ccg @ccg

Adventures in Systems Architecture. Incident Response Mgr, SRE, Mama. Native Texan in Berkeley. (She/Her) #blacklivesmatter #defundthepolice Berkelandia Joined December 2006

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2 months ago

Lawrence Hall of Science on a rainy holiday. Imagine if all the mannequins in an REI went to a science museum.

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6 months ago

Lord give me the strength to believe that everyone in this Trader Joe’s parking lot is just doing their best.

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7 months ago

Sunday morning skeleton games

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7 months ago

Gonna just give up and just make a dart board with all the meals my family eats.

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8 months ago

Involved the kids in remodel plans and now discussing the merits of the “hamster wing”

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9 months ago

Next time someone asks me if I’m moving back

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9 months ago

Motivating my eldest to go to gymnastics so they can do flips like in the “Party in the USA” video. Parent of the year, obvs.

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9 months ago

After two trips this month, I have a lot of sympathy and respect for vegetarians outside of California.

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10 months ago

This batch of hardboiled eggs was obviously made with love. And peeled with anger issues.

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10 months ago

Friday has some big “I don’t want to go and you can’t make me” energy

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12 months ago

Happy Mother’s Day. Grateful for my family who knows that getting leaves in my hair in the garden and then a Saison and sports in a brewpub is more my speed than Mimosa brunch.

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12 months ago

I dreamed that I died but I still had to make sure my family got a dish to a PTA potluck.

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SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity

403K Followers 9K Following computer security person. former helpdesk.

Several anxious raccoons in a trench coat posing as a senior director of security eng. Be gay, delete prod. they/them/themme fatale/m’theydy oaklandelle@gmail

trash, but make it fa.. @ElleArmageddon

31K Followers 3K Following Several anxious raccoons in a trench coat posing as a senior director of security eng. Be gay, delete prod. they/them/themme fatale/m’theydy oaklandelle@gmail

Antieukalyptustische .. @bkmacd

611 Followers 648 Following Hermeneutics of the Subtweet. I want to ride a horse to the middle of the desert and take peyote and scream at god.

vibrant pixelated penguin. creative director. historicalNFTs (she/her), ex #dogecoin philanthropist; elephant site. @pinguino@defcon.social

ριɳɠυιɳσ 🍕 @pinguino

5K Followers 2K Following vibrant pixelated penguin. creative director. historicalNFTs (she/her), ex #dogecoin philanthropist; elephant site. @[email protected]

Director of Cybersecurity @EFF / Co-founder of @stopstalkerware/ My tweets are my own, not my employers’ / I did a TED talk once /

Eva @evacide

184K Followers 1K Following Director of Cybersecurity @EFF / Co-founder of @stopstalkerware/ My tweets are my own, not my employers’ / I did a TED talk once /

Justice advocate, strategy ne'er-do-well, co-founder @autogram_is, co-host @crightcast. Anti-fascist, partner to @sparrowpost. Mastodon: @eaton@phire.place

Actually, @eaton

16K Followers 3K Following Justice advocate, strategy ne'er-do-well, co-founder @autogram_is, co-host @crightcast. Anti-fascist, partner to @sparrowpost. Mastodon: @[email protected]

Arlette @arletterocks

871 Followers 678 Following Half sprezzatura, half wabi sabi, half cockamamie, all chaos Muppet. 🏍: @arletterides | https://t.co/K21aAUF2ar

b af @nibaq

1K Followers 342 Following Looking for the next good hair cut.

@viss@mastodon.social
Founder/CTO, Phobos Group ::
spiceshop = https://t.co/h9ioG1Ykn7 :: quad flooper : scoville addict ::public speaker :: food pornographer

D̒̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ .. @Viss

47K Followers 775 Following @[email protected] Founder/CTO, Phobos Group :: spiceshop = https://t.co/h9ioG1Ykn7 :: quad flooper : scoville addict ::public speaker :: food pornographer

Misha Davidov 🏳️.. @sirus

4K Followers 2K Following Security of VR @ Meta Reality Labs | she/they

Towards a new mythology of the urban grid. Artist, writer, researcher, history geek. she/her.

mastodon: @ihazrabies@tmm.cx

Kasey Smith @IHazRabies

1K Followers 879 Following Towards a new mythology of the urban grid. Artist, writer, researcher, history geek. she/her. mastodon: @[email protected]

Created (BlackICE,IPS,sidejacking,masscan). Doing (blog,code,cyber-rights,Internet-scanning).
@erratarob@infosec.exchange

Robert Graham 𝕏 @ErrataRob

66K Followers 2K Following Created (BlackICE,IPS,sidejacking,masscan). Doing (blog,code,cyber-rights,Internet-scanning). @[email protected]

Teledildonticist, Arctic Fox, Cube. https://t.co/ouSUTHRH7e | @buttplugio | 🟦☁️: @buttplug.engineer | 🐘: @qdot@buttplug.engineer | header @gavunimpressive

qdot @qDot

8K Followers 734 Following Teledildonticist, Arctic Fox, Cube. https://t.co/ouSUTHRH7e | @buttplugio | 🟦☁️: @buttplug.engineer | 🐘: @[email protected] | header @gavunimpressive

algebraist. acrobat. archer.
building AI at @heroku.
i make dev tools and infrastructure.
we keep us safe.
he/they 💖💜💙🏴
founder @cheshire_ai

Rand Fitzpatrick @sixwing

2K Followers 997 Following algebraist. acrobat. archer. building AI at @heroku. i make dev tools and infrastructure. we keep us safe. he/they 💖💜💙🏴 founder @cheshire_ai

Comic book writer: Maj Holmes & Capt Watson, Arcane Cocktail Enthusiast, Gravity Matters, I Knew the Wind Was Cold... & more! Say Gay, #BLM #YNWA He/Him

Jeff Rider- #C2E2 Art.. @cloudwrangler

2K Followers 3K Following Comic book writer: Maj Holmes & Capt Watson, Arcane Cocktail Enthusiast, Gravity Matters, I Knew the Wind Was Cold... & more! Say Gay, #BLM #YNWA He/Him

Fat, queer, disabled NY artist, now immigrant with MECFS in Berlin. Filth Elder. Past: DC artist Star Trek, CBS court artist https://t.co/44YT0tAoQE

Suzanne Forbes ♿️.. @slurketta

2K Followers 3K Following Fat, queer, disabled NY artist, now immigrant with MECFS in Berlin. Filth Elder. Past: DC artist Star Trek, CBS court artist https://t.co/44YT0tAoQE

Dave @dmertl

550 Followers 237 Following Mastodono: [email protected]

Joan 💋 @Joan8719

12 Followers 223 Following Mеsmеrizing еnсhаntrеss casting а spеll on уou

Smart Cherrys Tech @smartcherrystc

9K Followers 4K Following Smart Cherrys Tech is Technology World.

Alice 😻 @Alice6659

4 Followers 587 Following Рassiоnаte temptress relеntlеssly pursuing eternаl pleаsurе

Structural modeling of economic choices of heterogeneous agents. Open source project fiscally sponsored by @NumFOCUS. https://t.co/G6T7XccUFo

Econ-ARK @econ_ark

276 Followers 1K Following Structural modeling of economic choices of heterogeneous agents. Open source project fiscally sponsored by @NumFOCUS. https://t.co/G6T7XccUFo

Gunjan Chandel @Gunjanchandel27

7 Followers 70 Following

Mohana Kumara M N @MohanKumarmn

28 Followers 607 Following Me mohan,,iam crypto trader...

Sohaieb Adamie @AdamieSoha56093

32 Followers 159 Following

Remodel Home & Kitche.. @homekitchen01

45 Followers 401 Following Amazon Best Seller Products Review Channel

FREE AI forecasting tool. Pinned tweet explains rankings. Not Fin. Adv. DAILY 7am PST and 8am PST stock picks based on my 4 year old AI based forecasting model.

The A.I. Stock Foreca.. @AIstockpick

3K Followers 5K Following FREE AI forecasting tool. Pinned tweet explains rankings. Not Fin. Adv. DAILY 7am PST and 8am PST stock picks based on my 4 year old AI based forecasting model.

Vandy, C.A. @CAVandy

4K Followers 947 Following I used to sling stocks at the Squid. Dog, food+beverage, travel pics—certainly not investment advice. cavandy1 @ threads dot net for when he finally kills this

ThreatIntelReport @threatintrep

410 Followers 3K Following

nrek @nrek

2K Followers 191 Following I'm just here to watch this place burn and tweet sometimes. CEO at https://t.co/qfE5xwpFfh - EGO at https://t.co/2qN35iLfkg

Juliette Melton @juliettedotco

59 Followers 167 Following Coach for creative leaders. NYC, art, climate, human-centered design. Champion of transformative conversations.

Mark @binsleuth

632 Followers 5K Following Forensics | Whisky | Bourbon

CEO @asymmetric_re, Web3 Security Force Multiplier, Bug Hunter/Wrangler, FOSS Advocate, and Problem Solver. Simply walked to Mordor.

Jonathan Claudius @claudijd

3K Followers 1K Following CEO @asymmetric_re, Web3 Security Force Multiplier, Bug Hunter/Wrangler, FOSS Advocate, and Problem Solver. Simply walked to Mordor.

Anton Tolchanov / @an.. @iamknyar

120 Followers 50 Following Internet worker

Danielle Vincent is b.. @HowdyDanielle

747 Followers 1K Following A fancy bag of sentient water.

Global Speaker Series @Ignitetalks; SF arts buildings @castsf; Director @IdeasB2; @KauffmanFellows C22; Advisor @mobilecoin; (He/Him)

brady forrest @brady

15K Followers 5K Following Global Speaker Series @Ignitetalks; SF arts buildings @castsf; Director @IdeasB2; @KauffmanFellows C22; Advisor @mobilecoin; (He/Him)

GVP of Strategic Growth @Imperva leading Global Partner Ecosystem | Global @CRN Channel Chief passionate about #DEI | @DukeFuqua Minority Alumni Advisory Board

Micheal McCollough @MichealMcCollo2

216 Followers 586 Following GVP of Strategic Growth @Imperva leading Global Partner Ecosystem | Global @CRN Channel Chief passionate about #DEI | @DukeFuqua Minority Alumni Advisory Board

Alex Kahn @akahn

1K Followers 975 Following Serial dabbler. Pretty much completely migrated to https://t.co/8TXF2l71WR at this point

founder at https://t.co/9H2IIe52Qd · building ML for software ops and security · previously at @snt_uni_lu and @TUDelft · ally 🌍👩‍🔬🌈 · @chrshmmmr@mastodon.online

Chris Hammerschmidt @chrshmmmr

2K Followers 4K Following founder at https://t.co/9H2IIe52Qd · building ML for software ops and security · previously at @snt_uni_lu and @TUDelft · ally 🌍👩‍🔬🌈 · @[email protected]

#Inventing and #making interesting things. Sharing them to #inspire people to want to create. #educating them how to do it. @sustainmagic

iseanstevens @iseanstevens

511 Followers 1K Following #Inventing and #making interesting things. Sharing them to #inspire people to want to create. #educating them how to do it. @sustainmagic

Jeffery Anderson @JefferyAkabread

82 Followers 281 Following .Born in Orlando Floridia Day Disney opened ,rite now wondering where my family Gonna put few pictures growing up. been 5g gametester for decade

Blaise Wan ngalla @SHUFAI_NGALLA

4 Followers 149 Following

Police officers are supposed to provide safety, security, and help to the everyday civilian. So what happens when they suddenly go rogue and abuse their power?

Corruption By Cops @cops_by

2K Followers 5K Following Police officers are supposed to provide safety, security, and help to the everyday civilian. So what happens when they suddenly go rogue and abuse their power?

Andreas Latte @andilatte

112 Followers 1K Following Sighs and bears, right-clicking professional, short name is Andi

Jermey @DrBONEz_08

312 Followers 699 Following MILLIONAIRE LOADING @ LUNC: BIG SUPPORTER/LETS 🔥. XRP: BIG SUPPORTER. SHOP AT https://t.co/0WxX7S997c.

Infernal possum @infernalpossum

19 Followers 228 Following

The Ransomware Files podcast told stories about ransomware, one of the greatest crime waves. By @Jeremy_Kirk. The project has ended. Link to the podcast below.

The Ransomware Files .. @ransomwarefiles

3K Followers 2K Following The Ransomware Files podcast told stories about ransomware, one of the greatest crime waves. By @Jeremy_Kirk. The project has ended. Link to the podcast below.

Miguel Horta @mmiguelhorta

101 Followers 468 Following Santacombadense perdido por Aveiro. Engenheiro de Eletrónica - Programador de Sistemas

Seth Brand @venwolfra

101 Followers 612 Following A secular humanist with a passion for AI, art, and technology. I'm intrigued by seemingly limitless possibilities these three things hold for shaping humanity.

Oh, God! Not that ner.. @ASCIIcharacters

799 Followers 3K Following Tech & cybersecurity recruiter. Tweets are my own.

Big Local Oldham @BigLocal_Oldham

324 Followers 279 Following

Jesús Odremán @pepa2punto0

377 Followers 3K Following Editor & Post producer

O Sr contador @Senhorcontador

709 Followers 3K Following sou um contador de número

Marri Praveen Kumar @marripraveen

36 Followers 426 Following “In a dark place we find ourselves, and a little more knowledge lights our way.” – Yoda

Lina чипалина @linok_ua

2K Followers 156 Following I am not here to convince you, Do your own research📚 #Donbas & #Kiev 🇺🇦&🇷🇺 r brothers. Temporis filia veritas.

SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity

403K Followers 9K Following computer security person. former helpdesk.

trash, but make it fa.. @ElleArmageddon

31K Followers 3K Following Several anxious raccoons in a trench coat posing as a senior director of security eng. Be gay, delete prod. they/them/themme fatale/m’theydy oaklandelle@gmail

Antieukalyptustische .. @bkmacd

611 Followers 648 Following Hermeneutics of the Subtweet. I want to ride a horse to the middle of the desert and take peyote and scream at god.

ριɳɠυιɳσ 🍕 @pinguino

5K Followers 2K Following vibrant pixelated penguin. creative director. historicalNFTs (she/her), ex #dogecoin philanthropist; elephant site. @[email protected]

Eva @evacide

184K Followers 1K Following Director of Cybersecurity @EFF / Co-founder of @stopstalkerware/ My tweets are my own, not my employers’ / I did a TED talk once /

Actually, @eaton

16K Followers 3K Following Justice advocate, strategy ne'er-do-well, co-founder @autogram_is, co-host @crightcast. Anti-fascist, partner to @sparrowpost. Mastodon: @[email protected]

Minimalist

DMs are now closed. Just email me: kelsey.hightower@gmail.com

Kelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower

237K Followers 40 Following Minimalist DMs are now closed. Just email me: [email protected]

Formerly Senior Electrical Engineer at https://t.co/fWKrAY3eEN . Head Editor Emeritus for https://t.co/orS3TEejd4 . @sweetums is where I keep the goods.

Eliot 💢 @eliot

2K Followers 322 Following Formerly Senior Electrical Engineer at https://t.co/fWKrAY3eEN . Head Editor Emeritus for https://t.co/orS3TEejd4 . @sweetums is where I keep the goods.

Arlette @arletterocks

871 Followers 678 Following Half sprezzatura, half wabi sabi, half cockamamie, all chaos Muppet. 🏍: @arletterides | https://t.co/K21aAUF2ar

b af @nibaq

1K Followers 342 Following Looking for the next good hair cut.

The Oatmeal @Oatmeal

600K Followers 666 Following I make comics and games. Currently working on an animated series at Netflix.

xjm @xjmdrupal

3K Followers 8 Following 🌷 ♀ MY BODY, MY CHOICE. ✊ 🪧 xjm on https://t.co/0OIoHTJOWU https://t.co/KOnDuM9rGR. Drupal core release manager. (she/her)

William Gibson @GreatDismal

286K Followers 309 Following Author of Neuromancer, The Peripheral, Agency… I’m also @greatdismal.bsky.social

helping make 🎏 @glitch • board member @eff @girlsclubny @themarkup • find me on mastodon or bluesky • I don't check DMs anymore, SMS or Signal 646 541 5843

anildash.com @anildash

558K Followers 2K Following helping make 🎏 @glitch • board member @eff @girlsclubny @themarkup • find me on mastodon or bluesky • I don't check DMs anymore, SMS or Signal 646 541 5843

D̒̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ .. @Viss

47K Followers 775 Following @[email protected] Founder/CTO, Phobos Group :: spiceshop = https://t.co/h9ioG1Ykn7 :: quad flooper : scoville addict ::public speaker :: food pornographer

Misha Davidov 🏳️.. @sirus

4K Followers 2K Following Security of VR @ Meta Reality Labs | she/they

I do math. And was once asked by R. Morris Sr. : "For whom?"

@halvarflake@mastodon.social

At the moment, for noone.

Halvar Flake @halvarflake

44K Followers 3K Following I do math. And was once asked by R. Morris Sr. : "For whom?" @[email protected] At the moment, for noone.

Justin Elze @HackingLZ

52K Followers 5K Following Hacker/CTO @TrustedSec | Former Optiv/SecureWorks/Accuvant Labs/Redspin | Race cars

Chief Cloud Economist at @DuckbillGroup. Father to @QuinnyPiglet & @theMunchQuinn. he/him Get my snarky take on AWS news: https://t.co/aGVMZnGzSV

Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig

99K Followers 976 Following Chief Cloud Economist at @DuckbillGroup. Father to @QuinnyPiglet & @theMunchQuinn. he/him Get my snarky take on AWS news: https://t.co/aGVMZnGzSV

Kasey Smith @IHazRabies

1K Followers 879 Following Towards a new mythology of the urban grid. Artist, writer, researcher, history geek. she/her. mastodon: @[email protected]

Senior Director @Fastly | software resilience + modern infosec | shortridge@hachyderm.io | http:// https://t.co/68itNjq8tL | aka &void;

Kelly Shortridge @swagitda_

31K Followers 300 Following Senior Director @Fastly | software resilience + modern infosec | [email protected] | http:// https://t.co/68itNjq8tL | aka &void;

Cody Smith @EnergySRE

996 Followers 221 Following CTO and Cofounder at Camus Energy, former Google Site Reliability Engineer, and nerd for running, art, and music. He/him.

Authoritative, independent public safety news in Berkeley and Alameda County. Founder: @emraguso, 2017 @SPJ_NorCal journalist of the year.

The Berkeley Scanner @BerkeleyScanner

9K Followers 2K Following Authoritative, independent public safety news in Berkeley and Alameda County. Founder: @emraguso, 2017 @SPJ_NorCal journalist of the year.

Independent nonprofit news site in Berkeley, CA, founded in 2009. RTs ≠ endorsements. Part of @citysidelocal (@Oaklandside, @ebnosh and @richmondside)

Berkeleyside @berkeleyside

74K Followers 3K Following Independent nonprofit news site in Berkeley, CA, founded in 2009. RTs ≠ endorsements. Part of @citysidelocal (@Oaklandside, @ebnosh and @richmondside)

Byron Coley @ByronColey1

6K Followers 5 Following poseur now found at @byroncoley.bsky.social

Juliette Melton @juliettedotco

59 Followers 167 Following Coach for creative leaders. NYC, art, climate, human-centered design. Champion of transformative conversations.

Building 1500 wheelchair ramps in Iceland @rampur. Music @onnujonuson. Chairman @hafnarhaus. Proprietor @annajona. Previously founder/ceo @uenodotco

Halli @iamharaldur

286K Followers 82 Following Building 1500 wheelchair ramps in Iceland @rampur. Music @onnujonuson. Chairman @hafnarhaus. Proprietor @annajona. Previously founder/ceo @uenodotco

Moxie Marlinspike @moxie

186K Followers 182 Following Founder @signalapp

Marcus Barczak @ickymettle

1K Followers 636 Following Sr. Principal Engineer at @fastly. Previously ops’d and dev’d at @etsy, @signalsciences, @opsmatic. Photo taker, music maker.

CEO/Cofounder @CamusEnergy, x-googler. https://t.co/lnObAiHy1l

I know it gets dark, but there's always a light.

@shinynew@mastodon.energy

astrid atkinson @shinynew_oz

3K Followers 388 Following CEO/Cofounder @CamusEnergy, x-googler. https://t.co/lnObAiHy1l I know it gets dark, but there's always a light. @[email protected]

𝕛𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕒�.. @_jdh

721 Followers 283 Following Restorer, Adaptable, Ideator. new yorker exiled on the west coast; jamaican born of trini and jayhawker roots.

Automated feed. News: @SFBART. Customer service: https://t.co/deqCpr7p9G. Emergencies on BART: dial 911, use the train intercom or see a station agent.

BART Alert @SFBARTalert

139K Followers 2 Following Automated feed. News: @SFBART. Customer service: https://t.co/deqCpr7p9G. Emergencies on BART: dial 911, use the train intercom or see a station agent.

BART @SFBART

333K Followers 713 Following We provide train service throughout the San Francisco Bay Area. For automated service updates: @SFBARTalert

yan @bcrypt

77K Followers 332 Following security engineering @brave / @defcon talk reviewer / makes music software. ex-@eff, @w3c, @mit physics. @bcrypt on https://t.co/TK6N0yOcsL

Tech Business Strategy, Partnerships, and Programs | Senior Fellow | Distinguished Advisor | Advisory Board member | Former Engineering Leader @ Amazon (AWS)

Shane Miller @SkippersWif

2K Followers 1K Following Tech Business Strategy, Partnerships, and Programs | Senior Fellow | Distinguished Advisor | Advisory Board member | Former Engineering Leader @ Amazon (AWS)

Gillian Welch @gillianwelch

32K Followers 2 Following The Official Gillian Welch Twitter Page

cofounder/CTO @honeycombio, co-author of Observability Engineering and Database Reliability Engineering. I test in production and so do you. 🐝🏳️‍🌈🦄

Charity Majors @mipsytipsy

81K Followers 508 Following cofounder/CTO @honeycombio, co-author of Observability Engineering and Database Reliability Engineering. I test in production and so do you. 🐝🏳️‍🌈🦄

Emerson @Emerson_T

533 Followers 814 Following occasional humanitarian aid coordinator

Network/Security chap, guitarist, cert junkie, F1 fan, festival, gig & conference attendee. I stroke cats & drink tea!
All views are possibly mine...

𝔅͛𝔯͛𝔦͛�.. @brianwhelton

13K Followers 1K Following Network/Security chap, guitarist, cert junkie, F1 fan, festival, gig & conference attendee. I stroke cats & drink tea! All views are possibly mine...

lotterleben @Lotterleben

5K Followers 934 Following Voller Elan gegen die Wand. Chief Tinnef Officer. Angry Computer Lady. sew / bench / deadlift. (sie, she, her)

Camille Fournier @skamille

50K Followers 831 Following Distributed systems, dysfunctional programming, and all that management gobbledegook. Author, “The Manager’s Path." she/her. https://t.co/Uk9L1X9GeE

Pauline Vos 🍉 @vanamerongen

5K Followers 671 Following Software engineer and public speaker. I teach people about Git (among other things). DMs open.

Lead Open Source Advocate @ Dell.
Kubernetes Release Team Subproject Lead. v1.30 Release Lead.
Harbinger of K8s Deprecations

bsky: @kat.lol
She/they.

Kat 2fragz Cosgrove @Dixie3Flatline

36K Followers 612 Following Lead Open Source Advocate @ Dell. Kubernetes Release Team Subproject Lead. v1.30 Release Lead. Harbinger of K8s Deprecations bsky: @kat.lol She/they.

aaron @sourcecodesec

61 Followers 78 Following I'm an application security expert. I work for Veracode. Everything I post here is my own opinion, or someone else's RTed

he/him, Snowboarder, Whiskey, LEGO, & Infosec Geek. @dcskytalks, @DianaInitiative & @BSidesSF. #TransRightsAreHumanRights #BLM

jives #TransRightsAre.. @jivesx

391 Followers 753 Following he/him, Snowboarder, Whiskey, LEGO, & Infosec Geek. @dcskytalks, @DianaInitiative & @BSidesSF. #TransRightsAreHumanRights #BLM

Tara Haelle #ReadBann.. @tarahaelle

26K Followers 2K Following Sci/health journo • feminist • teacher • photog • author • kidlit • dog lover • AHCJ • #binder • Texan • she/her • @tarahaelle.bsky.social 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✊🏽👩‍⚖️⚖

iseanstevens @iseanstevens

511 Followers 1K Following #Inventing and #making interesting things. Sharing them to #inspire people to want to create. #educating them how to do it. @sustainmagic

Matt Linton @0xMatt

7K Followers 773 Following #DFIR with a lot of focus on the IR part. Cellist, NASA Alum, Parrot lover, USAR & EMS do-er. https://t.co/6zQWDo8q4a

Julia Katherine @juliakatherine

90 Followers 148 Following I don't like dogs or Seinfeld, don't @ me.

Simpsons Against DevO.. @SimpsonsOps

25K Followers 401 Following Simpsons Against DevOps | DMs Open | Send Memes | New memes posted once a day-ish

Daniel Silverstein (h.. @cubesebuc

690 Followers 1K Following just.a.hack... currently at HOVER, previously Eventbrite

Curious (with a focus on architecting for agility, integrity and sustainability). she/her

@RuthMalan@mastodon.social

VisArch @ruthmalan

9K Followers 8K Following Curious (with a focus on architecting for agility, integrity and sustainability). she/her @[email protected]

CEO of Grokability, lead dev @snipeitapp. #FOSS #infosec #appsec. Fuck Phony Stark.

🐘: @snipe@hackers.town
🌎: https://t.co/mmLDifOkdw
🌎: https://t.co/8JU0jeMmKM

snipe ★☆☆☆☆.. @snipeyhead

39K Followers 18K Following CEO of Grokability, lead dev @snipeitapp. #FOSS #infosec #appsec. Fuck Phony Stark. 🐘: @[email protected] 🌎: https://t.co/mmLDifOkdw 🌎: https://t.co/8JU0jeMmKM

MalwareTech @MalwareTechBlog

295K Followers 1 Following Not here anymore. Profiles: https://t.co/sFoOuGmYK2

Kat Sweet @TheSweetKat

11K Followers 358 Following Baby we were born to pun. Security engineer. Treblemaker. Knit wit. Silly yak. Black lives matter. She/they 🏳️‍🌈

programming and exclamation marks. she/her. zines at https://t.co/Rl14X28NuU.

mostly posting on Mastodon at https://t.co/HTBbL2lnZr

🔎Julia Evans🔍 @b0rk

209K Followers 641 Following programming and exclamation marks. she/her. zines at https://t.co/Rl14X28NuU. mostly posting on Mastodon at https://t.co/HTBbL2lnZr

Ashley Willis (McNama.. @ashleymcnamara

70K Followers 667 Following Senior Director of Developer Relations @GitHub Prev: @Google, @Microsoft, @Pivotal, & @Rackspace 👩‍💻 She/Her

Distinguished Engineer at GitHub, working on Copilot. Previously Google, AWS, and several small companies. Personal opinions.

Jaana Dogan ヤナ �.. @rakyll

114K Followers 1K Following Distinguished Engineer at GitHub, working on Copilot. Previously Google, AWS, and several small companies. Personal opinions.

🔭Astrochemist🔬|The Realest In The Streets| @BlackInAstro Founder| @BlackInChem Co-Founder| NASA FINESST| Ice Queen ❄️🌨| Fairy Godmother of Astro 🧚🏽|

☄Ashley🔭Lindalí.. @That_Astro_Chic

Anjuan @anjuan

10K Followers 1 Following Technology Translator | Married to @aneika

ex-academic + body modder + metal & techno elitist + #FOSS contributor. semi-retired MLOps expert. friend to tonberries. #BlackLivesMatter 🏴

M-x GNU Booty @baphometadata

2K Followers 381 Following ex-academic + body modder + metal & techno elitist + #FOSS contributor. semi-retired MLOps expert. friend to tonberries. #BlackLivesMatter 🏴

Working towards the proportional representation of Black & Latinx technologists in the innovation economy. CEO @mimifoxm
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Code2040 @Code2040

57K Followers 2K Following Working towards the proportional representation of Black & Latinx technologists in the innovation economy. CEO @mimifoxm https://t.co/em3Rqgd3gw

Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama

69K Followers 3K Following Makes Movies. Writes with @ndsinnott. Will never pay for twitter.

Ops-type SRE at Grubhub. Vaccinated. bird rescue & pet pigeons. motorcyclist, hula haumāna, Extremely Online. ceren@ercen.com (she / they) 👑🐷⛏️

Ceren Ercen 🐀 @cerephic

1K Followers 2K Following Ops-type SRE at Grubhub. Vaccinated. bird rescue & pet pigeons. motorcyclist, hula haumāna, Extremely Online. [email protected] (she / they) 👑🐷⛏️

Jessie Frazelle @jessfraz

4 days ago

i know this is a political topic, but code reviews aren't going to save your ass from some apocalyptic subtle change, but high quality testing on every PR will.

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SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity

5 days ago

This thing fucked

Computer ♥ Records @ComputerLove_

6 days ago

The Motorola Razr was launched 20 years ago for $499

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John @jrht80

3 weeks ago

Going for a walk for the first time in what feels like forever....

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Arlette @arletterocks

2 months ago

Using only food, where are you from?

Kristen Ankiewicz @MadeOfMonsters

2 months ago

using only food, where are you from?

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When the new hire starts using lambdas, functools, memorizing obscure HTTP status codes, Perl-compatible regular expressions, sed/grep/awk, writing platform-independent code, and showing me cool one-liners

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ONAN @ONAN_OUS

3 months ago

@bkmacd Red card

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TED @EpicureanDeal

3 months ago

@bkmacd My mother warned me about people like you.

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Chris Anderson @chr1sa

3 months ago

It's now clear that we're all going to keep calling this place "Twitter" the way we kept calling him "Prince" after he became the artist-formerly-known-as glyph. Also the way people on the East Coast give directions: "take a left where the church used to be"

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SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity

3 months ago

Something I see on LARGE problem calls is people join too “deep” into an issue. Nobody checks basics. Nobody _demands_ it. One time I slept on a bench at work because nobody checked RAID controller logs on a server with dumbfounding consistency errors. I’m not doing that again.

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SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity

3 months ago

Post-credits scene: The explanation was indeed in the Windows event log.

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SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity

3 months ago

The most senior person on a call always the one saying “okay tell me I’m an idiot, but”

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Matt Johansen @mattjay

3 months ago

A goal of every security incident should be to never have to run that same exact incident again. How do you post mortem well enough to make that happen?

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Jessie Frazelle @jessfraz

4 months ago

Learned something new today, used it to solve a bug in a very clean and elegant way, super fucking happy about it

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Clara Jeffery @ClaraJeffery

4 months ago

Shuttling back and forth to my dad’s hospice I played this song pretty much nonstop. Not all years, be they in the rear view window—or in the ones to come—are good. Some are utter shit. You are not alone. open.spotify.com/track/0s9aeZri…

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John @jrht80

4 months ago

In our house, having breakfast is like putting on the oxygen masks in a plane. The adults have to sort themselves out first, or else everyone dies.

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Antieukalyptustische Aktion @bkmacd

4 months ago

Sick six year old so we're doing the needful:

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Matt Johansen @mattjay

5 months ago

DFIR is hard. A lot going on during an incident. I'm glad Okta kept looking and informed us about the new info instead of the impact being bigger and none of us ever knowing. Hug ops to their IR team. I'm sure the lawyer meetings are long right now.

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Antieukalyptustische Aktion @bkmacd

5 months ago

Smdh. You go to in-n-out *after* you pick your guest up at the airport. Make them pay for the double double animal style.

Viktoria Dendrinou @v_dendrinou

5 months ago

Janet Yellen ordering In-n-out before heading to the airport to greet Xi Jinping

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John @jrht80

6 months ago

So, my wife and daughter have both tested positive to covid. I'm doing a lot of adulting today and it just reiterates my belief that being an adult is very overrated sometimes.

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Antieukalyptustische Aktion @bkmacd

6 months ago

Dropping the kids off at camp, throwing the RAV4 into sport mode, fishtailing down Arlington Ave 2mph above the speed limit, blasting Mazzy Star, screaming "I'm still young! I'm still young!"