Jordan James Hayes @Jordan_Hayes296
Funny guy, actor, scenic carpenter, dungeon master. he/him St. Clair Shores, MI Joined November 2012-
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this how 2 year olds look at you when they’re actively shitting their pants
this how 2 year olds look at you when they’re actively shitting their pants
It looks like I was able to find the original audio to the waterjug video. My respects to comrade juggernaut
Oh this… this is good.
Oh this… this is good.
“that and the non-binary lesbian aunt thing, i love that stuff too,” chris pine says, as he is actively dressed as a non-binary lesbian aunt. i love him.
Mr. Netanyahu, antisemitism is a vile and disgusting form of bigotry that has done unspeakable harm to millions. Do not insult the intelligence of the American people by attempting to distract us from the immoral and illegal war policies of your extremist and racist government.
I got cast in a show several months ago, and the Music Director had me sing some stuff for him last night and when we were done he said “dang, it’s been a few months since I heard you sing, I forgot how easy your voice is. Like everything you sing sounds so effortless.” 🥹
New coworker and I take the same road to work every day, in fact, I’m on it for more of my journey than him, and yet somehow, every day, he’s late because of “traffic.” I’ve come to the conclusion I’m the 5th horeseman, and I leave traffic in my wake as I tear across the land.
Oscar goes to ...
this is how we get james acaster on game changer
this is how we get james acaster on game changer
the only way i can truly tell the difference is because grant looks like he’s about to sell you scam potions at a fantasy night market and keith looks like a polite goldfish (in the nicest way possible)
the only way i can truly tell the difference is because grant looks like he’s about to sell you scam potions at a fantasy night market and keith looks like a polite goldfish (in the nicest way possible)
😂 what would you rename each Fallout game to?
“We’re about to beat their ass in a second don’t you worry” AABRIA, CHILL #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleSpoilers
Them: “Danielle, there’s no such thing as a bisexual millennial trap” Me: *places video inside a box held up by a stick*
Them: “Danielle, there’s no such thing as a bisexual millennial trap” Me: *places video inside a box held up by a stick*
Happy Anniversary to the greatest joke I’ve ever written.
Happy #420day to all who are celebrating!
kid was fighting for his LIFE
natasty. @natasty2
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Nate Adams @TheOnlyCritic
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WillowGreensmoke.bsky.. @TheAmazingMcWil
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natasty. @natasty2
677 Followers 945 Following Singer/Actor/Absolute Queen. 🎭 Pride began with a black trans woman. 🌈
Nate Adams @TheOnlyCritic
1K Followers 974 Following Michigan based @RottenTomatoes approved critic. 📺➡️@CivicCenterTV • @Fox2News. Words in @awards_watch • @TheOdyssey. Member of @TheHCAAwards • @MichCritics
WillowGreensmoke.bsky.. @TheAmazingMcWil
406 Followers 1K Following Þei/Þem/it, Sometime Dionysian, Sex Shop Manager, Former Social Media Wizard, 1/2 of @el3ctricloveus, Pole Dancer. Check out @Multiamory!
Elise in Wonderland�.. @ehizzlehard
832 Followers 703 Following She/Her. Occasional Nightmare & Overall Delight. #BLM
Eddy Crash 🛸 @eddyspacecrash
727 Followers 2K Following Queer Alt producer/songwriter from NYC. Check out @wfrsde and don’t forget to #begood 🖤🛸☮️👁🌹🔮🎶✨
Mama Ro :) @roleciaMFlooney
567 Followers 620 Following i'm not like everyone else, i'm the queen. i was raised to be charming, not sincere. IG: rmlooney snapchat: Rmflooney
SungWon Cho @ProZD
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348K Followers 289 Following #1 NYT Bestselling Author. Stormlight Archive, Mistborn, Tress of the Emerald Sea, Warbreaker, Elantris, Skyward, The Wheel of Time, and more.
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The Glass Cannon Netw.. @glasscannonpod
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Griffin🎡🍉 @grffn_13
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I don’t sleep with vaccinated women.
It looks like I was able to find the original audio to the waterjug video. My respects to comrade juggernaut
‘Ben-Hur’ (1959) | ‘Star Wars: Episode I’ (1999)
Jay Gatsby’s Jay Gatsby’s favorite least favorite super hero super hero
“that and the non-binary lesbian aunt thing, i love that stuff too,” chris pine says, as he is actively dressed as a non-binary lesbian aunt. i love him.
thank u @amanda_zarb for the funniest #NYR / matt rempe tshirt
Mr. Netanyahu, antisemitism is a vile and disgusting form of bigotry that has done unspeakable harm to millions. Do not insult the intelligence of the American people by attempting to distract us from the immoral and illegal war policies of your extremist and racist government.
This is NOT what vile antisemitism looks like. The media is not being fair and even handed about the Columbia campus protests.
Spent the first night of Passover at the student seder in the Gaza solidarity encampment at Columbia. The Jewish flank of the Palestine solidarity movement is growing and it is so beautiful to behold. Judge for yourself how unsafe these Jewish students look.
A clearer picture is taking shape…
New statement from Columbia student protestors: "We are frustrated by media distractions focusing on inflammatory individuals who do not represent us…Our members have been misidentified by a politically motivated mob." "We firmly reject any form of hate or bigotry…"
@Jordan_Hayes296 I am become Commute, destroyer of ETA's.
this is how we get james acaster on game changer
all the information is on the task
the only way i can truly tell the difference is because grant looks like he’s about to sell you scam potions at a fantasy night market and keith looks like a polite goldfish (in the nicest way possible)
Look me in the eye and tell me you can tell the difference between these three men
My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger
had to explain the classic SNL dear sister skit to my friends the other day and i've never felt older nor mor chronically online
😂 what would you rename each Fallout game to?
This fit. This lewk. This leg. This life. 💚 #420
@Jordan_Hayes296 You oughta be hogtied and horsewhipped in the town square!!!
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