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I've never seen a better summary of the NYPD then posting a picture of them giving a ticket to a bike when there's 8 illegally parked cars behind them, with "NO PARKING' reflected in their windshields, with illegal license plates on them
I've never seen a better summary of the NYPD then posting a picture of them giving a ticket to a bike when there's 8 illegally parked cars behind them, with "NO PARKING' reflected in their windshields, with illegal license plates on them
Pastor opening his sermon after finding out his wife cheated on him:
Pastor opening his sermon after finding out his wife cheated on him:
Politico story about the relationship between the Biden Administration and the New York Times is burying the lede that Biden's press team are secretly colluding with NYT Pitchbot
Unbelievable that Supreme Court justices who see forgiving student loans, mandating vaccines, and regulating climate change as a slippery slope toward tyranny were not clear-eyed on questions of whether a president could execute citizens or stage a coup without being prosecuted.
I am a lifelong liberal Democrat, but if Joe Biden does not give a sit down interview to the New York Times, I will have no choice but to vote for Trump a third time
Feels like the court is leaning toward creating new immunity protections for a president. It's amazing. We're watching the Constitution be rewritten in front of our eyes in real time.
This is famously why the court gave murderers blanket immunity awhile back, it only encourages them to kill potential witnesses otherwise
This is famously why the court gave murderers blanket immunity awhile back, it only encourages them to kill potential witnesses otherwise
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From the Onion’s LinkedIn page: https://t.co/D8s870gC4L
One of the big drivers of rightwing extremism today are aspiring online influencers who try to gain followers by resorting to ever-more incendiary language & stances. This is the story of a woman whose desire for status & influence got her 18 months.🧵/7 justice.gov/usao-sdfl/pr/b…
no clue what's happening here but "Global Tetrahedron" has been The Onion's default fake name for generic corporations for a quarter century now theonion.com/u-s-populace-l…
no clue what's happening here but "Global Tetrahedron" has been The Onion's default fake name for generic corporations for a quarter century now theonion.com/u-s-populace-l… https://t.co/7uwtqymc6J
These are some of the most extreme, authoritarian arguments presented to the Supreme Court in the modern era. The lawyer for a former President literally defending a documented plot to overthrow an election as "legal" - and a hypothetical *military coup.* All out in the open.
DOJ lawyer has key rebuttal: Conservative justices asked 'won't good officials resist any unlawful orders?'... he notes Trump threatened to fire DOJ officials who did *exactly that,* trying to find people who would carry out allegedly illegal orders.
today, on World Malaria Day, let us remember when Bill Gates carried out the greatest act of health communication of all time
Mitch McConnell, in his speech after voting to acquit Trump in 2021: "We have a criminal justice system in this country. We have civil litigation. And former presidents are not immune from being held accountable by either one." Very popular take at the time!
ah……not again
The (male) conservative justices lined up to declare that the REAL threat to democracy wasn't Trump's attempt to steal the 2020 election, but the Justice Department's effort to hold him accountable. They were almost entirely worried about the prosecution, not the alleged crime.
The (male) conservative justices lined up to declare that the REAL threat to democracy wasn't Trump's attempt to steal the 2020 election, but the Justice Department's effort to hold him accountable. They were almost entirely worried about the prosecution, not the alleged crime.
this is one of the most obvious attempts to misclassify an employee as a contractor I've seen in a while
new trademark fair use hypo just dropped
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Kudos to Politico for not using “perceived” to modify “its often euphemistic-laden, soft focus coverage of Trump.”
Holy shit Cam Newton pulled up in the Gangsta SpongeBob fit
I've never seen a better summary of the NYPD then posting a picture of them giving a ticket to a bike when there's 8 illegally parked cars behind them, with "NO PARKING' reflected in their windshields, with illegal license plates on them
Riding an e-bike? Remember, obeying VTL laws isn't just for cars. Don't pedal your way into a ticket!
Absolutely wild story. A Baltimore County principal was seemingly caught on recorded audio making blatantly racist and anti-Semitic comments. After investigation... the audio was fake. AI-generated, in a plot by the school's former athletic director. thebaltimorebanner.com/education/k-12…
So he just watched slavery happen and didn’t do anything? FOH.
A 392 year old Greenland Shark in the Arctic Ocean, wandering the ocean since 1627.
Cat activated the video doorbell after being locked outside
Pastor opening his sermon after finding out his wife cheated on him:
Is it ever OK to gather fruit from someone else's tree? latimes.com/lifestyle/stor…
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
so according to Trump's lawyers, if Trump returns to power he could sell all of our most sensitive military secrets to the CCP and he would be completely immune from prosecution so long as he kept it quiet until he left office. This is something SCOTUS is taking seriously!
It is encouraging though to see how much Justice Alito is concerned with the potential for prosecutors to overcharge a criminal defendant. I am sure this will become a hallmark of his jurisprudence going forward.
If we put people on trial for murder that will give the murderers an incentive to kill the witnesses.
Justice Alito suggests that, if former presidents are subject to prosecution after leaving office, they'll be more likely to seek to unlawfully remain in office after they were defeated for re-election/their term has ended. JFC.
As with the three-hour argument in Trump v. Anderson, a disconcertingly precious little of the two-hour argument today was even devoted to the specific and only question presented for decision.
Chilling: Justice Alito seems to seriously suggests U.S. coups will be *more* likely if the prosecution of former Presidents is legal, because then some would be incentivized to stage coups to avoid later prosecution.
In the same week SCOTUS is hearing a case on whether the homeless can be arrested for nothing and whether a President can be arrested for anything. That’s pretty striking.
these are two of the smartest people in my field
Turns out the NYT really was shitting on Biden on purpose.
wow - NYT reporter says their nonstop coverage of Biden’s age is retribution for not giving their boss an interview: “It’s A.G. He’s the one who is pissed [that] Biden hasn’t done any interviews and quietly encourages all the tough reporting on his age.” politi.co/4b9avJs
I am in shock that a lawyer stood in the U.S Supreme Court and said that a president could assassinate his political opponent and it would be immune as "an official act." I am in despair that several Justices seemed to think this answer made perfect sense.
Some important updates: The new chairman of The Onion is @jeffiel. He will continue to run Global Tetrahedron, as he has since its founding in 1634. @leilaclaire Brillson, former exec of the communist app TikTok and current Flaming Hydra writer, is our Chief Marketing Officer.…
Is ByteDance’s thinking that by threatening to shut it down, that gives them leverage? Doesn’t seem like they understand the politics of this at all.
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