Ed Losty @elosty
1 in 6 invader, apparently. Derby Joined February 2010-
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“What’s your favourite Madness song?”
When a couple decide independently that they want fish & chips that night it's called serenchippytea. Don't @ me.
Saw the phrase "the mystery of Easter" and I assume it is why the foil which fits around a whole Easter egg doesn't then cover half of the same egg.
Luckily I have a high tolerance for annoying people because I spent half a day filtering through hundreds of clips of Gregg Wallace saying "Wow". Anyway, here's his tribute to Kate Bush.
How well do you know the classic Band Aid photo? I found Francis Rossi in 1.8 seconds! monkeon.co.uk/wheresbono
Massive Boost
Massive Boost https://t.co/Q9hg7ytlNB
But you can alliterate with arseholes.
Why isn’t AI doing the tedious shit for creative people instead of the creative shit for tedious people
Just seen that the SuperBowl starts at 23:30 on Sunday. Absolutely crackers. Players will be totally shattered, its hard to get their nutrition right, and fans can’t get trains back home at that time etc. Just when will sport think about the players and paying fans?
Uh, what surgical procedure did Charles go in for again? 👀
Uh, what surgical procedure did Charles go in for again? 👀
Mankind will be wiped out by robots as revenge for Elon making them walk like they've shit themselves and are gingerly trying to get to a toilet.
Mankind will be wiped out by robots as revenge for Elon making them walk like they've shit themselves and are gingerly trying to get to a toilet.
Whenever I see this I read it as the roll call on Gladiators.
Their faces look like a before and after pic of a cartoon character looking down the barrel of a just lit cannon.
Don't push too far, these sweets aren't shiny in your hand
Don't push too far, these sweets aren't shiny in your hand
Yes!
I’d have expected Julian Cope to buy into the long term rebuilding of the club, this seems a bit knee-jerk. #dcfc #dcfcfans open.spotify.com/track/1pfaTHlx…
Aiko Molino @ai_molin
70 Followers 5K Following
Gloria Heinrichs @HeinrichsG53017
73 Followers 5K Following
Simon Penney 🐏🆙 @simon_penney
2K Followers 977 Following acid house & balearic beats / marmite obsessive / peace love & derby county / north stand lower #dcfcfans ✌️🏁
Andrew Leahy @Andrew_Leahy
84 Followers 366 Following
Fabiola Mckie @FMckie23307
14 Followers 249 Following 12+ countries, 10+ states, 50+ cities, and an endless amount of travel hacks.
Signe Jaspers @sig_jasp
66 Followers 5K Following
Mnrrntt @mnrrntt
9K Followers 1K Following A monkey hitting keys at random on a keyboard for an infinite amount of time couldn’t come up with this crap
Cameron Yarde Jnr @CameronYardeJnr
6K Followers 2K Following Vilified by Twitter. The Thief Of Bad Gags! (Stole that from Milton Berle). Talk about everything, know nothing. I have less depth than a puddle. It's a talent.
Jay 🎏 jaymew.bsky... @JayMeW
2K Followers 725 Following Lemonade pockets. Champagne lips. https://t.co/t9fO0jpcEh
Lindsay Greener @greener_lindsay
477 Followers 4K Following
Malc Whiley @Scoots_n_Boots
1K Followers 2K Following DCFC and Rangers , ST holder , upper West...Love my music too , Mod & Northern
June @rejunevate
528 Followers 624 Following rejunevated regenerated. She / her. European. #GTTO #RwandaNotInMyName
Dave Rees @johndavidrees
2K Followers 4K Following NUFC season ticket holder, loving husband, Centrist dad to 2 teenage boys + assorted guinea pigs. Ping Pong enthusiast.
Je téléphone à la .. @je_police
3K Followers 2K Following I do silly threads on old TV programmes. Currently rewatching all of Inspector Morse. Addicted to 3-2-1 clues.
Jack @jack_b196
580 Followers 180 Following
The Irish For @theirishfor
77K Followers 3K Following Smithereens of the Irish language, curated with grá by @darachos. Buy my books (Motherfoclóir & Craic Baby) at a bookshop 💚 He/Him/Sé Agent: @sallyanne_s
Chameleon @Derbyboy74
396 Followers 393 Following
Matheus7777 @_matheus_7777
224 Followers 502 Following If you’re not smiling then you’re doing it wrong
Mark Dignam MDANT @MarkDignam69
2K Followers 4K Following Hustlers of the world, there is one mark you cannot beat: the mark inside. Pronoun friendly.
Danny Simpson @dannys1mps0n
6K Followers 5K Following Do you like my England shirt ladies? Persistent golfer, the famous Derby County, politically motivated by common sense, oh and a little sarcastic
Martin Donlan @MartinDonlan2
85 Followers 220 Following
Ashton @hohmyopic0
230 Followers 252 Following
Stone Cold @squatng
42 Followers 313 Following
dave @dave_brownlee
457 Followers 386 Following Wedding & Theatre photographer based in Waterloo, Liverpool.
Blake Creedon @BlakeCreedon
2K Followers 3K Following A sub-editor at the Irish Examiner Group 📷Garreth Joyce mural & Frank Brandt ESB logo, Carey's Lane https://t.co/Vuwuqb18x5 + Eclipse by Kathy Prendergast, Crawford Gallery
Lily Cortese @MsCortese999
2K Followers 4K Following Mistress of Science, IT Geek, NHS 💙 #LFC ❤ Just. Love. Dogs. RAFAC
🥬 @258moon
42 Followers 585 Following
BelvoirRam @BelvoirRam
2K Followers 4K Following Old enough to remember when we all lived peacefully together before the divisive lefties made everything about colour, race, religion, sexuality!
Minni 🇮🇪 @minnip0ps
201 Followers 489 Following 🇮🇪 in 🇺🇸. I make art, educate and like to grow plants. Sometimes I volunteer in spotting severe weather for my local EMA/NWS. Grad of NCAD Dublin. She/her.
Peter Gray @rdwngr
876 Followers 2K Following Our system of checks and balances is an illusion. I will vote in 2020 for the Democratic candidate.
Lilibet @Georgemcb3
3K Followers 5K Following Bona fide lookalike of NI First Minister Michelle O’Neill
David Renfree @renfree_david
80 Followers 341 Following Librarian; music lover; quiz fiend; procrastinator
DrYaffle😬💙🏴�.. @drmackie2000
284 Followers 411 Following Constantly tired cat lady. Biker. Also a psychiatrist. Doctor of Medicine. Receiver of a few molecules of George Cross
Sparrowhawk💙(🐇).. @sparrowhawk28
4K Followers 5K Following Ruth- [email protected] Christian Rejoiner Socialist & Woke bunny hugger. Love dogs & ancient history, distrust flags, hate corruption & litter. GTTO.
Craig @Craigasjj
186 Followers 293 Following Surrey, via Sydney and Cardiff. Turkish Delight-eating, theatre-going, book-loving, feeder of squirrels. 🏴🐿🏳️🌈
Wesley “FIVE-JABS�.. @wesleymallin
2K Followers 3K Following BBC Radio Derby Newsreader and Broadcast Journalist. Personal account so not really “News”. Tweeting my own thoughts from a sedentary position.
Andrew Brown @Phulax_Wolfgang
490 Followers 2K Following Great spladdocks of crab! In the ocean, it's an idiot in a Tudor swimming costume and dragging a treasure chest.
Dennis Whalebone @DennisWhalebone
278 Followers 928 Following Look on the bright side, it can't get any worse.
Jill @jilicious
8K Followers 8K Following Covid made 4 vax. Vax made for vax pass. Vax pass for digital ID/population control. NHS threatened with dismissal. No vax mandates ever. Painfully awake.
Stu’s Football Flas.. @stusfootyflash
44K Followers 889 Following Nostalgic football blog & memories. Published writer. Been on @AK90s. Obsessed with The Impossible Job. CM Cup 2022 winner. All clips shared from YouTube. ⚽️
Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn
118K Followers 7K Following A one-man mission to break football down into its constituent parts
Inequality Street @InequalitySt
1K Followers 16 Following Holding confectioners accountable for chocolate inequalities. Honorary President: Stephen Hull, legend. Submit your audits here.
Jay 🎏 jaymew.bsky... @JayMeW
2K Followers 725 Following Lemonade pockets. Champagne lips. https://t.co/t9fO0jpcEh
The Public Eye @publiceyeband
205 Followers 7 Following ‘When you’re in The Public Eye, you’re never not in The Public Eye’ - Zacharius Bednall 1376 AD
Glenn Moore (Insta: @.. @TheNewsAtGlenn
51K Followers 946 Following Comedian, and nephew to three gorgeous uncles. Enquiries: [email protected]
Damien Robitaille @damienrobi
158K Followers 2K Following Spreading joy through music 😁🎶🎹 Business inquiries : [email protected] Tips 👉 https://t.co/X6Oa4mQK1x
June @rejunevate
528 Followers 624 Following rejunevated regenerated. She / her. European. #GTTO #RwandaNotInMyName
Foil Arms and Hog @FoilArmsAndHog
43K Followers 2K Following Irish Comedy Trio. Back on Tour with 'Hogwash' UK/IRE/AUS/NZ https://t.co/6yJbl4F7nI He/Him x 3.
Je téléphone à la .. @je_police
3K Followers 2K Following I do silly threads on old TV programmes. Currently rewatching all of Inspector Morse. Addicted to 3-2-1 clues.
Stephen Buchanan @stephenbucomedy
19K Followers 765 Following Comedian // writer // host of @whatsthescript_ & @somelaughpod. Tix/insta/ko-fi etc 👇
shitlondonguinness @shitlondonguinn
86K Followers 14 Following Documenting all of the shit pints of Guinness in London. For my sins. @beautifulpints for nice pints. Run by @imgrandsure
Parody Rishi Sunak @Parody_PM
277K Followers 983 Following Just like the real Prime Minister, only honest and with £730million less in the bank. I survive on coffee – feel free to buy me one here ⬇️
eírancashin @eirancashin
8K Followers 234 Following
Andy Dawson @profanityswan
57K Followers 2K Following Participant in @AthleticoMince @TFTimeMachine and @unseriousdarts. My life is well within its usual frame.
Paul Putner @RealPaulPutner
7K Followers 3K Following A work-in-digress. Actor/ writer for hire, once The Curious Orange. Enthusiastic about pop culture/ film/ music/ comedy/ horror/ processed snacks
Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt
305K Followers 3K Following See me on stage! https://t.co/48MElLDOpd • I’ve a POD https://t.co/4QtF1s4A6N • Buy me ☕️: https://t.co/RVOCBrYEbj • Rep: @schapmantalent
Matt Green @mattgreencomedy
86K Followers 742 Following Comedian, etc. Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/tl2jcxx8Mc
Martin Donlan @MartinDonlan2
85 Followers 220 Following
Irish Mythology Podca.. @IrishMythologyP
3K Followers 450 Following Marcas & Stephie adapt and retell stories from Irish Mythology and chat about their origins.
Stevie Martin @5tevieM
82K Followers 2K Following comedian/writer and @nobodypanicpod and same handle on IG and its fine ok its really fine no really
Seán Burke @SeanBurkeShow
124K Followers 1K Following Stand Up, Sketch Comedian and Class Act 👏 Inquiries: [email protected] VO: @Voicebankie Social: @Collab_agency
GrumpySkeletor @GrumpySkeletor
160K Followers 278 Following Parody. Not affiliated in any way with Masters of The Universe, Mattel or Filmation.
Cameron Yarde Jnr @CameronYardeJnr
6K Followers 2K Following Vilified by Twitter. The Thief Of Bad Gags! (Stole that from Milton Berle). Talk about everything, know nothing. I have less depth than a puddle. It's a talent.
put the animals back .. @AnimalsOnCoins
1K Followers 26 Following put the animals back on the Irish euro coins! for a coinage of unusual interest and beauty – run by @johnhyphen
Balderdash @notDcfcBoss
41K Followers 915 Following I placed my onions on the floor, under the window by the door, the layers of nuance caught their eyes, the day I won The Turner Prize.
HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris
199K Followers 6K Following 🇬🇧Retired Conservative MP I write funny things. The Diary of a Secret Royal is out now - https://t.co/Pkd8JIjWHN Rep @litagencygmc
Conservatives Getting.. @cons_owned
356K Followers 241 Following
Angry People in Local.. @angrypiln
66K Followers 176 Following Angry People in Local Newspapers - Weird news - Bizarre headlines - Wild animals and ghosts which are actually cats - Bonkers billboards.
Godspeed You Black Ta.. @twlldun
39K Followers 2K Following "The Welsh are all actors. It’s only the bad ones that become professional" - Richard Burton
Motherfoclóir: The L.. @Motherfocloir
27K Followers 1K Following A podcast about words, Irish, Irish words and words from Ireland by @theirishfor and friends 🎧 which ran from 2017 - 2021.
Sir Ian Bowler, MP @sirianbowlermp
2K Followers 733 Following MP for Buckland & Ruttington, devoted father, enthusiastic belcher. Junior Minister in charge of jam-innovation at DaFT. Looks a bit like @natt.
Wesley “FIVE-JABS�.. @wesleymallin
2K Followers 3K Following BBC Radio Derby Newsreader and Broadcast Journalist. Personal account so not really “News”. Tweeting my own thoughts from a sedentary position.
Sink The Boats Cunts @sinkboatcunts
340 Followers 2 Following Twitter Users In Favour Of Drowning Humans
Flups @TheRealFlups
19K Followers 380 Following I am 67.3% certain I once saw Jeremy Paxman eating a sandwich at Warwick Castle.
Jeremy Lion @jeremylion
7K Followers 296 Following Children's Entertainer! Podcast here: https://t.co/5df9zGku8E
Mmmm Dowling @MarionDowling
3K Followers 1K Following My cats are called Travis Perkins and Felix Jalapeño.I'm ET's Mum. If you want dogs in trees or hip-hop flow charts then you've reached your destination.
The Irish For @theirishfor
77K Followers 3K Following Smithereens of the Irish language, curated with grá by @darachos. Buy my books (Motherfoclóir & Craic Baby) at a bookshop 💚 He/Him/Sé Agent: @sallyanne_s
Will Kirk @W_K_Restoration
28K Followers 30 Following Antique Furniture Restoration & Conservation BBC2 - THE REPAIR SHOP https://t.co/yXI8UbAw2z…
James Herring @itsjamesherring
33K Followers 4K Following Making brands famous @taylorherringUK ✪ blog https://t.co/wFwGmKi7UF
Ignacio Lopez @comedylopez
25K Followers 3K Following Spain's Best Export. Represented by: [email protected]
I want to break fresian?
Cows controlled with GPS tracker which plays famous song to stop them escaping mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/c…
@moofaafoo @TBBOB2 @creepydotorg It’s a joke people! Obviously. Use your brain not your emotions.
TELLY GOLD: Happy 37th Birthday to Trans World Sport. This theme tune was the perfect start to your weekend...
I have a cartoon in the current Private Eye.
@Derbyman3_1 @dcfcofficial With respect. He was paid £2m when Derby County had enormous financial difficulty which ended in administration. We all know why he was paid that money and which night it stemmed from. So for me, whatever he didn’t or didn’t do on the field… he failed to lead that night.
@Flying_Inside God's work Scott. God's work.
“Go show yer gran what ye got for yer birthday”
Using Eamonn and Frankee songs from 2004 to explain the Nottingham Forest and PGMOL drama might be my proudest work in a while… #passthepod
@elosty @mrhenrymorris Drowning Miss Daisy or Bangkok Chick Buoys
@DerbysPolice Shame you don't have the same contempt for the dossers and smackheads that are in town the rest of the year 😡
Neil Young's widely panned 1982 synth & vocoder-filled album Trans is a misunderstood masterpiece.
With a handful of exceptions, whether you prefer the original or cover version of a song is entirely dependent on which one you heard first.
Bought my daughter a cheap 'Miss Piggy' purse but sadly it was very pork wallety.
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