to touch grass
“look between these keys on your keyboard” brother when are you going to look at a job application
they should invent a Sunday night that doesn’t give you existential dread
deleting tweets is corny like do you even say what you mean and mean what you say bro?
they should invent an alarm clock that kills you after pressing the snooze button twice so it’s a win-win situation
does anyone know how to make one year of gym progress in 30 minutes
retweeting but not liking a tweet is crazy like just commit bro
Seconds after the card game rules are explained
have you tried silently sitting in your car for 5 hours about it?
Samak Laban Tamr Hind.. @EgyptianEthiopi
6K Followers 2K Following 🇪🇬🇪🇹 i tweet in 3 different languages, do integrals for fun and host pods. #CFC 💙 #BleedGreen 💚 سبع صنايع والبخت ضايع. 🇵🇸❤️
Dr.opout @phrmdaddy
2K Followers 1K Following ex engineering student, now pharmacist, a reverend, an avid hater of bounty, have a boating license, and a certified fitness instructor 😎
Abo Fairuz (Zozza) @ab0fairuz
9K Followers 3K Following Fairuz’s father 🐈 | Engineer | History enthusiast | Lifter | I’m mostly wrong
ChampagneJuJu @jujuhabashy
20K Followers 11K Following CopticEgyptian🇪🇬/ OvO𓅓/5x simp Champion/ Entrepreneur
angelo arnold @jeegaram1996
4K Followers 3K Following ⲠⲁϬⲟⲓⲥ Ⲓⲏⲥⲟⲩⲥ ⲡⲓⲬ̀ⲣⲓⲥⲧⲟⲥ, ⲡ̀Ϣⲏⲣⲓ ⲙ̀ⲫ̀Ⲛⲟⲩϯ, ⲛⲁⲓ ⲛⲏⲓ, ⲟⲩⲣⲉϥⲉⲣⲛⲟⲃⲓ ✥
cute girl @wanjamaljamak
710 Followers 4K Following Hobbies, food, music, travel, hiking, swimming, etc♥
Symeon Axelius @SvanGurra
733 Followers 6K Following Catechumen in the Holy Orthodox Church ☦️ Romanisæl Gypsy from the Kingdom of Sweden 🇸🇪 Glory to God!❤️🔥 National Conservative 💛💙 Djurgårdens IF 💙💙
Victoria @Victoria1457785
1 Followers 87 Following
AdelaWallace @U90F05nt532739
3 Followers 154 Following
Orthodox mission @orthodox24938
5 Followers 379 Following Charity Organization Our mission to fulfill the Great Commission of Christ and to strengthen the local Orthodox ~ 1 John 4:19 🤍✝️🙏
Profecy 🇵🇸 @Profecy85x
71 Followers 221 Following Free Palestine 🇵🇸 / HasanAbi Head / LilBear Community VIP
FoundAlpha @Founded_Alpha
656 Followers 5K Following Running a family office. Not Financial advice. So hangry
abbididdy @abbididdy2191
41 Followers 1K Following
Mo @muhammadelbadri
362 Followers 2K Following Young nyc kid that wants cool things. 2x Founder // 3rd on the way //
Martha Wida @MarthaW79163
64 Followers 5K Following
BRYAN KING @NOTBRYANKING
3K Followers 419 Following Without order, nothing can exist. Without chaos, nothing can evolve.
TRAUMARESPONSE @TRAUMA_RESP0NSE
981 Followers 442 Following URFAVORITEDUTCH IS BANNED BY CRYBABIES 🤡
Cazzy Star @Cazzy
2K Followers 3K Following Feral pedestrian. I live in a hologram with you. Sorry about the tweets. he/his https://t.co/QSqafUuFC6 🎬, ⚖️, 🛸, 🐇, ♻️, 🏞️
Based Brando @legit_scumbag
6K Followers 2K Following ex con tryna figure it out. mice live inside my walls
Ira Bystrom @byst_ir
26 Followers 3K Following
Simon Love @simonloverules
2K Followers 1K Following Hugely Unpopular Formerly Welsh Not-For-Profit Musician. Sunday Pub Rocker. King Of S4C.
Sandra Gondran @sandra_gon92201
96 Followers 5K Following
ebram milad @DrEbramMilad
1 Followers 20 Following
TheMentalRecess @amentalrecess
17K Followers 3K Following Everyone needs a mind recess. https://t.co/ac4wrIUlsW
Juliette @juliettetravel
1K Followers 1K Following you wouldn’t be the first renegade to need somebody
Cat 🖤 @KittyBombBee
1K Followers 2K Following So ready to hug an ET ✨ Bay Area Artist🎨 Feral Zoomer 💫 Prequel lover 🛸♌️☀️♓️🌙♉️⬆️🖤
Emad Yowakim @bigYowakim
114 Followers 1K Following
urban fervor @teejnyc
113 Followers 1K Following
silly goose @iconiccorpse
36 Followers 135 Following she/they I'm the gap between a tragedy and comedy.
clara @carcooraaa
2 Followers 37 Following
Anders H Larssen @AndersH3550
167 Followers 762 Following global/lokal konfliktlösning inkl miljö/resurs frågor “perpetual war 4perpetualpeace”? (backrbildtext tolkn av dylan:s god on our side om rysshat.)
Hmada Gabr @gabr_hmada9957
16 Followers 445 Following
the freaking gamer @SunnRyzr
73 Followers 162 Following
Ham Linehan @HamLinehan
411 Followers 1K Following Please excuse my cousin @Glinner Graham Linehan. He is blinded by hate and incapable of escaping his internet poisoning. King of Wonky Heads
Taijay Blagrove @taijay_blagrove
976 Followers 2K Following |26| YCP '19, Syracuse University '21. He/Him/His.
Samak Laban Tamr Hind.. @EgyptianEthiopi
6K Followers 2K Following 🇪🇬🇪🇹 i tweet in 3 different languages, do integrals for fun and host pods. #CFC 💙 #BleedGreen 💚 سبع صنايع والبخت ضايع. 🇵🇸❤️
Dr.opout @phrmdaddy
2K Followers 1K Following ex engineering student, now pharmacist, a reverend, an avid hater of bounty, have a boating license, and a certified fitness instructor 😎
Abo Fairuz (Zozza) @ab0fairuz
9K Followers 3K Following Fairuz’s father 🐈 | Engineer | History enthusiast | Lifter | I’m mostly wrong
ChampagneJuJu @jujuhabashy
20K Followers 11K Following CopticEgyptian🇪🇬/ OvO𓅓/5x simp Champion/ Entrepreneur
L.E. @LE_Kay88
775 Followers 1K Following May be closer than appears. Probably stupid. Completely oblivious. Sometimes I think things and then I tweet them.
Cazzy Star @Cazzy
2K Followers 3K Following Feral pedestrian. I live in a hologram with you. Sorry about the tweets. he/his https://t.co/QSqafUuFC6 🎬, ⚖️, 🛸, 🐇, ♻️, 🏞️
TRAUMARESPONSE @TRAUMA_RESP0NSE
981 Followers 442 Following URFAVORITEDUTCH IS BANNED BY CRYBABIES 🤡
Based Brando @legit_scumbag
6K Followers 2K Following ex con tryna figure it out. mice live inside my walls
BRYAN KING @NOTBRYANKING
3K Followers 419 Following Without order, nothing can exist. Without chaos, nothing can evolve.
TheMentalRecess @amentalrecess
17K Followers 3K Following Everyone needs a mind recess. https://t.co/ac4wrIUlsW
Cat 🖤 @KittyBombBee
1K Followers 2K Following So ready to hug an ET ✨ Bay Area Artist🎨 Feral Zoomer 💫 Prequel lover 🛸♌️☀️♓️🌙♉️⬆️🖤
Visions of Halcyon @schoonerz
5K Followers 5K Following he/him progressive. One more voice calling for a free Palestine 🇵🇸
the freaking gamer @SunnRyzr
73 Followers 162 Following
Taijay Blagrove @taijay_blagrove
976 Followers 2K Following |26| YCP '19, Syracuse University '21. He/Him/His.
Dilemmasome Jack 🇵.. @jacquesesposti
132 Followers 568 Following this town ain’t big enough for the two of us
ella (tiktok: @blonde.. @blondehotcoffee
2K Followers 2K Following i only tweet when i’m high or manic
🇰🇦�.. @KFartx
1K Followers 1K Following Big Gas are oppressors, so let your flatulence free Diarrhea Druid, Shit Shaman, Pontifex of Poo, Doodoo Don #BLM #MFA Pfp by @teddyleonieart
باسل basil @basil__zayed
331 Followers 284 Following
alec @drainedvessel3
92 Followers 953 Following drain gamer drainedvessel/seppukucide art account @seppukucide
🧟 @corpsecutterr
713 Followers 2K Following i like sports (mavs dodgers) and drinking (beer vodkaredbull tequila soda etc) and movies (rom coms and horror movies) and my friends!
bimbo baggins @allyson_meghan
2K Followers 823 Following nice opinion unfortunately I’m under your bed with a loaded gun #freepalestine 🍉
cybercunt @mmdtill
114 Followers 90 Following
DeSean Dyer (Breeze) @SeanBreezeMMA
2K Followers 1K Following Son of 𐤉𐤄𐤅𐤄 / Pro Mixed Martial Artist/Coach/Karate & CKD 🥋/Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Black Belt/Muay Thai 👊🏾/ 🍃Based/ IG: @SeanBreezeMMA
skyy ᡣ𐭩 @H3ADINTHECLOUDZ
2K Followers 852 Following twenty-two ★ living dead girl ★ $10 dm fee ($skyalexxis)
chaosjim @yungfloop
1K Followers 1K Following Jimbo the Himbo. the real Pushin’ P aka Papa P. aka Pillsbury Doughboy. sometimes I let the voices tweet my bad
That’s the neat part, we don’t.
What age do the boys outgrow the spider man shit 😭
@arabatman_ Pete my inspiration he’s never lies always spitting
Why is the entire bus not jumping him omg???
A bus driver in Oklahoma was brutally attacked by an enraged passenger, resulting in a major crash ... and it was all caught on video! 😨
Accidentally took too much ZzzQuil to sleep last night and saw this coming towards me while I was in bed and couldn't move
Doctor: your body has run out of magnesium Me: 0mg
this how 2 year olds look at you when they’re actively shitting their pants
I don’t sleep with vaccinated women.
when you’re third wheeling and they start to argue
New poster for ‘KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES’ (Source: @Cakes_Comics)
Smeagol had to have fucked the ring right?
no way there’s edgars in the animal kingdom
Gloster canaries were bred from other canaries in the early 1920s to have a flat, bowl-cut appearance to the feathers on the top of their heads. [📹 shahparpet]
me and the boys going to a second location
Did a league of legends player write this
Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist trib.al/ee63uAc
if at this exact moment someone asked me to explain what a vitamin is, i’d have no choice but to push them and sprint away
how it feels to drink three ipas
LMFAOOO this is one of my favorite videos of all time
Apparently challenging the judge to Mortal Kombat only makes your jail time longer
making friends with stray cats like i'm on the hisses to kisses pipeline
If CABG is pronounced cabbage why is ABG not pronounced abbage
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