Batshit Moments in Aussie History @batshit_auspol
A collection weird and wonderful moments from down under. Smash follow. Joined April 2019-
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this is so funny
Not content to name a swimming pool after a prime minister who drowned, Australians also put a forger on a banknote and named a prison after him.
After getting ratioed for his tweets about government censorship, Senator Babet has turned off replies. @batshit_auspol
Not even sure where to start with today...
2007: Asked during a TV interview to pick a man he would "turn gay" for, Prime Minister Kevin Rudd baffles the nation by answering "my wife"
Having a joint, brownie or a gummy with mates shouldn’t be a crime. The Greens want to legalise it. We have a bill to do it nationally. Let’s make this #420 the last before it’s legalised.
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@batshit_auspol Does coal make him hard though 🤔
can’t believe i forgot this
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You hang out with three dorks around a microphone one time, and suddenly before you know it you’re on your Tin Anniversary. What a joy it’s all been. Here’s to the next 10.
Can you believe it?! It's been 10 years of No Such Thing As A Fish - over 500 episodes, 30,000 facts and countless mentions of moss (and golf, wine and yetis). Thanks to everyone who listens, but don't go anywhere! There's much more still to come...
I love how cunt was a word most people wouldn’t say and now it’s the highest tier of compliments
this is so funny
Not content to name a swimming pool after a prime minister who drowned, Australians also put a forger on a banknote and named a prison after him.
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It’s been 25 years since Super Smash Bros. 64 was released! Did you know computer programmers make up the highest proportion of digital game developers? 💥🎮
In Ancient Greek mythology, the constellation of Orion is a warrior chasing the seven sisters of Pleiades. According to the aboriginal people of New South Wales, the same constellation is a warrior called Baiame who is chasing the seven sisters of the Mulayndynang.