thee tyrant @chibaleclarissa
📍Eternal Sunshine 🌞 📍In Levii's jeans 🤠 📌No, we can't be friends 😔 Lusaka, Zambia Joined June 2019-
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Where does a mansplainer get water? From a well, actually...
God inventing the duck: Give that waterproof chicken a kazoo
“(Speaks Spanish)” is lazy subtitling. What is the Spanish being spoken??
Guys atleast edit nga mwabomfya amaGPT 🤦🏾♀️
What ____ _______ doing tonight?
What ____ _______ doing tonight?
Need one more portrait pakuti yakumanine my 3 personalities. 🙃
at most, i’ll delete your number but you know how much of a toxic person you have to be for me to actually block you??
One time a relative visited me for a day on a weekend. I decided to take them to Nandos for a meal, I even bought extra sides for them. When we got home ati ntekelapo akabwali 😭
11 times table
Join us for Pilates and Brunch at Nkwashi Lake Front on 11 May 2024.🧘🏾♀️🥂 🌊 🍃 #lunarcorepilates🌙🧘🏾♀️
Onlyfans but when you subscribe its me dressed as your dad telling you I’m proud of you R225 p/m
The Virgo speaks. While I'm unsure when I'll write another book, now felt like the right time to document my thoughts, having learned much about myself this past year, and I'm excited to share the evolving chapters of my life, embracing the pain, joy, and triumphs as I view…
we been hearing "boys will be boys" since we started walking on this earth. You'll be alright. Suck it up bubba
we been hearing "boys will be boys" since we started walking on this earth. You'll be alright. Suck it up bubba
Tuesday 🩷🍃 #lunarcorepilates🌙🧘🏾♀️
Graduation season is upon us. Now is not the time to start posting those graduation throwback photos. Allow people to have their moment and be celebrated
My roommate had popcorn for breakfast, and now she's having popcorn for lunch.😭
My roommate finished a loaf of bread with a side of avocado in one sitting.😂😭
Roommate: Chibale, are your headsets working? Me: they've been moody the past few days. Why? Roomate: No wonder you hear me when I'm talking to you nowadays.
Agnes 🍌 @Agnes4506
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Samuel Mankumba @SMankumba
20K Followers 8K Following I am a Christian and I believe highly in the Gospel of Jesus Christ. Did I say I am a Christian? Oh well that's it 📌
Mulenga♡ @illyvanilly27
21K Followers 2K Following •Everything Everywhere All At Once🌙🧘🏾♀️👩🏾⚖️💗 🎻 •Expander, Multi-passionate, Limitless.🌱 Founder of Lunar Core Pilates.
Keke Palmer @KekePalmer
2.4M Followers 16K Following 👑 Millennial Diva 👑 Listen to & Download Big Boss Album & Watch the film ⬇️
Teh Ineh Wiso 🙄 @Subilo_M
2K Followers 1K Following Womanist/ Everyone is a first class human being/ humanity owes humanity peace ☮️/ KOPALA GYAL 👩🏾🦰/ keeping people safe is my adrenaline ❤️/Que sera sera❤️
MacD 👷♀️�.. @macdonald_mwewa
708 Followers 672 Following Architect, Graphic Designer, Project Manager, Virtuoso. WE ALL DESERVE LUXURY 100%
Saliba @wadokela
123 Followers 600 Following
Lord Masulani Zulu @Masulani_
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FORTUNE @Vicfallsboy
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دانيالT3YO🇿�.. @Mateyo2Daniel
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537 Followers 486 Following humanist, CA and avid reader, lover of music and all forms of Art. An Avatar of the universe♑️ WE ARE UNITED #MUFC . There will be typos 5'48
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Distracted Genius.�.. @BostonKatoka
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Kundz @Kundz7
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Tracy Musongole @tracy_muso
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457 Followers 388 Following Peaceful Soul 💆🏾♀️ Zambian🇿🇲 Farmer 👩🏽🌾/ Investor💆🏾♀️ Ig: 🌺Kangwa Valerie Makayi🌺
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Clarissa @Clariss73122350
7 Followers 39 Following I life by my own rules📌 I love reading,📖I love music 🎵 am Zambian by birth🇿🇲 I'm a law student 📚⏳ and am a movie Lover
Jay🇿🇲 @JoelCZambia
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Now, *wife 😁
I’m sorry but have you seen my girlfriend?? Absolute stunner 😍
Where does a mansplainer get water? From a well, actually...
I've noticed that anyone driving slower than me is a dumb-ass and anyone driving faster than me is a maniac
God inventing the duck: Give that waterproof chicken a kazoo
I'm best man at my buddy's second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone"?
“(Speaks Spanish)” is lazy subtitling. What is the Spanish being spoken??
Anyway my girlfriend surprised me with the coolest cake 🥺🥺🥺 yhoo IM crying
You cannot be a mean person. Not to me, not to ya mama, not to the dog, not the waitress.
Ignore as in when conductor asks me for money I should tell him I’m not on talking terms with my salary?
Collect salary then ignore it for atleast a whole week.
You get to pick one thing to be good at every week - working out, cooking, no screens, kicking ass at work, clean house. If you try to pick two things, you get sent to the back of the line and get no things.
Guys atleast edit nga mwabomfya amaGPT 🤦🏾♀️
But I read this as “Chale, Niggers” 😭😭😭
‘CHALLENGERS’ releases in theaters today!
It’s been God and a few good people! Your support has undoubtedly pushed me to where I am today. Gratitude is a mast!
ALL I DO IS W- 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
Hittin the club tonight, you DJ’s better not suck..
Pilates to start ours! 🧘🏾♀️ #lunarcorepilates🌙🧘🏾♀️
Yoga to start my day! 🧘🏽♂️ #TOEWay
ross: i’m getting divorced again rachel and chandler subplot:
What ____ _______ doing tonight?
‘CHALLENGERS’ releases in theaters today!
I’m seated. The theatre employees are scared and asking me to leave because it’s “not in production yet” but I’m simply too seated
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