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#terrypratchettday Today, #SirTerryPratchett would have turned 76. Luckily for us, he lives on in the characters and worlds he created. 'I didn’t have white hair in those days,’ said Granny. ‘Everything was a different colour in those days.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘It didn’t rain so…
on the road behind sideshow bob this morning
"Just seen my poorly friend who makes seabird sausages." "Oh really? How is he?" "He's taken a tern for the wurst." "Get out".
Honey, you okay? You barely touched your Billie Irish!
Honey, you okay? You barely touched your Billie Irish!
Are you travelling by @SouthernRailUK this weekend? My friend Lucie desperately needs your help. She has spent nine months hand making this beautiful quilt out of disused kimono silk for her oldest friend's brand new baby:
A gift from the alternative provision school over the back.
Just bought some posh cheesey puffs from Waitrose. They're called Whatwhatwhatsits.
Hello, honestly not a big fan of asking for help but any shares or contributions to this would be incredibly appreciated. My dad has set this up so hopefully we can fund a suitable wheelchair so I can regain some independence gofundme.com/f/help-natasha…
Meanwhile, in the UK today
Meanwhile, in the UK today https://t.co/sbBucjdx0R
If anyone fancies joining I will be starting the first annual 'Runaway Horse Memorial Pub Crawl' from 11am tomorrow
If anyone fancies joining I will be starting the first annual 'Runaway Horse Memorial Pub Crawl' from 11am tomorrow https://t.co/J64YCmBWJZ
The most important thing to take away from #NTLiveNye? We cannot let the politicians, in either the current government or opposition, destroy what Nye Bevan achieved with the NHS. He would be absolutely disgusted to see what governments have done to the NHS. #SaveTheNHS 💙
Happy St George’s Day.
sorry boss can’t come into work i gotta stay home and feel really weird and anxious all day
A fun part of being an adult is giving your friends great advice you’d never follow yourself.
Announcing the theme for Terry Pratchett Day 2024: START IN THE WRONG PLACE. "Don't start in the right place!" they often say of @terryandrob's work. So, let's truly embrace the joy and chaos to be found in the many routes through Discworld and beyond.
This weekend, Sat 20th & Sun 21st April, I helped organise 36 Morris sides to come to Oxford Folk Festival and dance. It went fantastically - the sun shone, the crowds watched, the Morris danced. I am beyond proud to have been a part of this.
Just because someone has been cruel to you doesn’t mean that anything they said or did was right. Replace every unkind word and every belittling laugh that replays in your mind with my voice telling you that you are loved and wanted in this world.
Very Cool Person: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? Me: Hell yeah [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
Didn't play enough of this game yesterday - Bus Ad Morris! Can only be played at Bonn Square during #OxfordFolkFestival.
Mark Watson @watsoncomedian
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Chris @ChrisJackComedy
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Michelle @m_w_a_t
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Ceri @CeriLMoran
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Pia @PiaLarsum
254 Followers 587 Following (she/her) theatre director, writer, host, tech, camera person, editor, festival producer, maker of bad games, appallingly unsuccessful at all of those
Bram De Buyser @chton
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Vivs 🐼️🌈 @PandaRoboto
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Katie @ZiziFothSi
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Hare 🐇 @HareComedy
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Sonic Sledgehammer @sonicsledge
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• Sloth • 🏳️.. @horneislife
2K Followers 3K Following • met alex 28 aug 22!!! • nmj • taskmaster • bad golf • horne section • btl deputy gem • subwoolfer • met watto 21 aug 21 • met key 17 mar 23 •
Dayna Craig 🐝 @DaynaEMCraig
474 Followers 99 Following Emerging Contemporary Irish Poet Author of The Narcissist's Prayer https://t.co/SxwS9j8oto 🤙chronically siiick🤙 @DaynaAfterDark
Richard (405 Mi16 era.. @halkyardo
2K Followers 752 Following "basically, you've got to be a little bit insane." they/them. private acct: @halk_ebooks
dancer_girl72 @DancerGirl72
116 Followers 670 Following Chaotic disaster bisexual & morris tart. She/her. Combined type ADHD. This is mainly all my junk/random thoughts, but sometimes I say intelligent things.....
Misfit Molly @MisfitMolly1
252 Followers 379 Following Misfit Molly is based on the Norfolk/Lincs/ Cambs border. We practice Molly dancing on Thursday nights, come & join in! Part of https://t.co/qkEnWSnENO
asian and ✨ fabulou.. @HooiWanV
2K Followers 535 Following ✨ malaysian-chinese ✨ bisexual ✨ fat ✨ agender ✨ disabled ✨ pro-abortion ✨ free palestine ✨ i retweet every cat blep ✨
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Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp
52K Followers 23K Following 1. Writer 2. Obsessed with lists 3. COMMON PEOPLE 4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS 5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD, out now! (https://t.co/xahvo4CqJT)
GroundhoppingGirl @GrndhoppingGrl
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Holly @Holly7527439326
97 Followers 3K Following
Jenna - Just a simple.. @Nadesico_Kitty
304 Followers 767 Following Co-host of Reel History UK Podcast. HA Member. Has a thing for animation. She/Her. Queer. Autistic. Acafan. Wife and Mum.
Dan! McKee - special .. @danieljmckee
2K Followers 2K Following The metaphorical equivalent of a woman in a big hat at the village fete.
Rachel Richardson @ichthygal
125 Followers 2K Following If I had super powers, I'd want to be able to talk to animals and breath under water.
Emily whales ||COMMS .. @emily_whales
71 Followers 877 Following Virtual World Explorer❤ Unleashing my Virtual Personal's Adventures 💕 ANIME ARTIST-VTUBER ARTIST-FURRY ARTIST-COMM OPEN
Alex 🍉 @StrawHatStede
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pika escobar @Joowan
271 Followers 313 Following
Rachel Stammers @RachelStammers1
78 Followers 356 Following Complete history nerd, morris dancer, historic house tourist, folkie and keen baker
Lesly Cummings @CummingsLe44830
130 Followers 3K Following
Eve (is very tired)�.. @Eve_Comedy
187 Followers 816 Following “Unbearably young”- trusted source | Occasionally funny, often existing, mostly tired
Tim @TimBorgComedian
350 Followers 885 Following On Instagram and TikTok, same handle. Runs @byojcomedy, @ValtteriPod. He/him.
Smashleigh @Glitter_brawl
1K Followers 790 Following Vulpine. Lovely nightmare. Fleshy lump of stardust. Lover of words. Disgusting/beautiful/unsteady. Same name on all the other socials
Becca @BeccaBaltz
1K Followers 4K Following ASD mom. Democrat. Outlander,OFMD. Peaker. Fucked up sense of humor and foul mouth. Animal lover. Be kind, it pisses off the haters 💜LGBTQ ally #VoteBlue 💙
cath @cathy456123
146 Followers 4K Following I really like all different kinds of music pop rock I like folk music Irish dance r&b old music aswell but I really do love bellowhead and spires and Boden
Nita @reillynita30
164 Followers 3K Following
Fish @madbadsadhad
405 Followers 414 Following Do you remember when it used to fit then time went by now it don't fit not even a little bit?
Roy Manterfield @MumblingNerd
13K Followers 13K Following Love, equality and tolerance; reject hate. Humour, social media, politics, humanism, cats, chocolate and Nottingham.
David Braniff-Herbert @the_dbh
8K Followers 9K Following Organising a fabulous movement of LGBT+ Educators for @NEUnion to win liberation | Trade Union Lover | he/him | Personal capacity tweeting obvs.
Charlie @CharliePlusCat
111 Followers 265 Following ‘Charlie is very dependable and lovely.’ - Top Comedian Chrissy Derbyshire ‘Saviour of the Realm’ - Ron (Lexx Education)
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Joe Atkins @joejatkins
249 Followers 569 Following Product photographer and general all around creative nut - https://t.co/7W658sb65s YNWA Always a red.
Jodie van de Wetering @jodievdw
486 Followers 383 Following Neurodivergent writer, comedian, poet, that sort of thing. Organiser of online gigs, shenanigans by appointment.
Neil S. Reddy. Writer.. @thistribe
667 Followers 806 Following GILES BASTET 9th HEAVENLY CAT, BOTTLE in AVALON, HOUND OF THE BISCUIT BARREL, JUBJUB JUICE, BYRON BEYOND THE FIRMAMENT. CAUSE FOR CONCERN, NOT KAFKA, iDRIP.
alittlebriton @alittlebriton
842 Followers 779 Following Dinner AND a show. Internet Filth Wizard, inclusive feminist, meat potato. She/her. 18+ only! Icon by @koglasainok Banner by @Valerie_Sparkle
Beci K @becitothebee
227 Followers 545 Following Senior Consultant - Digital Design and Development All views are mine (thankfully). (She/them)
Mark Watson @watsoncomedian
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Only Phwoar 🏳️�.. @rustedwirewitch
599 Followers 601 Following Writer, miniatures painter and Maths Gremlin. She/They. Hobby stuff, fanfic, horror and fantasy, k-pop, pro-wrestling, MDZS and RPGs.
misha is: a box full .. @howlieT
3K Followers 2K Following Misha (she/her) 🏳️🌈, once ended up in an ambulance with three Perrier nominees,🏳️⚧️trans rights are human rights🏳️⚧️ https://t.co/KkrcMT2t2H
Chris @ChrisJackComedy
455 Followers 394 Following I have very little that would appease you. We’d all like to write our own reviews.
Michelle @m_w_a_t
245 Followers 634 Following Nerdy Adventurer, 🇦🇺 in 🇬🇧, BTL Gem, #watsonathon lifer, here for the hahas and the teehees
Ceri @CeriLMoran
291 Followers 863 Following Here 35% NMJ 🦄, 25% WatsonDecade, 20% for GBBO 🎂, 15% for british TV drama 📺 and 5% for Rocky Flintstone musings 🐴🥂
Jennie Beard @theshortjen
400 Followers 670 Following jazz piano/sometimes vocals @rwcmd occasional theatre person Part-time cheese courier Trans rights are human rights 🏳️🌈
Impatient Productions @ImpatientUK
3K Followers 341 Following Boutique producer of radio, podcasts, live comedy, run by @LianneCoop and national treasure @watsoncomedian. literally 20 shows at the fringe
Below The Line @AccessComedyBTL
3K Followers 119 Following Charity (reg. SC052405) & community, includes pay-it-forward ticket scheme. Run by comedy fans & @watsoncomedian. Providing a helping hand to #AccessComedy 🤝
Pia @PiaLarsum
254 Followers 587 Following (she/her) theatre director, writer, host, tech, camera person, editor, festival producer, maker of bad games, appallingly unsuccessful at all of those
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman
113K Followers 3K Following a writer and professional person for many things. bafta connect member. it’s probably a joke. she/her. Rep: @ITG_ltd
No More Jockeys Fans @NMJ_Fans
2K Followers 34 Following 💎 Home of #NoMoreJockeys fans and the online comedy community. 🤝 Helping support @AccessComedyBTL #AccessComedy #BelowTheLine (Header image by @CazzaLaRouge)
NextUp - Live Comedy @nextupcomedy
7K Followers 930 Following Your digital window into the UK stand-up comedy circuit 😎 (email [email protected] for help)
Bram De Buyser @chton
3K Followers 4K Following Freelance cloud architect (Azure, scale, data, responsible AI) Building https://t.co/F6N7gtxXH0, smart tools for the neurospicy. Also building https://t.co/4kNdATDETq. He/Him.
J😴e H☕llingw🌍.. @whatifbutthen
1K Followers 2K Following Elected MVP for @gag_reflex @noddogcomedy @xsmalarkey & Cheshire West Pic (c) á là @quintelance (he/him)
The Company (by Mark .. @MarkWatsonCo
3K Followers 21 Following The Company was a monthly, free storytelling experience created by @watsoncomedian and @matryer. Your votes decide what happens. This was all planned.
Alex Horne @AlexHorne
375K Followers 1K Following Will tell you about things I do here: Taskmaster Universe, Horne Section nonsense, occasional other stuff.
VividVivka 🧡 @VividVivka
125K Followers 269 Following Expect Nothing, Appreciate Everything - Vivka (not Viv). I do the D&D. Vaguely human. I got jokes and make wholesome smut. 💚 (she/her)
BlackpowderMorris @BlackpowderMor1
296 Followers 219 Following A Morris side in Lewes, East Sussex, since March 2014 all having fun. To book us or join us email [email protected]
Garston Gallopers @garstongallop
51 Followers 34 Following Mixed Morris dancing side from a small village in the Lambourn Valley - The Valley of the Racehorse. New dancers and musicians always welcome.
TenterdenMorris @TenterdenMorris
142 Followers 597 Following Supporting traditional Morris dancing, folk music & song in & around Tenterden. Folk song, music & dance workshops for children & young people @tenterdenfolk
Alton Morris @AltonMorrisUK
438 Followers 295 Following A lively, friendly mixed morris side, dancing in the Border style.
Gog Magog Molly @GogMagogMolly
91 Followers 25 Following The multi-coloured molly-dancing menace of the fens! More info: https://t.co/zB8yo4CrrA
Slubbing Billy's @SlubbingBillys
705 Followers 803 Following Mixed North West Morris side based in the Colne Valley, Huddersfield. Practice night is Tuesday 8-10pm. New dancers and musicians are very welcome!
FlamboroughLongsword @FlamboroSword
390 Followers 456 Following Flamborough Longsword. A tradional sword dance performed annually in the village on boxing day. Sword, gansey, cap, white jeans, shoes & big thirst just needed!
Exeter Morris @ExeterMorris
958 Followers 637 Following With effect from October 2022, Exeter Morris will become a mixed side, the first in Exeter, and welcome new members, both men and women.
GreenManSword @GreenManSword
78 Followers 173 Following Mixed sword team, based on the London/Surrey border. New team members welcome at our practices (Tuesday evenings) - no experience required.
Flag and Bone Gang @FlagAndBoneGang
435 Followers 330 Following Morris Dance team based in Harrogate
Thrales Rapper @thrales
1K Followers 918 Following Short sword rapper dancers from London borough of Southwark; bringing culture and enlightenment to the congestion charge zone and beyond!
Five Rivers Morris @5RiversMorris
1K Followers 579 Following Five Rivers Morris was formed in 2008 by a bunch of like-minded people in Sheffield who wanted to dance some morris. We still do, so we still do.
IronmenSevernGilders @IMSG_morris
1K Followers 2K Following Men's Border and women's North West Morris dancers with a great band, from Ironbridge, Shropshire. New members always welcome.
Sweyns Ey Morris and .. @sweynseymorris
464 Followers 294 Following Mixed Morris side based in Swansea, South Wales. Out and about locally every Thursday evening May - Sept, winter practice sessions Oct - April. Join us!
Mersey Morris @Mersey_Morris
742 Followers 600 Following Stunning audiences in Wirral, across the north-west and further afield since 1960. Morris dancing in the best Cotswold tradition, incorporating Scally rapper.
Greenwich Morris @squiregmm
602 Followers 398 Following Mens Cotswold Morris. Always on the look out for new members. 8pm Thursdays Mycenae House Blackheath from September to May Day. https://t.co/lxJsUdX6Gy
Cardiff Morris @CardiffMorris
644 Followers 418 Following Friendly (non gender specific) Morris side based in Cardiff, Wales. Dancing in and around the capital every Tuesday evening May-Sept, winter practice Oct-April.
Etcetera Morris Men @ETCMorris
581 Followers 225 Following Cotswold Morris in Enfield. New members welcome. See website for more details of how to see/join/book us! Also at 🐘https://t.co/4fhY8s0JRn
Morris Federation UK @MorrisFed
669 Followers 468 Following Largest UK association of self-governing teams of morris dancers & related activities, est. 1975, almost 500 member teams. #MorrisDancing
Leek Morris @leekmorris1
58 Followers 89 Following Mixed morris side (mainly Cotswold) based in Leek, Staffordshire.
Queer Folk @QueerFolkUK
585 Followers 143 Following Queer Folk exists to amplify LGBTQIA+ performers and history, foster collaborations, and encourage the building of LGBTQIA+ community in the trad folk scene.
Hemlock Morris @hemlock_morris
102 Followers 266 Following We're a mixed gender morris side from Bedford dancing Cotswold and Border dances. Practices Tuesday nights, new members welcome. Tweets currently by Katherine
Cutlers Gate @cutlers_gate
80 Followers 118 Following New Sheffield Border Morris side. Non traditional. If you are interested in joining or us performing at an event- contact us on [email protected]
Pateley Longsword @PateleyLongswo1
80 Followers 110 Following Non traditional Yorkshire Longsword dancers with attitude.
Sutton Masque Border .. @sutton_masque
84 Followers 70 Following A flamboyant and exciting mixed border morris side from Sutton-in-the-Isle near Ely, Cambridgeshire
dancer_girl72 @DancerGirl72
116 Followers 670 Following Chaotic disaster bisexual & morris tart. She/her. Combined type ADHD. This is mainly all my junk/random thoughts, but sometimes I say intelligent things.....
Woodchurch Morris @WoodchurchMorr1
142 Followers 152 Following The one and the only morris side based in the village of Woodchurch in Kent. We dance Cotswold and have been known to sing shanties and folk songs on occasion.
Boggart's Breakfast @Boggarts_brkfst
1K Followers 715 Following We are a mischievous, mixed border morris side from Sheffield, South Yorkshire. Blue, sparkly objects are not safe in our presence...
Sheffield University .. @shefunimorris
210 Followers 310 Following Morris Dancing Society at the University of Sheffield.
Coton Morris @CotonMorris
675 Followers 291 Following Coton Morris and their Terrific Musicians, experts in the least stealthy of the martial arts.
Brixton Tatterjacks @tatterjacks
272 Followers 233 Following We are a #Morris side based in #Brixton, established in 2017. We practise weekly on Tue evenings and we welcome new members. We are #lgbtqi+ friendly!
EynshamMorris @EynshamMorris
282 Followers 212 Following This colourful, rumbustious yet precise team dance with great energy and a real love of the dances of their village - Oxford Folk Festival.
Old Palace Clog @OldPalaceClog
323 Followers 329 Following Ladies North West Clog Morris with male and female musicians. Great fun - come and join us.
Wickham Morris @wickham_morris
121 Followers 128 Following We are a mixed morris side based in Wickham in Hampshire. we dance Costwold, Border and Wickham style dances. We dance at local pubs, fetes, festivals and more!
Fiddlesticks Northwes.. @Fiddlestickclog
85 Followers 290 Following A women's northwest morris side based in Norwich with a mixed band. We're often seen performing around Norfolk and are always looking to welcome new members.
St Albans Morris @stalbansmorris
47 Followers 6 Following
Pecsaetan Morris @pecsaetan
916 Followers 387 Following Pecsaetan are a female Cotswold Morris side based in Sheffield, UK
Hartley Morris Men @hartley_morris
695 Followers 1K Following A Cotswold Morris side. We dance, sing and drink at some of the best pubs in West Kent. New dancers welcome; if you can't dance we'll teach you! Beard optional.
Clausentum Morris @ClausentumM
469 Followers 337 Following New Mixed Cotswold Morris side based in Southern England
Brighton Morris @BrightonMorris
1K Followers 390 Following Entropic Morris (look it up!) featuring impossibly nimble dancing! Check out our programme online, or book us for your event. New members always welcome
Mayflower Morris @MayflowerMorris
1K Followers 2K Following Bobbin Shakers Extraordinaire. All female North West morris dance side on the Surrey/Hants border.
Greensleeves Morris @greensleevesmm
863 Followers 736 Following London's longest established morris side, founded in 1926. Practices on Friday 8-10pm Sep-Apr at South Wimbledon Community Centre SW19 1HN, new members welcome.
KirtlingtonMorris @KirtlingtonMM
568 Followers 205 Following Kirtlington Morris – based in Kirtlington, Oxfordshire, UK. We dance our very own tradition of Cotswold Morris, and host a Lamb Ale on Trinity Sundays.
Customs & Exiles @CustomsExiles
485 Followers 357 Following Energetic and precise mixed North West clog morris team. New members always welcome!
The Wild Hunt Morris @WildHuntMorris
3K Followers 4K Following Mixed Border Morris side from Croydon, formed in 1991. Entertainment, excitement, masks, sticks & bells. What more do you need to know?
Rackaback Morris @RackabackHull
855 Followers 879 Following Hull Mixed Border Morris Team - Born Jan 2011. Practice (& pub) Tuesday nights. Likes Bells and Jingles! [email protected]
Mad Jack's Morris @MadJacksMorris
924 Followers 586 Following Mad Jack's Morris have been dancing English Morris Dancing in Hastings since 1976. We are a 'joint' team with a women's team & a men's team.
Green Oak Morris Men @GreenOakMorris
551 Followers 89 Following For folk's sake: come and enjoy morris dancing! Big sticks are provided. Beginners welcome. Weekly practice in a brewery.#terrypratchettday Today, #SirTerryPratchett would have turned 76. Luckily for us, he lives on in the characters and worlds he created. 'I didn’t have white hair in those days,’ said Granny. ‘Everything was a different colour in those days.’ ‘That’s true.’ ‘It didn’t rain so…
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Which one is your favorite Legendary Bird?
I extremely love the vibes of this lil guy on the inside of the bottle label Also he looks a lil bit like (a highly caffeinated) Krobus
Thank you, Captain.
Remember that those who put you down aren't actually any better or more valid than you; they simply believe their own lies about others in order to elevate themselves in their own estimation.
More Merman sculpture progress. I’m really happy with the paint job, now for some hair. 💦 #folklore #merman #sculpture #arttoy
Rediscovered the greatest face I ever did in my life
Going to have to get back in the habit of unfollowing QT dunkers. It's a shame, because there's some folks I'll miss, but damn it all, don't do free advertising for right-wing grifters. Fascism decorated with an easy joke is still fascism. x.com/brainmage/stat…
Twitter Tips with Guy Kelly! Seen a real bad tweet that you can't wait to rinse with a quote tweet! Don't do that! Follow this simple advice instead :)
"The people we love won't ever understand how hard it can be to do these things. But we do it. For them." 💜💜💜
Fuck’s sake. Had a piece of blue cake from the last party. I have another party in a few minutes.
On our way to Sheffield from the glorious @folkhouse …another sold out night! Plus we got to stop at Gloucester services and pick up some sticky chipolatas and nice coffee…not too shabby. @TheGreystones here we come!
One day I’ll be settled. One day I’ll be medicated for my ADHD. One day I’ll be loved for who I am rather than tolerated despite it. One day I’ll feel safe. Like my home is my own. Like I’m not always scrabbling to keep up with life. Like I’m not dealing with everything alone.
Purring AND blepping? He spoils us!
Extremely British interaction: out in my garden feeding the birds, man walking dogs comments to his wife that the flowers are beautiful. I say "thanks, they've come up lovely, haven't they?" He reacts with shock (hadn't seen me) & apologises for complimenting my flowers 🤣
i'll take an aul geezer being horny on main over him liking a right wing tweet or being transphobic
MARK LAMARR, NO! YOUR LIKES ARE PUBLIC! MAAAARK!
(oh and if I'm working at a festival, you bet the recommendations are shows there. And I only recommend THE BEST THINGS.)
Get out the way! It's a MORNING UPDATE! - Today is Saturday 27th April. - The weather in Manchester is a real nice 10°c. - Here is a photo of some wee parrots.
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