samuel @samtrayter
a normal guy, into normal things, in a normal way cleveland, oh Joined October 2010-
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hey man they put ur poster up at the park
did ween help teach me how to tie my shoes………….? what the fuck
did ween help teach me how to tie my shoes………….? what the fuck
yep he looks and talks exactly how a guy named “cosmo jarvis” would
The idea that these people are a part of the same medium as you and me is pretty silly. It's like if you tried to discuss cinema with someone who watches exclusively porn.
The idea that these people are a part of the same medium as you and me is pretty silly. It's like if you tried to discuss cinema with someone who watches exclusively porn.
oh this is the guy that got absolutely cooked by robbie robertson
oh this is the guy that got absolutely cooked by robbie robertson
*looking at a soft and flakey biscuit* im pouring honey on you GOAT
nearly died in an insanely embarrassing fashion via choking on a cheese cube
“he’s tough as a horse” does the stars trainer know that they kill horses all the time for very minor injuries
dallas/vegas do you have a plan for me tonight as im not going to work tomorrow
these have the sam snack stamp of approval
When Ethan Hawke lost the supporting actor Oscar for "Training Day," co-star Denzel Washington leaned over and whispered in his ear that losing was better. “You don’t want an award to improve your status. You want to improve the award’s status. That’s the way [Denzel]…
I am doing a Brother check-in. Showing support for one another... I need SIX men to post, not share this message to show you are always there if someone needs to talk. Pretty sure I know who will.
I am doing a Brother check-in. Showing support for one another... I need SIX men to post, not share this message to show you are always there if someone needs to talk. Pretty sure I know who will.
why did i describe something as a “hoot and a half” to the woman cutting my hair today? should i end it all?
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@samtrayter they actually didnt-the lyrics do not help at all with shoe tying
@samtrayter Japan has never looked so much like British Columbia
@samtrayter Also the dude who wrote Stewie shouting out barstool sports into Family Guy
No steals in the stat line but he stole the show!
How long do I have to leave my Instagram DMs unread until people give up
two more hot dogs
You can only add two things.
@samtrayter nah cook, if it’s a hoot and a half it’s a hoot and a half
average east coaster can’t comprehend this
*flirting* wanna see my fossilized mud bubble
A Septarian Nodule (fossilized mud bubble) that has eroded around the edges but hasn't split in half (yet). County Clare, Ireland.
she’s geeked up out of her goddamn cracker mind
“she looks lost” …no she’s just not having to overanalyse whats happening and where she’s going because she feels safe enough with her man that she can turn her brain off🥹 best feeling EVER
why does it feel like i’ve done a heist because i got a $200 prescription down to $25. ultimately my health insurance company will have to answer to god
watching all my friends’ ig stories from their gig like a proud parent and forgot i had my volume WAY up sooooo just scared the hoes at the dentist with some death metal 🤦
this is also the first time the dental assistant has seen me without winter wardrobe lollll
@curseoffeeling @samtrayter i knew it lmao
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