Jeff @gingergaffer
Rocking slim leg jeans since 2017. Joined September 2010-
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Former President Obama: "Do not complain. Don't hashtag. Don't get anxious. Don't retreat. Don't binge on whatever it is you're binging on. Don't lose yourself in ironic detachment. Don't put your head in the sand. Don't boo. Vote. Vote."
@ThenJoSaid 🎵I see a little silly sweaty northern man, paradouche, paradouche, can I drink the um bongo!🎵
@ThenJoSaid Jeez, some people. Ok, take your pick .......
@ThenJoSaid I have some unicorn stickers here. You're welcome to one but you can't have a shiny.
@ItsAndyRyan See also Aretha Frnaklin and Barry Chulcke
Is it former Celtic right back Danny McGrain?
@rablivingstone Can you give me a couple of hours while I crowbar 'dromedary' or 'bractian' into a pun?
A hungover testicle A bloodhound that just licked a puddle it shouldn’t An amateur sausage haunted by Mussolini A pile of scabs that achieved sentience A shotgun wound with eyes The ghost of liver failure past A tarred & feathered koala bear If a piss-stained sofa was a person
@AvoidInertia It's only a short walk for pasties and Lion bars from that BP, I'm not really sure what else you're after??
i noticed there was a blank wall at mcdonald’s so i decided to make this fake poster of me and my friend. It’s now been 51 days since i hung it up.
@ItsAndyRyan Can I place a moratorium on talking about the fourth one? Let's all pretend it never happened!
@ThenJoSaid Have a lovely time! Bring back some sweets for all of twitter.
didn't mention his haircut, I see.
@paul_o_neill @mrnickharvey @AJHAJH @DanPeroni That's a REALLY good one to have in water treatment works top trumps!
Well done Brent, excellent work!
@mrnickharvey This makes me feel like anything is possible.
ColdwarSteve4TurnerPr... @CWSteve4Turner
1K Followers 3K Following Campaigning to get @Coldwar_Steve an adequate public arts prize he deserves in 2019 - #TurnerPrize. Then he must be invited to exhibit at the Venice Biennale 👊
Nikalah Ni Tuathail @NikNik191
24 Followers 214 Following Rebel Librarian,🥋in karate, lapsed 🇬🇧 rower, classically trained musician, ex special/visual effects artist. instagram/nikalah_made Views my own.
Stalker avoider @notmyrealname75
3 Followers 76 Following
The Lady Varnishes @Jupiterb1
3K Followers 2K Following Closet optimist.Humanitarian aid worker. καλλιτέχνης επίπλων : Wielding a power tool with one hand on my hip. Terf Agent:9963
rab livingstone @rablivingstone
11K Followers 804 Following It's only the thoughts that manage to escape that make it here, some should never have made it out.
Marcus4Payroll @Marcus4Payroll
83 Followers 816 Following Marcus, Payroll @rejectionagency . I'm a profoundly profound Millennial. He/him/she/it. https://t.co/DBfkrsF0Rw My full time cleaner is @_AP_Walsh
♻️Litterbusters�... @Litterbusters_
660 Followers 932 Following Micro activists... saving the planet 5 pieces of trash at a time aiming for a #plasticfree #zerowaste lifestyle Be the solution to pollution #fivepiecesaday
We are Tasty @WeAreTastyHello
49 Followers 384 Following Online presence for the Tasty family of products. Fresh, innovative, warm, modern, stylish, sexy. We are Tasty, hello!
Bob's Aquatic Seals�... @aquaticseals
827 Followers 1K Following This account is moderated on Bob's behalf.
Stephanie @StephanieSteer
269 Followers 3K Following Sirens beguiling call is not of the flesh but of the mind. interested in everything. There’d better be napping today.
GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge
24K Followers 1K Following Screenwriter, comedian, actor, socialist and model. These are words. As are custard, trumpet, wardrobe, trousers and dandelion.
Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve
376K Followers 24K Following Enquiries: [email protected] mailing list: https://t.co/RLUzvyVcee Support me: https://t.co/U09r4vQtnf Shop at website below xxx
Calmer Chameleons @calmermeleons
882 Followers 3K Following Officially the official Twitter page for the official Calmer Chameleons. We are a comedy podcast. Ask your doctor if Calmer Chameleons is right for you.
Fiona Glover @DianeHill1
32 Followers 536 Following
Michael Markey @LexionFS
13 Followers 32 Following The objective here at Lexion Financial Services Limited is to provide a personally tailored approach to your mortgage solution.
N Prince @MJoahnson
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MindTank @MindTankBlog
551 Followers 576 Following A free space for discussion on all mental health issues. All contributions welcome, please contact [email protected] (DMs open)
paul C @sangsip_147
5 Followers 33 Following
MEMEHOUSE UK @Memehouse_uk
161 Followers 1K Following We deliver Memes, News and Humour to your Twitter feed. News is posted at 8pm GMT while memes and jokes are posted throughout the day. Posted by J, A and M
Pru @prufrockluvsong
17K Followers 2K Following humorisht | situation misunderstander | word maker upper | bit prolonger
joe heenan @joeheenan
57K Followers 2K Following Award losing stand up comedian. Co host of Stu & Joe's Big Dumb Film Show. Subscribe here https://t.co/Ts0zTiHNI9
rab livingstone @rablivingstone
11K Followers 804 Following It's only the thoughts that manage to escape that make it here, some should never have made it out.
terminallyunderwhelme... @BrianNazarene
320 Followers 943 Following NHS Nurse for 20 years ~ all opinions my own ~ Not a Tory ~ 🇪🇺
Neil @_Enanem_
13K Followers 473 Following Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good double, double good.
Nick Harvey @mrnickharvey
51K Followers 753 Following I write music for TV so you don’t have to. Baskerville’s dad. Paul’s son. Ember’s accompanist.
GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge
24K Followers 1K Following Screenwriter, comedian, actor, socialist and model. These are words. As are custard, trumpet, wardrobe, trousers and dandelion.
The Lady Varnishes @Jupiterb1
3K Followers 2K Following Closet optimist.Humanitarian aid worker. καλλιτέχνης επίπλων : Wielding a power tool with one hand on my hip. Terf Agent:9963
Soccer Guy @usasoccerguy
124K Followers 567 Following An American slice of the soccer pie. Not @AlexiLalas. He’s just my hero.
GrumpySkeletor @GrumpySkeletor
139K Followers 234 Following Parody. Not affiliated in any way with Masters of The Universe, Mattel or Filmation.
Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve
376K Followers 24K Following Enquiries: [email protected] mailing list: https://t.co/RLUzvyVcee Support me: https://t.co/U09r4vQtnf Shop at website below xxxYou might like
