catherine hardy @chardyyy
je suis meow Joined June 2010-
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every time i see an update about coronavirus i balance it out by watching this video of barbra streisand and judy garland
when i was like 8, i ate an m&m off the floor of a new york subway and i believe, to this day, that is what gives me my powers
when the captain has turned on the fasten seat belt sign? i’d sooner bleed to death than get out of my seat
at this point, whenever an artist i love releases a single i don't like, i assume it's for a trolls soundtrack
you know those runners that are more ⬆️ than they are ➡️? i love that
i'm sorry but Rachel Berry singing Suddenly Seymour is the iconic most rendition to date
the fun thing about intermittent fasting is now i have nothing to coat my stomach for the first five hours of consuming obscene amounts of caffeine, so i'm hungry AND murderous !!
i am the painter and my half-shaved baby brows (ty @snitchery) are the canvas
luv when dentists present over-crowding as a diagnosis and Invisalign as an easy, breezy, $6,000 solution
oh u buy justin's maple almond butter ? what's it like being in the 1% ?
the energy of these, it's... so chaotic.
This whole caucus situation feels a lot like the Pawnee Central High School Model U.N. competition.
wondering if my last therapist is thinking about me is definitely the thing i'm gonna have to talk about with my next therapist
NEVER EVERFUCKING GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS HOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe nothing funnier than my fav vocalists singing badly on purpose
Someone: Im in town! New Yorkers: OMFG!! That’s so great! Have fun!!!!
don't have the time or energy to keep up w all of the name changes in my life like you will be your maiden name in my phone forever i'm sorry but that's the price you pay for getting married
in the dallas airport and people are speaking slowly and apologizing when they bump into each other i need to get out !! of !! here!!
based on the search results, i love knowing there's a legacy of people who have googled "dayquil and alcohol" before me
mom showin up for the service industry 😭😭
Luke Bugbee @bugmango
911 Followers 2K Following Head of Design @8VC I care about beautiful things, space, and Christianity. Grew up in the Philippines.
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Rob @rob_jnsn
42 Followers 273 Following God-fearing, Bible-believing, coffee-drinking, trauma-trained, 27-year-old rookie. Tweets do not represent my employer.
Ivana Rihter @IvanaRihter
1K Followers 3K Following freelance writer. work in @vogue @allure @vice @narratively. tell me your worries at ivana.rihter at gmail dot com. she/her
Julianna Zachariou @J_Zachariou
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mallory @mallory16493890
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Hannah N. Johnson @hannahnachelle
326 Followers 205 Following Loved by Jesus; Lover of Jesus; Curious learner; English teacher; Proponent of multiculturalism & racial reconciliation; Travel, food, & cycling enthusiast
To Work & Keep @toworkandkeep
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Mike Jackson @mikejackjr
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Princess Leah @LeahPhillipps
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Nina Bargiel, probabl.. @slackmistress
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Jordan Shrader @jlettsss
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Bradon Luedke @bluedke5
167 Followers 458 Following Married to my best friend and a lover of Boston sports
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2.0M Followers 3.9M Following Nick Marxx™️ is your X source for finding the hottest women on earth providing content, dates, interviews, lifestyle & relationship opinions. Join my community
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TILT @ThingsILT
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Ben Williamson @_WilliamsonBen
17K Followers 2K Following Comms guy | Chief of Staff @MichaelJCloud | Past Trump White House Senior Comms advisor, WH CoS office, and @MarkMeadows chief | North Carolina native
kyla @kysaoro
38 Followers 46 Following
Dedzidi @dedzidi
55 Followers 231 Following Servant of God. Tweets are a compilation of my (unfettered) thoughts. A follow or RT doesn't indicate an endorsement. #CornellAlumna
Matthew Judy @MatthewJudy
98 Followers 109 Following Marketing Leader, Public Servant, Home Cook, Investor. My thoughts are my own and do not represent my employers. RT’s are not endorsements.
Mahamat Limane Ali @LimaneMahamat
474 Followers 5K Following Je suis un arbitre de football professionnel au Tchad
Krista Catone @KmCatone2
223 Followers 4K Following Baseball Basketball Celebrity Hip-Hop/Rap Entertainment NCAA Football NHL Pop Sports and Go Esperanza Aztecs ❤️🏀💛 !
Emily Mckay @emily_mckay94
73 Followers 471 Following I am an imperfect person loved by a perfect God. Job 19:25
hales @HaleyHeyYou
49 Followers 115 Following rich in grace || mrs. bear || carnivore || anti-jaywalk
Jalani Patrick @JalaniPatrick
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Jennchaputphototo @jchap08
15 Followers 27 Following I am a Winston Salem based photographer serving the Triad and surrounding communities in Maternity, Newborn, Child, Family, Senior and Wedding photography
The Real SCV @scvrealshit
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Steph Laferriere Gree.. @CharaJoie
337 Followers 411 Following recipient of grace// redeemed sinner// lover of most things esp @kevonthestrings 💙 //living in light of imago dei // @onehopegives
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nobeleen @nobeleeen
182 Followers 321 Following Don't let anyone treat you like free salsa. You are guac, baby. Guac. // LA
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39 Followers 62 Following The Master's University IBEX (Israel Bible Extension) Program! Study abroad in the Land of the Bible for a semester!
b 🐝 @BrittnieAPrice
630 Followers 456 Following LA based songwriter, artist, vocalist 🖤 @pmjofficial + @discosondheim vocalist 🖤
New York Post @nypost
3.1M Followers 11K Following Breaking news & features from The New York Post. Follow your favorite sections: @pagesix, @nypmetro, @nypostbiz, @nypostsports, @nypfashion, @nypostopinion
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jamie @veryhotmomm
23K Followers 2K Following cold bartender, warm heart | work: @thebafflermag @thedrift_mag @Bookforum | rep: @aylazeef | check out my 2 year proust project below
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564 Followers 697 Following poet writer musician. pun always intended. they/them.
MILKY WAY GHETTO 🌌 @JayJurden
30K Followers 2K Following he/him. comic / actor / writer / X-Men nerd/writer! - bisexual demon / booking - https://t.co/ikhegHrDPH
Evan Stern @evanjstern
32K Followers 647 Following Roald from Letterkenny (tv show) teylan in avatar (videogame) — ~*writer🫠 Streaming on https://t.co/MEViCk5PVp
Alastair McIntosh @alastairmci
11K Followers 745 Following Human ecologist & Quaker, I share on justice, environment, nonviolence & spirituality. Books include Soil and Soul, Poacher's Pilgrimage & Riders on the Storm.
Guy Lodge @GuyLodge
62K Followers 968 Following Film critic: Variety, The Observer, The Guardian, more. Co-pilot of https://t.co/efqsyLufkM. Beneath this glassy surface, a world of gliding monsters.
hollie hammel @HammelHollie
206 Followers 139 Following
m a x w i t t e r t @waxmittert
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Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor
514K Followers 6K Following quality neighborhood drama🍿 | chief lurker: @jenntakahashi🕵️🏻♀️ | 💌: [email protected]
Annoying Actor Friend @Actor_Friend
27K Followers 432 Following Satirical cultural commentator for the Broadway industry and best selling author of #SOBLESSED and #GRATEFUL. Written by: @AndrewBriedis
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Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker
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151K Followers 2K Following Rabbi, award-winning author. Newest 📚 ON REPENTANCE & REPAIR. 🌱 Spirituality + justice missives, Life is a Sacred Text💥Collective liberation or bust. she/her
Mocky @mockyrecordings
3K Followers 2K Following recording artist/ writer / producer / crunchy roll award winner Feist /Jamie Lidell / Kelela / composerCarole and Tuesday Netflix [email protected]
andrew @adnrew
380 Followers 792 Following tech, comedy. writing in New Yorker, Flexx, drake's Instagram once. former UCBNY. opinions reflect those of the times square m&m store. 🇵🇭🇺🇸
Adam Allington @aallington
14K Followers 1K Following Media Relations @Cornell. Former reporter @STLPublicradio, @Blaw, @Marketplace, and podcast guy w/ @Politico. Up North Michigander.
Jackson McHenry @McHenryJD
12K Followers 1K Following critic @vulture @nymag, former Neopets millionaire, he/him
Bryan @broyals
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Jeremy Glass 🥬 @CandyandPizza
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messynessy @uhokaythenn
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cryin' @ the gym @Zach_Messages
591 Followers 421 Following Insecure people are very dangerous, aren’t they? I’m secure. Make sure you put that in there.
willie @stellaAzella
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Mallory Rubin @MalloryRubin
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Doktor Zoom, a well-m.. @DoktorZoom
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Adrienne Warren @adriennelwarren
18K Followers 360 Following Storyteller. Justice seeker. #timesup #bwayadvocacycoalition
Warby Parker @WarbyParker
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Ivana Rihter @IvanaRihter
1K Followers 3K Following freelance writer. work in @vogue @allure @vice @narratively. tell me your worries at ivana.rihter at gmail dot com. she/her
Shawn Reynolds @ShawnReynolds_
19K Followers 11K Following Senior Producer, @CNN | Alum: @MSNBC @NBCNews @NBCNewsNOW @kcalnews @weatherchannel @11AliveNews @WYMT | Views & bad takes = mine
@SarahRoberts___ @PFTompkins That double tap to try and zoom in can really fuck you. “Oh this gesture that works a consistent way while looking at a photo in any other app, yeah rather than do the same we are going to make that the ‘like’ shortcut and ruin your life” -Instagram
@SarahRoberts___ I accidentally friend requested my ex's new girlfriend JUST AS THE TRAIN WENT UNDERGROUND. The level of panic I felt, unable to take it away. I got off at the next stop (not my stop) to get above ground, un-requested, and then made a lame public post that I had been hacked.
@SarahRoberts___ one of my ex’s previous FLINGS watched my instagram story everyday for over 6 months, when i blocked her she used her sisters account, then her friends, then study account, and then his neighbours who she was also friends with
@SarahRoberts___ Lol my favorite was my ex’s wife didn’t realize I could see that she watched my Instagram stories 😬
@SarahRoberts___ Reminds me of the time I was at a girls’ party where we were showing each other our exes. His pic was his newly minted wedding portrait. And somehow I accidentally tagged myself. As his wife. In his wedding photo. Typing this from beyond the grave because obviously I died.
@SarahRoberts___ Throwback to when my ex’s new girlfriend texted me 🤧🤣
@AishlingHuggins @kalliem @SarahRoberts___ omg thats awful. There was this thing where they’d ask u to rate ur mutuals attractiveness and they’d tell u who said u were attractive so I just quickly hit the button like 30 times only to find out it sent a message to a bunch of distant relatives that I thought they were hot😫
@SarahRoberts___ Reminds me of the time I was searching for an ex on Facebook and instead made it my status
@SarahRoberts___ PRO TIP if you do this 😂 change your pic, handle, and bio to something random, go on private, and they’ll think it’s a bot! Had a friend use this strategy and it blew my mind.
Just saw a tweet saying that since sports are gone, ESPN should fill its air time "engaging more on social issues." Nearly threw my phone out the window.
@ry_nosaurus Data is a couple days old in this but a good read for anyone stressing over the panic that is going on rn businessinsider.com/what-having-sw…
the idea that postponing a smurf rally during a global pandemic would constitute ‘stopping living’ is just really doing something special for me rn
French mayor defends holding massive Smurf rally despite coronavirus spread: "We must not stop living" cbsn.ws/3aLKoZD
how do i convince my crush to quarantine with me?
i love getting an email every 3 hours that's like BED BATH AND BEYOND'S COVID-19 PREPAREDNESS
Ok! So the Off and Off-Off Broadway Bailout is probably going to be up to a) us b) farseeing corporate and private donors c) the boroughs. What does everybody need to survive this month? DM me, I’ll write a thing
Me every morning the last 5 years when I walk out my front door
Nintendo do the right thing and release Animal Crossing today, forcing people to stay inside and containing the coronavirus. You have the power to end this
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