GrumpySkeletor @GrumpySkeletor
Parody. Not affiliated in any way with Masters of The Universe, Mattel or Filmation. Snake Mountain Joined March 2014-
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Merry Christmas motherfuckers
I may be evil, but even I wouldn’t wish you a merry christmas whilst taking a massive shite on the toilet.
He-Man’s just sent me a Christmas card with him and Battle Cat on the cover with the message ‘Meowy Catmas’. What a fucking arsehole.
GrumpySkeletor retweeted
On the twelfth day of Christmas Evil-Lyn sent to me 12 fucking arseholes
Couldn’t be bothered to attack Castle Grayskull today so I just summoned some magic to call He-Man a massive fanny instead.
What an incredible disguise. I have absolutely no idea which MASSIVE FUCKING BELLEND this could possibly be.
He-Man is queuing outside Argos as he's got his eye on a trouser press in the Black Friday sales. It's a bit weird though, as I've never seen him wear a pair of trousers in my entire fucking life.
Was going to have a cheeky bowl of Frosties for lunch but Mer-Man left the packet open and they've all gone FUCKING STALE
I see there’s been about 8 UK prime ministers since I last properly posted, each one a more hapless fucker than this simpering ginger gimp.
He-Man has just informed me that there’s only 40 sleeps until Christmas so he’s left me with no option other than to punch him square on his bellend.
GrumpySkeletor retweeted
FUCKING YES
Didn’t capture Castle Grayskull AGAIN this morning and it makes me question - is there another agenda at play?
My A-Level results were complete shite but it never stopped me from becoming Eternia's sexiest evil overlord. Never give up on your dreams.
What sort of cunt admits to that
During this extremely hot weather please don’t forget to check in on elderly relatives and neighbours to remind them that He-Man is a massive fucking arsehole.
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🤔 I’m gonna need to see a list mate 😂
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Whenever im sad, i check out @GrumpySkeletor because their posts never fail to distract me from the sad by making me chuckle. Keep up the good work Skeletor, you're one of the people making the world a happier, funnier and grumpier place
I am 53 years of age & shouldn't laugh as much as I do when this account fires up new posts.
What an incredible disguise. I have absolutely no idea which MASSIVE FUCKING BELLEND this could possibly be.
Not particularly what a professional should laugh at but it did make me cough up a bit of tea when I stumbled across it… Good old GrumpySkeletor 😆 🤣
I see there’s been about 8 UK prime ministers since I last properly posted, each one a more hapless fucker than this simpering ginger gimp.
@GrumpySkeletor We need you GS. We need you now more than ever.
@GrumpySkeletor It’s safe to come out now #Caramac has been destroyed
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@GrumpySkeletor You made it happen! Top job! Now if only the BBC would take similar heed of your thoughts on Mrs Browns Boys
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