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i’d prefer to be on my couch at this time. what’s your name again
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@selontheweb When the tinkerer ape remakes the world as his own, what shape will he give it?
friend has an absurdly capacious toilet bowl. thimble of water. yawning maw of porcelain. one wonders
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Detective tools / by Januara5000
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One of my favorite things to do with my darting watchful eyes is to determine who among you is being loyal
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When it's snowing, the outdoors seem like a room.
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dizzy @rundizzy
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6K Followers 443 Following hello friends, i have been bothered by the imperfect world for a long time
lil stinker @superlameballs
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furby hancock @furby_hancock
11K Followers 454 Following there's probably a lot of upsides to suffering that we just haven't thought of yet
game ideas company ll.. @bogtrinkets
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matt @mattybtweets69
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ray of moonlight @GaterHouser
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Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2
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WH @hastifliche
5K Followers 326 Following The wery hunter, slepinge in his bed, To wode ayein his minde goeth anon
Meat Boy @god_brane
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liz ♡ @yonekitten
7 Followers 180 Following
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xwxwx @emptyxwx
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lonelyfourever @lonelyfourever
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IRL PVPER (Full Rage .. @irlpvper
256 Followers 2K Following Digital Swashbuckler aka LONG (20x) John Silver. ⚔️ #ﾉ尺ﾚｱvｱ ⚔️ #𝔅ℜ𝔊 ⚔️
Cameron @hyferg
321 Followers 2K Following
fake micah @lakeatHARPERS
56 Followers 42 Following Parody has been rendered—has rendered itself—obsolete, inutile, defunct, passé—démodé, like the word itself—by this account, its constituent assays, its extirpa
Raffi Against the Mac.. @normalfolkie
1K Followers 6K Following #IASOLIDARITY | DSA | Somewhere between Woody Guthrie and Taylor Swift | DSA Folk Singers Caucus
Nick Fuentes 2nd Groy.. @SarahBlum263503
991 Followers 4K Following Lost my account that had 140k subs. Anti-Zionist Jew. Left-Wing Populist. Anti-Authority.
foodvillain @foodvillain31
6 Followers 38 Following
Md. Mahmood Hassan @smahssan2003
1K Followers 5K Following Digital & Affiliate Marketing expert 🚀 | As an Amazon Associate, I earn from qualifying purchases. | #digitalmarketing #affiliatemarketing
Sex Dinero @SexDinero64
564 Followers 458 Following GameCube Historian Rights Activist First Mexican to ever get invited to a Cage The Elephant concert @chronicflash0 alt nudes account
jian @happysmileycat
6 Followers 552 Following
Random Public Park �.. @EverydayParks
2K Followers 408 Following Posting random parks across the US every hour with some occasional highlights
EVE @NicksonEvelyn
74 Followers 289 Following
Katie D'Angelo @KatlynDAngelo
296 Followers 565 Following Infamously a one-time caption contest runner-up for a Sex And The City themed Instagram account
hellthy @hellthynever
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2024 funny conspiracy.. @cruhbluh
126 Followers 197 Following
Clouds being scattere.. @fireandvision
284 Followers 2K Following The world is led by mind and drawn along by mind. All phenomena are controlled by one phenomenon, mind. (SN 1.62)
s.z @90geese
231 Followers 346 Following sad every day no matter what/ thrift rat / connoisseur en training
Funny Snarky Humor @FUNNYsnarkyJOKE
9K Followers 2K Following I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world. #funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious
the fucking devil @thefucking06914
3 Followers 21 Following
Solitary Sandpiper @bttrhmsndgrdns
1K Followers 5K Following drinking pickle juice right out of the jar. it’s an electrolyte I think
sergeant balls @OceanicStargirl
1 Followers 111 Following #I am the most tired woman in the world. I am tired when I get up. Life requires an effort which I cannot make.
nonbinary? i-i'd have.. @finelylesberg
584 Followers 304 Following they/them/there are microscopic doses of strawberry flavored melatonin gummies in all of my posts
matt @mattsyl
512 Followers 2K Following movies, but also films. | filmmaker / motion designer | https://t.co/VfSMaoutk2
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7 Followers 13 Following
shannon$legitmommyGra.. @Phatboi3100
24 Followers 894 Following inbox me with ur cash app or Apple Pay,PayPal !zelle to get spoiled with some $ to pay of your bills or buy new car,house no scam zone
dizzy @rundizzy
29K Followers 683 Following
picardie aurora @picardie_aurora
6K Followers 443 Following hello friends, i have been bothered by the imperfect world for a long time
lil stinker @superlameballs
10K Followers 804 Following
furby hancock @furby_hancock
11K Followers 454 Following there's probably a lot of upsides to suffering that we just haven't thought of yet
game ideas company ll.. @bogtrinkets
5K Followers 882 Following
matt @mattybtweets69
16K Followers 1K Following @HBO, @netflix, @TheOnion | Don’t work for any of those places, they’re just some companies I like
ray of moonlight @GaterHouser
3K Followers 838 Following im not trying to, you know, poke fun at anything
Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2
19K Followers 3K Following avant normal https://t.co/8KnkhhlNO9 everything is for sale
WH @hastifliche
5K Followers 326 Following The wery hunter, slepinge in his bed, To wode ayein his minde goeth anon
Meat Boy @god_brane
9K Followers 574 Following minding mine own. @god_brane2 for twitch posts. boss @lilmeaties
fake micah @lakeatHARPERS
56 Followers 42 Following Parody has been rendered—has rendered itself—obsolete, inutile, defunct, passé—démodé, like the word itself—by this account, its constituent assays, its extirpa
Great British Getty I.. @shitbritishpics
60K Followers 393 Following History, PR stunts, and more from the Getty Images treasure trove. Kudos to everyone featured, esp. photographers ✉️🥂📷 Captions taken from Getty. Blame them.
Random Public Park �.. @EverydayParks
2K Followers 408 Following Posting random parks across the US every hour with some occasional highlights
Katie D'Angelo @KatlynDAngelo
296 Followers 565 Following Infamously a one-time caption contest runner-up for a Sex And The City themed Instagram account
butt hash @made2chill
317 Followers 635 Following lois griffin big real honkers no peter no stewie no evil monkey
Unseen Japan @UnseenJapanSite
124K Followers 878 Following The Japan you don’t learn about in anime. Staff account. Free newsletter: https://t.co/OpOaeDexyh
nonbinary? i-i'd have.. @finelylesberg
584 Followers 304 Following they/them/there are microscopic doses of strawberry flavored melatonin gummies in all of my posts
matt @mattsyl
512 Followers 2K Following movies, but also films. | filmmaker / motion designer | https://t.co/VfSMaoutk2
kitsch ✨ @Lauracsc_
1K Followers 2K Following Maker of things, thinker of thoughts. Designer, artist, athlete. Former architect. Relentless optimistic.
jo... @joelyfitch
2K Followers 3K Following trying to think in the haze ∞ half of cloudmind behind @atmosphericlit
Currently on Criterio.. @Criterion247
4K Followers 6 Following Featuring what is currently playing on the Criterion 24/7 feature on The Criterion Channel | run by @Liam_The_Nerd & @AveryEvening
Accidental Bronson @AccidentalBron
68K Followers 16K Following Things that sound like Action Bronson lyrics
Marc Wilson @MarcwilsonPhoto
6K Followers 3K Following 'The Land is yellow, the Sky is blue', 'A Wounded Landscape', 'The Last Stand' - https://t.co/xHFqecV77j
𓆛 𓆜 𓆝 𓆞 �.. @seatsniffa
724 Followers 1K Following
Lemons @anndemeulememe
438 Followers 588 Following
Colin Foss @colin_foss
689 Followers 1K Following Cultural history of the French 19th c | Associate Professor of French @austincollege | Midd '10, Yale '16 | he/him
Mr After Turning Etc. @milkhandluke
81 Followers 110 Following @gay_horse420 aka Alex backup account
Joanna Arnow @arnowjo
1K Followers 793 Following Film, comics, writing. Dir. "I HATE MYSELF :)", "BAD AT DANCING" "LAYING OUT" "THE FEELING THAT THE TIME FOR DOING SOMETHING HAS PASSED"
November @postoctobrist
52K Followers 1K Following some kind of horse jester. @trashfuturepod/@wtyppod/@killjamesbond. she/her but they/them if you’re mad at me
Fredward the Bastard @Fredward3948576
11K Followers 902 Following and he rose again in accordance with a tweet he made earlier / @freduary
bad grace @clinicalwstmn
1K Followers 2K Following Alan Rankine / Margit Carstensen perpetuation account. Triple Negative un/snappy turns. No 3rd person
Chicago Bird Collisio.. @BirdMonitors
3K Followers 12 Following Chicago Bird Collision Monitors (CBCM) is a volunteer conservation project dedicated to the protection of migratory birds through rescue, advocacy and outreach.
scoundrel extraordina.. @telegraphclvb
2K Followers 511 Following king of the junjul … social and with it and ferocious. pdx !
Joanna Garfinkel @jjlook
426 Followers 1K Following Directing & dramaturgy & teaching & writing. Mostly, I hear you knocking. Dramaturg @PTC_playwrights / AD @LTDUniversal
alex orlov @alex_orlov_
2K Followers 910 Following There is a place where fear is good https://t.co/cGACwGGBwh https://t.co/SDqJhtssR8
garden pest 🌿 @veronicaschwzr
244 Followers 212 Following gardener online, scrub jay fan account, lots of posts
B @ImaBeetle
21 Followers 127 Following Beetle Bailey Boddingham from Tiny Tator Toddingham. instagram: @beetlebaileybrown
Books Landscape Magic @BooksnMagic
6K Followers 4K Following Callum James: poet, writer and bookseller. 'The South Downs. Paths of the Dead' (Broken Sleep Books) Queer. Story. Landscape. Magic.
Andrew @Dub__A
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Oedipa Maas @bridgietherease
16K Followers 2K Following Landscape & system ecologist, geeky tinkerer, insatiable reader, shy musician, erstwhile philosopher, neophyte birder
Dopey The Dumbfuck @pete_irons87206
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Fin Bosworth @Fin_Bosworth
35 Followers 533 Following Tabletop game designer, professional wargamer, aspiring writer opinions are NOT my own. I am a byproduct of my environment.
me I’m a decaying face
@saintsoftness the deed is done. the things we do for honor, ugliness and beauty!
@saintsoftness me I’m a decaying face
@MummyMaster420 Okay but you gotta RT and start a weird poetic declaration of self train
me I’m a gathering storm
I’m a Jewish American, and this is Jackass *stands safely in a field*
Schneider says Rashaad Penny return is "a possibility." And that's a wrap.
this is literally crazy
I signed up for the metalwork class starting June 7. I’m going to finally learn to weld! And do a lot of other things to steel and sheet metal. I feel very first day of school excited about it… to make indelicate delicate difficult things in the molten flesh!
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