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“Crab cakes & football (and PRS Guitars), that’s what Maryland does!” / Network Engineer by day, burying top secret documents in “Ivana’s casket” by night. Joined May 2011-
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13 Circuits. 13 Justices. If you care about democracy at all, give Biden the Senate seats he needs to ensure that the SCOTUS is never again used as a tool to break the foundations of our Constitution. He may not love rebalancing the SCOTUS, but he won’t veto that bill either.
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@TrumpDailyPosts That's a lot of words to say "I'm worried."
Colin Jost’s closing meditation on his grandfather, decency, and the fragility of freedom is worth four minutes of your time.
@TrumpDailyPosts Trump is in trouble and he knows it. Even in closed primaries, he is losing a significant number of votes to Nikki Haley who is no longer in the race. He is way underperforming the pre vote polls. Big red flags are flying.
@TrumpDailyPosts Falsifying business records to cover up a payout to corruptly influence an election. Simple enough?
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President Biden: The 2024 election is in full swing and yes, age is an issue. I'm a grown man running against a six-year-old
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This will be Monumental and Historic *if it happens The word is getting around that Netanyahu and his Cabinet are going to be indicted for Crimes Against Humanity. This is Me
I said Trump would not win in 2020 People laughed at me and attacked me for it, calling me hopium or copium. I laughed! He didn't I said he would be Indicted, and they again attacked me and said I was a fool. He was In June, imagine that. I said he would be Prosecuted and…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced she will draft and introduce articles of impeachment against Clarence Thomas. Do you support her?
I wish I could RT this 100000 times
She needs to draft those articles.
BREAKING: Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has called for Supreme Court Justice to be impeached, and says that she is willing to draft and introduce articles of impeachment herself. It was learned in a ProPublica report that Thomas was the recipient of lavish gifts for over 20…
13 Circuits. 13 Justices. If you care about democracy at all, give Biden the Senate seats he needs to ensure that the SCOTUS is never again used as a tool to break the foundations of our Constitution. He may not love rebalancing the SCOTUS, but he won’t veto that bill either.