Erwin van der Koogh @evanderkoogh
Stay at home dad. Previously PM @Cloudflare, founder of @linc_bot. Recovering Management Consultant. He/Him linc.sh Melbourne, Australia Joined April 2008-
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"Women don't want to be attacked by men or bears but if I was attacked by a bear, people would believe me, and no one would ask me what I was wearing." #domesticabuse #domesticviolence #coercivecontrol #kaydenslaw #bearattack #SharkAttack
Haha.. this is an impossible question?!
Lest we forget. My @smh cartoon.
Just got around to watching Rebel Moon.. and it is yet another remake of 7 Samurai?! 🤣
a post about ADHD that's really stuck with me disentangling shame about "wasted potential," recalibrating sense of "top speed" vs sustainable speed: "that’s like saying if Usain Bolt just kept going he could be the fastest marathon runner in the world" tumblr.com/everyonehasamn…
You can't out-engineer a toddler.
When I code things I keep in mind: - how can I build this so it lasts - how do I build this so future contributors understand it - how can I make sure future contributors can’t break it AI doesn’t consider a single one of those.
Couldn't get a better summation of Australia's media landscape than people unable to get their news about Channel 7 losing a defamation case because all the Channel 6 staff were in maths class
But if we hold one rich white man accountable for his actions, what’s next?! Holding SOME rich white men accountable for their actions?! It’s a slippery slope.
Well.. I should probably pack my bags.. surely Peter Dutton and friends are going to demand we deport all white males 😕
Our overlord of snark @QuinnyPig, did an amazing interview in which he talks about how he snarks, but is also taken seriously enough to have in-depth conversations with execs of Fortune 500 companies.. redmonk.com/videos/the-doc…
Our overlord of snark @QuinnyPig, did an amazing interview in which he talks about how he snarks, but is also taken seriously enough to have in-depth conversations with execs of Fortune 500 companies.. redmonk.com/videos/the-doc…
starting a cleaning service for people with ADHD. I won’t be doing any of the actual cleaning, I’ll just be calling you at random times to tell you I’m on my way to your house and I’ll be there in about 45 minutes
People don’t talk about this enough. It must stop.
Beautiful informative thread, exposing the misinformation by @Stellantis CEO Carlos Tavares regarding EVs. Regarding EVs, @Stellantis is lagging more than any other car manufacturer. That's why they turn to misinformation. It really is as simple as that here I'm afraid.
Beautiful informative thread, exposing the misinformation by @Stellantis CEO Carlos Tavares regarding EVs. Regarding EVs, @Stellantis is lagging more than any other car manufacturer. That's why they turn to misinformation. It really is as simple as that here I'm afraid.
If Alanis ever wants to re-record that one song. How about: “I went on a holiday in Japan, so obviously I can’t watch the Japanese Grand Prix because of f*cking media rights issues” A tad long and not as catchy, but oh so ironic..
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717K Followers 3K Following ISW is a policy research organization focused on U.S. national security. Email: [email protected]. For more: https://t.co/FO1PVyOnYBListen I don't want to jink it but baby girl is doing really good in her bassinet I now only have to hold her for like 4 hours at night while watching Netflix instead of 7 🥰😅
*Every dude
I’m convinced the majority of dudes wake up and go to work so they can one day afford this chair in their living room
I'm just scrolling down a drop down list to find my year of birth. I'll be back later this afternoon...
My child is so amazing at sharing, they’ve given me so many new and interesting germs recently. 🙃
When I code things I keep in mind: - how can I build this so it lasts - how do I build this so future contributors understand it - how can I make sure future contributors can’t break it AI doesn’t consider a single one of those.
I’ve heard that @rophilogene has the smallest dick in any room he’s in. I await my letter.
I publicly apologise to Romaric Philogène and Qovery for assuming that a formal event they hosted would not support diversity efforts in tech. I am also sorry that they felt insulted by a subtweet that was addressed at people in general not making an effort to support diversity.
love when you're horizontal with overwhelm and a cat comes to stand on your chest and just squish the anxiety and existential dread out of you
I changed my bio to ‘Author of GIRL UNMASKED: HOW UNCOVERING MY AUTISM SAVED MY LIFE (The Sunday Times Bestseller) 📚 & Trustee of @AutisticGirls_ 🦋’ and felt all warm and fuzzy because of how lucky I am that I survived when I thought I wouldn’t and my life is now like this.
Trying something different here 😅 let me know what you think!
Seeing hand wringing about the danger to social cohesion from the same media outlets that decided to turn Australia's highest profile rapist into a Culture War icon 🤷♂️
Every developer believes in chaos theory: Introduce one small bug, and suddenly you understand how a butterfly flapping its wings in Brazil can ruin your code in Canada
Thinking of both Brittany Higgins & Lisa Wilkinson. Editorial meetings happening at The Australian & Sky News right now. “OK, what have you got to smear them? Any unpaid parking tickets, photos from school formals in a skimpy dress. Gimme something Janet! Rita! Bolt, come on!”
The flea markets at Saint Ouen in Paris are the most intense shopping experience known to man. I walked up some stairs in Marche Dauphine and told my friends, “I regret to inform you that this entire floor is vintage clothing. We may never leave this place.”
“I like your message, but it would be a lot more powerful if you weren’t using profanity.” I don’t give a fuck. “It just lowers the discourse and I’d get behind what you’re saying if you simply didn’t swear when saying it.” Then make up your own message and fuck off mine 💋
Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”
@evanderkoogh @timClicks New Zealand is basically the cultural capital of Australia.
I hate how non-canon the Fallout show is. Zero loading screens and my TV didn't crash once. So unrealistic.