Elise in Wonderland✨ @ehizzlehard
She/Her. Occasional Nightmare & Overall Delight. #BLM Michigan, USA Joined September 2012-
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Maybe I'm naive but I just think the fact that the Doctor is (possibly) the only character on TV who can now be played by literally anyone (of any race/gender) is a beautiful thing that should be celebrated.
Maybe I'm naive but I just think the fact that the Doctor is (possibly) the only character on TV who can now be played by literally anyone (of any race/gender) is a beautiful thing that should be celebrated.
Crazy. I wonder if it has something to do with rent being unaffordable, food being unaffordable, insurance being unaffordable, daycare being unaffordable, college being unaffordable, home owning being unaffordable, medical care being unaffordable, and a pandemic.
Crazy. I wonder if it has something to do with rent being unaffordable, food being unaffordable, insurance being unaffordable, daycare being unaffordable, college being unaffordable, home owning being unaffordable, medical care being unaffordable, and a pandemic.
🎶 ’cause I'm tap, tap, tapping on the glass, waving through a window 🎶
my two personalities fighting each other
I sing “I’m a real tough kid, I can handle my shit” way too loudly for someone who is NOT a real tough kid and who absolutely CANNOT handle any shit
i’m :) just :) getting :) color :) back :) into :) my :) face :) im :) just :) mad :) as :) hell :) cause :) i :) i :) loved :) this :) place :)
this is important
Sorry I was late I was refilling my purse Ibuprofen with my bathroom Ibuprofen.
you’re never gonna believe this
Me poorly describing the plot of Ex Machina:
Me poorly describing the plot of Ex Machina:
Might just fuck around and stop the world to melt with you
hes genuinely a freak for this wtf
She’s just like me for real. 🥰
She’s just like me for real. 🥰
taylor swift: bitch, smile even when you wanna die… i’m SO depressed i act like it’s my birthday… everyday!! jack antonoff:
i can’t stop thinking about this
the way she sings the final “screaming” in the black dog like she’s gasping for air after crying super hard
15 years ago, a dog ate Dan's intended heart transplant in 'One Tree Hill'
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Julia Rapp 💙 @jujujulife
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chase @_chase_____
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QUEEN OF STAINS @StainsQueen
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Jordan ψ tortured po.. @jwgibs_
732 Followers 2K Following 🦿26, KY. just living the life, one concert at a time. He/Him
Kylie🪶 tortured po.. @cowboylikekylie
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It’s possible that Academia doesn’t recover from this. In person college at an expensive university has already been exposed as more of a class barrier than way to gain knowledge. These universities have lots of wealth and legacy good will but to me they seem replaceable.
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Daniel Day Lewis! A new comic duo’s born! Ryan Gosling & Emily Blunt my fav dumbs 😍
My 91yo grandma just told me that she got a scam call from someone pretending to be me and needing money and at the end they said a cheque would be fine and she said “And who should I make it out to, since you’re obviously not Aaron” and they hung up on her. What a legend.
trying to figure out how I want to display my signed cd insert. do we like the idea or no?
I unclenched my jaw for the first time in years and my entire skull disintegrated into ash
Lol at saying this while on a stand up tour set to be on Netflix
Ellen DeGeneres: I got kicked out of showbusiness bbc.in/3xWA9Tl
Cillian Murphy texted Emily Blunt about her SNL performance with Ryan Gosling: “Cillian loved it so much and he wrote to me and I said – you know my daughter’s favorite part is when I say: ‘I miss Cillian Murphy’ and he said – I’m not gonna lie, it’s my favorite part too!”
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yeah one of my friends reposted this and i immediately blocked her idc
you all are extremely cruel to her
Just had a swiftie in the wild experience. I was walking out of Whole Foods and heard someone driving by screaming “I’ll tell you something right now, id rather burn my whole life down” so I yelled it back with them. My bf is embarrassed 😂💜
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