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Madison apostate. Hurler. Camp Randall exile. Incorrigible. Restless, runnin', searchin' for somethin'. Thirsty for knowledge & whiskey. Always hungry for food. Wisconsin Joined December 2008-
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@SenatorBaldwin @SenBobCasey You rubber stamped Biden's Inflation Bloodbath. Time for a change. Eric Hovde did not participate in the deliberate destruction of the middle class. Vote for Eric Hovde.
@cobrabadger Too chaotic. Small groups are always best
@ChefGruel Like with a cheese grater? Do those butter knives with the holes in them actually work? I need to use one of these methods, because even my room temperature butter is way too cold to spread because I like my house the same temp as my heart
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We had some rough years growing up. The kind of stuff that could cause divorce. I asked my mom how they got through it. Mom: Well, it was easy really. We told each other whoever files first gets custody of the kids. Me:…Oh, yeah that makes sense.
A term that sports journos who never played a sport in their lives heard for the first time this year and became experts about overnight in their quest to ruin the sport they cover.
@cobrabadger Arrested, dumped & crabs.
If you die on Everest they leave your body there and you just become a part of the scenery. The same thing happens if you die in a Dollar General.