hanna 🌚 @funcoolchillgal
silly and evil she/her Joined March 2018-
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how embarrassing is it that my college addiction is caffeine
I went to the grocery store and all I got was bitlife
just whipped my wax pen around in a sock I think if eleven year old me saw me right now she would have questions
Pset at the bar is crazy and yet. Many such occurrences!
It’s always gotta be that one bitch that’s good at bowling (and it’s not me)
the way I locked in at work today should be studied. Forgot I had that capacity. It’s beautiful what buying a new shirt can do for you
feds put me in the penn cuz i aint a teller
I’m making my own lit in the quint called depressed in the quint and it is exactly what it sounds like
Last night i realized a lot more of my friends are straight than I thought
whenever i get irrationally mad about something but i know im irrationally mad about it im just kind of like. What now
hate my major hate the department hate the classes I’m in hate hate hate
i thought this was a funny ass bait tweet i cannot believe this is real....
i thought this was a funny ass bait tweet i cannot believe this is real....
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i want a quirkier han.. @catherinning
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963 Followers 254 Following drawing whatever i like. @ college ⬦ comm info in carrd + dm ⬦ side: @inkuranus ⬦ art shop: https://t.co/SU1LeEyISF ⬦ https://t.co/8Vg0ZY2q6R
teddy @dykechairman
20 Followers 20 Following ok fine im sorry about the blood in your mouth!!!!! i still wish it was mine though
ur mom @plasticeyebags
14 Followers 23 Following cheesemonger, ex-gifted kid, comedian, herbal smoker, board game enthusiast, certified cool girl, father of eight, recovered wattpad user, pretty crier
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wallus gromiticus @notthefruitbits
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15 Followers 44 Following analretentive about diction in the english language
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53 Followers 94 Following The only word starting with twi I mess with is Twix. Yet I’m still here aren’t I.
aprils ending….the passage of time continues unforgivingly….i still don’t know who i am or what i want….but the flowers are still blooming….i have to try again….
Thank you Julius Caesar for inventing the Chicken Caesar Wrap
given that Challengers seems to be inspiring people to play tennis, i have a message for you: please do not play tennis. please do not be inspired. there are not enough courts in NYC for you. you will hate it. everyone will laugh at you. you will trip and fall and probably die.
i think HWC has made me go soft. i need to go back to my restaurant so i can toughen up again.
oh he’s BROKE broke
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Do u ever look in the mirror and just hope it isn't accurate
The most unrealistic thing about The Sopranos is that her name is “Meadow.” No way in hell Tony and Carmella had a baby girl in 1982 in New Jersey and didn’t name her Gianna Marie.
I could listen to my wife talk aimlessly for the rest of eternity, until the sun burns itself out, until the heavens fall from the sky, and not even notice a minute had passed
My wife’s stories are like Grateful Dead songs. I literally applaud when she gets back to the point.
Watching Anyone But You and the idea of making a bunch of people travel to Australia for a wedding is so fucked up that I can barely pay attention to the rest of what’s happening
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