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This isn’t a minivan it’s bile
Why is he eating this like Squidward eating his first ever crabby patty
Why is he eating this like Squidward eating his first ever crabby patty
There's a hot dog shop called Dog Day Afternoon on the block where they filmed the movie, it has a pretty good looking Chicago dog. Will report back soon
Technically this is hoarding. Seek help
Technically this is hoarding. Seek help
Playing critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV Online, which now has a free trial up to level 70 AND includes the first two expansions, award-winning Heavensward and award-winning Stormblood with no playtime limit.
Playing critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV Online, which now has a free trial up to level 70 AND includes the first two expansions, award-winning Heavensward and award-winning Stormblood with no playtime limit.
The reviews are in
high school food here is awesome. hasn’t changed a bit. No other time or situation where you’d House chicken wings a pint of chocolate milk Skyrim bread roll and green goo all in under half an hour. And then go learn about the civil rights movement from a football coach.
high school food here is awesome. hasn’t changed a bit. No other time or situation where you’d House chicken wings a pint of chocolate milk Skyrim bread roll and green goo all in under half an hour. And then go learn about the civil rights movement from a football coach.
If students in Texas wanted the police to stay off of their campus they should have started shooting people at school
If students in Texas wanted the police to stay off of their campus they should have started shooting people at school
Foghorn Leghorn
this is the kind of creature youd see in a medieval tapestry as a symbol for the devil
this is the kind of creature youd see in a medieval tapestry as a symbol for the devil
The person beside me has brought a whole container of pad Thai into the theater. She's a visionary
thinking about all the people yesterday that were like “mind your own business and let the guy with a million traffic tickets keep driving dangerously without consequences”
thinking about all the people yesterday that were like “mind your own business and let the guy with a million traffic tickets keep driving dangerously without consequences”
Do NOT order the new Kingdom Hearts on Temu
Do NOT order the new Kingdom Hearts on Temu
this looks exactly like the kind of linoleum flooring that you'd see in the bathroom of your uncle's doublewide in 2002
this looks exactly like the kind of linoleum flooring that you'd see in the bathroom of your uncle's doublewide in 2002
found $20 on the sidewalk, its $20 monday. god is smiling on me and I am receiving his grace. hell yeah
there’s no room in this world anymore for a soulful gamer..
Ppl say this constantly but I use my "underpowered" electric kettle every day
Ppl say this constantly but I use my "underpowered" electric kettle every day
Porky the Litter Eate.. @Boringstein
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Font Awesome @fontawesome
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615 Followers 559 Following anarchism enthusiast; sells labor time, he/him
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3K Followers 692 Following chicago common brick lying in a tallgrass prairie | he/theyI’ve noticed that people are spending up to 90 more minutes in the county tax office
@murderxbryan Chive TV is on at the county tax office here LMAO
Both Anne Frank and Hind Rajab were children who got killed for their ethnicity by fascist states. It is a completely appropriate comparison, you are only disgusted because you view Palestinians as less than human
Probably one of the most disgusting signs at the demo yesterday.
Dudes Rock
@beanytuesday less and less. now some got those pickles that come single packaged
*getting my ass kicked in the pioneer slot of tcg team constructed* MY TEAMMATES ARE SMILING AT ME, RAKDOS PLAYER. CAN YOU SAY THE SAME??
Just tell us how many muscles
There are over 20 muscles in the head and neck alone. They are responsible for mastication, facial expressions by controlling the mouth, eyes, nose, forehead and ears, and complex movements of the neck. [🎞️ SciePro]
adore the implication that qatari dark money, or hezbollah, or maybe even sinwar himself, has paid for some teachers to tape print outs in times new roman to the back of easily attainable hi vis vests
Columbia have donned nifty neon construction vests that say “faculty” Who paid for the vests?
they pull up for your first date driving this wyd
Liaoning cashmere goat They are only seen in Liaoning region of China
Captioning a photo of 3 people in 325: the nature of god [THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SUSPENDED]
captioning a photo of 3 people in 2023: boygenius captioning a photo of 3 people in 2024: 3 tickets to challengers please
@farhip @StealthCheckz This is literally describing the anti-genocide position, what the hell are you talking about
@farhip what do you think the whole anti-genocide protests are about buddy
wow another Free Speech IDW iconoclast bold truth-teller calling for cops to break up nonviolent protests.
The hypocrisy of Steve Pinker and Jeff Flier and Nick Christakis, who have spent years telling each other they are champions of free speech and dissent, has been on full display this week. bostonglobe.com/2024/04/29/opi…
The Venn diagram of “guys calling for police to crackdown on anti genocide protests” and “guys friendly with Jeffery Epstein” remains a perfect circle
It turns out the bold truths that needed saying on campus were only “Bill Gates and capitalism are doing a great job” and “what if Race Science made some good points” not “we should divest from apartheid and ethnic cleansing”
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