Elizabeth Weitz 💛 @ebethhasissues

Writer. sometimes I do other things. happily married to @steven_weitz . on the days he pisses me off I pretend my spouse is Liev Schreiber. She/Her. forcesofgeek.com Bethlehem, PA Joined December 2009

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Elizabeth Weitz 💛 @ebethhasissues

3 years ago

@CLINTOFFICIAL_ Can someone come and get grandpa? He's sundowning.

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Elizabeth Weitz 💛 @ebethhasissues

3 years ago

@davidlubar I would rather take the Incomplete tbh.

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Elizabeth Weitz 💛 @ebethhasissues

3 years ago

@iamalmostlegend It's a great way to figure out which people to kick the hell out of your life...and I also include anyone who attends these things as well.

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David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt

3 years ago

Who wore it better?

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Elizabeth Weitz 💛 @ebethhasissues

3 years ago

@LexiAlex Every day is a new annoyance.

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Elizabeth Weitz 💛 @ebethhasissues

4 years ago

@RealSpikeCohen The right fitting mask does actually work. If you are wearing loose-fitting masks that don't cover your nose and mouth without slipping around & are not tossing masks but reusing them time and time again, you are going to get sick. I haven't gotten ANY illness in the last 3 years

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Elizabeth Weitz 💛 @ebethhasissues

4 years ago

@BuckSexton I really enjoy watching you doubling down on being wrong. It's hilarious

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Elizabeth Weitz 💛 @ebethhasissues

4 years ago

@MikeSchlossberg If you're going to tease me Mike, at least put on some Barry White first

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Extra Strength Tylenol 🏴‍☠️ @MissesDread

4 years ago

Looks like the red wave was actually just some mid-cycle spotting.

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Elizabeth Weitz 💛 @ebethhasissues

4 years ago

@leeleykeel *Calls the FBI*

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Elizabeth Weitz 💛 @ebethhasissues

4 years ago

@OhNoSheTwitnt My mother-in-law had a neighbor who asked her if my husband's horns were removed at the hospital or if they do that at home when they cut the penis off.

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Elizabeth Weitz 💛 @ebethhasissues

4 years ago

Full knee replacement surgery tomorrow. I'd like to say it's because I did something really cool and fucked it up in an awesome kinda way, but nope, I just have Rheumatoid Arthritis & my body is like "Bitch, you don't need this joint, fuck you".

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Elizabeth Weitz 💛 @ebethhasissues

4 years ago

@scottEmovienerd Every guy I dated in the late 80s/early90s had a copy of Necroscope so I know that the series would have a built-in audience of middle-aged guys and their former girlfriends who were repeatedly begged to please read Lumley.

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Elizabeth Weitz 💛 @ebethhasissues

4 years ago

@LexiAlex I know this is true because it's so very, very stupid

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Elizabeth Weitz 💛 @ebethhasissues

4 years ago

@dhoodson I really want to slap these women with a mirror so they can see the hypocrisy up close

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Elizabeth Weitz 💛 @ebethhasissues

4 years ago

@nieshatrout Times Square hands down. I still have my double album that my dad bought me in '82. Suzi Quatro was my fave (Leather Tuscadero was my Happy Days jam). It is also my first Tim Curry intro...& The Cure...and badass girl crushes.

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Elizabeth Weitz 💛 @ebethhasissues

4 years ago

I thought the clock said 9pm (it was 7pm), popped an amitriptyline for insomnia, saw it was seven and now I'm playing "OHGODYOUGOTTASTAYAWAKEORYOUREGONNAGETUPAT3AM"

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Elizabeth Weitz 💛 @ebethhasissues

4 years ago

@MikeSchlossberg @beezerism This is exactly like when I dropped acid the night before my college English paper was due & wrote 18 pages on the exclamation point & my professor asked me if it was a cry for help. I'm getting the same vibe this guy.