canned pretzel @doop_doop
a simple person. he/him/his. Joined October 2011-
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Chubby Checker's real name isn't even Chubby Checker :/
Can we all give it up for this hero (the Wii power adapter)- A lot of good times were possible thanks to the power supplied by this thing. I don’t think enough respect has been given.
i don’t know who created simping. but i’m trying to figure out how to get people to Pokémon Simp for the polls.
Miguel got OLD
people talk a lot of shit about Mondays. but hey buddy, I was born on a Monday.
the movies playing until the end of gd time
Yeah, I get totally naked when I go in the shower. Call me a freak if you must.
this gd job listing for the B*den campaign is REAL and INSANE
just teared up to the Nicki verse on Beauty and a Beat
This is what the #BlackTransLivesMatter protest looks like in Brooklyn right now
They make $1 per hour plus a $2-5 per day flat rate and are barred from becoming firefighters after release because firefighters must have EMT certification, which people with felony convictions aren’t allowed to get. It’s a $100 million per year slavery ring in California
They make $1 per hour plus a $2-5 per day flat rate and are barred from becoming firefighters after release because firefighters must have EMT certification, which people with felony convictions aren’t allowed to get. It’s a $100 million per year slavery ring in California
ARREST THE COPS THAT MURDERED BREONNA TAYLOR. KEEP BEING LOUD ABOUT THIS. JUSTICE IS REQUIRED.
told myself i was going to send out a tweet today so here it is
parks and recreation (the television show) is a liberal myth. never happened.
had a dream that Mike Bloomberg was going to frisk me :/
Satanic Little Partic.. @DrWumboPhD
4 Followers 350 Following
bratatouille @fkabinz
1K Followers 2K Following annoying capricorn with a bad back | community engagement editor at @TeamTrace | all views are my own/not my employer's | she/her | send me rollerskating videos
Mrs. Mandy Stan accou.. @gay_baby420
109 Followers 102 Following Feels uncomfortable or helpless when alone
Tim Green (Official)�.. @timgreentweets
115 Followers 155 Following The official Twitter of Tim Green
intrusive thot @emmie_paige_
117 Followers 412 Following she/they 🔞 cashapp: $emmiepaige venmo: @Emmie-Paige
RTabak @RTabak1
2 Followers 50 Following
hip-hop as dril tweet.. @drilhop
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The City View @thecityview
399 Followers 707 Following Synthy solo project currently based in New Hampshire. Instagram: @ thecityviewmusic Email: [email protected]
why he say fuck me fo.. @honestlyliketbh
431 Followers 644 Following The speaker of this poem is a bitch, a lover, a child, a mother. Author of dogteeth. (@UrsusLit).
🥭 @earthtoleniece
156 Followers 147 Following
kp 🎪 @fatcherhorowitz
392 Followers 477 Following a mostly adjusted shitshow, mean old witch after 10pm on weekdays, 12:30am on weekends | they/them
WTBU Interns @wtbuinterns
153 Followers 506 Following Your source for all things intern on BU's student-run & student-loved radio station. Follow @WTBU, @WTBUNews & @WTBUSports, too! https://t.co/oM61IHpUuv
french fried @poutinegang6400
28 Followers 96 Following some spuds playing the sims on the radio 8-10pm on mondays 🍟
Emily Scott @emilyivyscott
451 Followers 704 Following a big fan of stress baking and the sopranos !
Arden @PartyHardyArdy
979 Followers 1K Following
Sydney Charvat @SydCharvat
150 Followers 403 Following Current: https://t.co/1szctE8yWd | Former: @AETV @lifetimetv @NBCUniversal @ElementProd @masterpiecepbs @ParallaxProd | @COMatBU alum | writer/producer | tv superfan
ricky @junkyyetfunky
310 Followers 373 Following when was the last time you listened to weezer Be Honest
Wavy Lines @thewavylines
720 Followers 1K Following Just solving problems. Single released first day of every season.
Jack Lark @larkija
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Recreational Fretter @potatosalad199
279 Followers 778 Following proud title holder of “worst impostor syndrome I’ve ever seen” and also "my biggest mistake of 2016”. Black Lives Matter. she/her. 🌹
Amy @lasagnabones
265 Followers 390 Following If god doesn't exist, then how can I, a simple lima bean, use the Internet?
shahbaz Nawaz @shahbaz29662111
18 Followers 84 Following
• @pestoslut2000
358 Followers 305 Following
kenzy peach @hotsmartperson
2K Followers 769 Following a person very full of love (making music in portland and wherever else you’ll let me do it)
elanna perrea sola @elannamello
357 Followers 505 Following I am comprised of platano maduros, mom jeans, and the undeniable need to promote social justice and equity. My opinions are my own. she/her/they
vanessa is YELLING @vanessayells
45 Followers 41 Following it's @cath0lic_guilt yelling about books music and movies to spare u on my main account!
Parle G-Unit @thenoflylist_
548 Followers 508 Following ℑ 𝔞𝔦𝔫'𝔱 𝔗𝔯𝔶𝔫𝔞 𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢... 𝔘𝔫𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔗𝔯𝔶𝔫𝔞 𝔗𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔬
Kailyn Brown @kailyn1125
114 Followers 1K Following
p.s. eliot @treefrogfan
195 Followers 428 Following put so much butter on your toast that people mistake it for cheese and may death tremble to take you
Theo Ivory Morgendorf.. @thee_theoivory
2K Followers 954 Following #KingOfTea 🫖 Pro wrestler 🤼♀️ Commentator 🎙️ Ring Announcer 🎤 Actor 🎭 Author ✍️. Tea Time World Champion
BillboardDaily @billboard_daily
26 Followers 4 Following Running through every Billboard Hot 100 Year-End chart since 1990, one song at a time. Because it is fun.
On Cinema Out Of Cont.. @OCATCooc
6K Followers 302 Following When you’ve got movies like Tom Cruise in ‘em, you can’t lose! 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🥤🥤 admin @hot4heidecker 👇 Shirts👇
Long Neck 🦕 @LongNeckLass
2K Followers 1K Following “SOFT ANIMAL” out now🌊Lily & dear friends✨curators of @campfiregig✨ Booking: [email protected]
walter been michael @proseb4bros
19K Followers 999 Following english professor @northwesternu, contributing writer @newyorker
Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmi.. @GKuhlenschmidt
163K Followers 1K Following straight lesbian comedian. she/her,,, [email protected]
Poorly Aged Things @PoorlyAgedStuff
1.1M Followers 248 Following showcasing poorly-aged things. shill sometimes but no ads. retweets ≠ poorly aged. header: @NipChipCookies icon: @dreamywolfdd
evelynn @gentlevoid
18K Followers 283 Following she/they — why the fuck do i keep coming back to this website
Isamu Yamamoto @ISAMUism_sk8_fs
12K Followers 160 Following 🇯🇵♂Pro skateboarder, Free Skater, longboarder/artist ◆Freestyle Skateboard 5 time World Champion🏆 プロスケーターでアートも手掛ける山本勇
Computer @CompAesthetics
68K Followers 7 Following Admin: @yyyerm DM for submissions or if you want credit for a Image or have discrepancies.
Mia Moore @StopTweetingMia
79K Followers 599 Following Filmmaker 🔸️ Comedian 🔸️ Top 5% OnlyFans 🔸 NSFW 🔞 (minors DNI) 🔸 Again Again 🔸 When I Tell You
Remember the Memories.. @clonehighpod
656 Followers 42 Following Tonight on a very special Clone High podcast: What it’s like to make a show about teenage clones. Coming Soon. Hosted by @ethancharper and @samuelpsmith_
Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go
402K Followers 11 Following @pjayevans @NotJosephGarcia @rajat_suresh @Colinoscopy @totallymorgan @julieabridged @astonoha @quakerraina @carmchristopher @jayweingarten @dlicj @sarahsquirm
lizdanelly @lxzdanelly
2K Followers 362 Following 19 | cuando la tiranía es ley, la revolución es orden
Norman Finkelstein @normfinkelstein
470K Followers 83 Following Official Twitter account for Norman G. Finkelstein https://t.co/RPKMXeCp9z
Lynchsplaining ☕️ @Lynchsplaining
2K Followers 163 Following Podcast en français sur @David_Lynch et #TwinPeaks. Une production @PlanSequenceNet. Tweets in French & English.
transfeminine franken.. @draculavoice
6K Followers 361 Following carmilla ~ glove size 7.5" ~ comics, etc., @ my website
Yeraa🔻 @still__mandy
1K Followers 686 Following With 10 years of experience in the UK financial industry Chris has achieved a personal goal of turning his passion for NFTs into a vibrant career.
People's Pop Polls: R.. @peoples_pop
2K Followers 16 Following Pop Polls run by @tomewing Polls: #PPPMatches. Last: Favourite Songs - won by Rufus & Chaka Khan. Now: Preparing for RAGNAPOP - the poll of poll winners
Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna
147K Followers 90 Following NOW ON MASTODON @[email protected] Retired executive secretary for Mr. Stanley Bogenshoots, Senior Vice President at Hughes Aircraft.
Can You Violate The G.. @ViolateGeneva
176K Followers 6 Following A catalog of violatable and non-violatable Geneva Conventions in video games. Powered by @HardDriveMag.
F♯A♯∞, fka ☕�.. @coopercooperco
35K Followers 914 Following twitter punished me for my sins but I will never repent
SNESdrunk @SNESdrunk
10K Followers 74 Following Quick and to the point reviews of video games "It’s not desiring the fall; it’s terror of the flames."
Dave Meltzer @davemeltzerWON
311K Followers 1K Following Dave Meltzer/Wrestling Observer/Wrestling & MMA reporter/combat sports business analyst/
molly conger @socialistdogmom
145K Followers 1K Following i’m just the note taker. she/her. the cop reading this is wasting tax dollars
Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein
509K Followers 3K Following reporter @ The Intercept. Send tips via Signal: 202-510-1268. Join my newsletter: https://t.co/wAoen3W2Zy
Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily
696K Followers 701 Following #1 crocodilian influencer 🐊 merch: https://t.co/ZHXGOX6z5v alt: @gatorsafterdark
Yvie Oddly (blue chec.. @OddlyYvie
280K Followers 1K Following Artist/Rapper/Agenda-Pusher/Professional Dresser-Upper 👾Bookings: [email protected]
Brooke Lynn Hytes @Bhytes1
326K Followers 516 Following Host on @canadasdragrace TV/Film Endorsments/livebookings [email protected] #queenofthenorth
The Widow Von’Du @TheWidowVonDu
84K Followers 648 Following Rupaul's Drag Race Season 12 Yes! Bitch She Might Be! *THE* album is OUT!!!
Crystal Elizabeth Met.. @CrystalMethyd
243K Followers 654 Following @RUPAULSDRAGRACE S12 [email protected]
Heidi N Closet @HeidiNCloset
261K Followers 620 Following 🏁RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 12🏁 👑S12 Miss Congeniality👑 @RupaulsDragRace @WorldOfWonder @VH1 #TeamGap #ClosetCases [email protected]
Jaida Essence Yee-Hal.. @jaidaehall
293K Followers 3K Following Formerly Judith, currently confused! Drag Race 👑 Season 12 and AllStars 7 #lookoverthere
the “e” is silent @thegigigoode
165K Followers 220 Following illiterate, fashion forward, perpetually confused.
julien beef @iplaycello42069
1K Followers 1K Following they 'nouns / gemini cellist & illustrator & enjoyer of good things
Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson
314K Followers 467 Following video maker • pro gamer • #1 avatarhead na'vi nation zola‘u nìprrte’ • sonic fans don't interact
𝗝𝗢𝗘𝗟 𝗣.. @joelmporter
727 Followers 857 Following Gilmore girls virgo lookin’ ass Connecticut bitch.
Yasmina @yasminatawil
2K Followers 1K Following Director of Film Programming @arabfilmmedia. Formerly at @oscopelabs. Find me at a dark bar, weird movie or loud gig. She/Her 🇱🇧🇸🇾🇨🇭
I totally forgot she was Queen Amidala I really thought Mark was doing the whole "she swung a lightSLAYber in the Mos Eisley CUNTina, killing everyone before hopping on the MOTHERship" thing
Now I have finally met my "mother", thanks to the @goldenglobes.
hate to see her go, love to leave her-love to watch...she got a nice ass
Don’t smoke with me because I start acting like Kamala Harris
Don’t smoke with me because I start acting like Kamala Harris
today is an historic day for pell grant recipients who started a business that operated for three years in disadvantaged communities
Kamala Harris VP pick huge win for the "watches politics like it's a marvel movie where the democrats are the heroes and the Republicans are the villains" demographic
excited to do some door-to-door canvassing for kamala!!!!!!!!!
Dear god, the answer was right in front of us all along.
get ready to take a big puff of your stogie when you see where joe goes with this thought
I don’t even have a tweet that could do this video justice. just watch it
Dean Evans: “I promise not to go way too hard on the OST for the fucking Flintstones movie tie-in game, for no reason” Dean Evans, 3 drinks later:
Reddit post : My [34f] fiancée [26f] insists Mr. Bean is a real person. I've showed her Rowan Atkinson's IMDB but it doesn't help. Thinking of breaking up with her over this. AITA? Pls help, the wedding is in 1 day Everyone on the internet: this is real, & hilarious
This literally happened to me and I hate GameStop because of it
Scorcese once typed out this list of 39 international films you must see for an enquiring film student. At the start of lockdown there were 17 I had not seen. Yesterday, having enjoyed La Terra Trema, I finally finished the list. A great way to travel the world while in lockdown.
This will never not be funny
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