Gray @graygill

I believe a serving size of peanut butter is the whole jar. My biggest fear is developing a peanut allergy. | writer of words, rider of bikes Chattanooga, TN Joined February 2010

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Gray @graygill

2 years ago

I can’t believe I’m expected to work on a Google Slides deck tomorrow

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Casual Diehard @casual_diehard

2 years ago

SCARLETT: I don't have a Mets hat JOST: Just wear any hat SCARLETT: Wait I got it

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College & Magnolia @CollegeAndMag

2 years ago

Can you tarmac a coach after a home game

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Gray @graygill

2 years ago

That’s why you don’t send your team on the field at the same time as us. Boomer Sooner?

Brice @dBriceJ

2 years ago

one of our cheerleaders just absolutely demolished an oklahoma with some wild crouching tiger hidden dragon move

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Gray @graygill

2 years ago

Oh and we suck

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Gray @graygill

2 years ago

There are many cringe-worthy things about the Hugh Freeze era but one of the cringiest is that all our pre-game hype videos look like a straight to Disney+ Frozen spin-off.

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Gray @graygill

2 years ago

Unfortunately I will be in attendance next Saturday to watch… whatever this is

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Gray @graygill

2 years ago

I don’t think Auburn games should be televised or open to the public

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Gray @graygill

2 years ago

Auburn’s coaches have concepts of a plan

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Justin Ferguson @JFergusonAU

2 years ago

Auburn's offense has now turned the ball over 19 times in its last five games against power-conference competition there's still one more quarter to play in this game, too

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Gray @graygill

2 years ago

@alex_kirshner Payton is garbage but Cam Coleman, a 5-star receiver had a similar pass bounce off his hands into an interception against Cal. Auburn is just awful in every aspect.

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Since 2020, I haven’t turned on an Auburn football game and felt any remote sense of optimism. I’ve watched the games, but I haven’t seen us play football in years. So glad we hired a future MAGA congressman as HC and DC who directly caused a player’s death.

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Gray @graygill

2 years ago

@JFergusonAU Missed the entire play on YouTubeTV, came back from a commercial break to Champ on the cart smh

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Gray @graygill

2 years ago

Offensive penalties have wiped off a couple of sick plays from Robby Ashford today

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Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious

2 years ago

'There's a caterpillar, a very hungry caterpillar. Some say the hungriest caterpillar there is, I don't know, that's what they say, but you name it, he eats it. Salami, watermelon, a delicious chocolate cake... he eats it all folks, he eats it all'

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Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel

2 years ago

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.