stephanie breijo @breijOR_THEY
staff writer at @latimesfood • @timeoutla and @richmondmag alum • say hello at [email protected] latimes.com/food Los Angeles, CA Joined April 2010-
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Why I Stopped Saying 'Sorry' and Started Saying 'That's That Me Espresso': ow.ly/rTWv50Rrc0J
I’m Ohio sober (haven’t put chili on my spaghetti in 4 days)
Update on the @LATACO membership drive. We're @ 3,300 members. Jobs are are safe for at least the next couple of months thanks to all the donations, merch sales and premium members. But we still need 5,000 members to be fully sustainable. So we're extending our membership drive.
Is Eagle Rock's new pâtisserie serving L.A.'s most sought-after croissants? latimes.com/food/story/202…
Bison burgers on the menu of one of L.A.'s best-known vegan restaurants? @breijOR_THEY on Sage's pivot from veganism to "regenerative farming" latimes.com/food/story/202…
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From @breijOR_THEY: Leading L.A. vegan restaurant goes un-vegan. What happened next ... shouldn't surprise you — 'The backlash on social media was swift.' 😬 latimes.com/food/story/202…
“It’s vulnerable to publicly say, ‘I believed one thing, and maybe I was wrong and now I believe something else,’” says this LA restaurateur.
“It’s vulnerable to publicly say, ‘I believed one thing, and maybe I was wrong and now I believe something else,’” says this LA restaurateur.
Leading L.A. vegan restaurant goes un-vegan. 'I knew the vitriol that would come my way' latimes.com/food/story/202…
In final rule, FTC bans non-compete clauses for *all* workers!
Mudslides have blocked Topanga Canyon’s entry from PCH for more than a month and businesses that depend on visitors are struggling. You can still access the area via its northern entrance. Here's what to do in Topanga Canyon. latimes.com/travel/list/to…
Happy #bookfest weekend, Los Angeles! Don’t forget to support @latguild journalists! actionnetwork.org/petitions/supp…
Can’t make it to the Festival of Books this weekend? We’ve got you covered. For the first time, we’ll be streaming live on latimes.com. Tune in all day Saturday and Sunday for cooking demos, cultural conversations and more. 📚
.@latguild members have gone 18 months without a contract, and our managers are nowhere close to a deal. If you're a writer, reader, author, please consider signing this petition. Show our bosses what a vibrant L.A. Times means to you. actionnetwork.org/petitions/supp…
Once again, walked out of the office with my @latguild family because our bosses don’t seem to take this endless contract fight seriously. If you don’t respect my time, you can’t have it. Simple as that.
@TrungTPhan Still don’t know why everyone complains about pay walls? These were a thing
UPDATE: @LATACO membership drive. Due to your generous donations, everyone that was on furlough is now back in the office working full time for the next 2 weeks on this campaign. But after that the future of @LATACO is uncertain, unless we meet our goal. LATACO.com/Products
The team behind Michelin-recognized Liu's Cafe opens an ode to modern Korean favorites latimes.com/food/story/202…
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Why I Stopped Saying 'Sorry' and Started Saying 'That's That Me Espresso': ow.ly/rTWv50Rrc0J
I would have thought it's falling over in an ice skating rink, and someone skating over your outstretched fingers cutting them all clean off.
Every woman’s biggest nightmare is late marriage.
doing that weird jojo siwa stomp dance when my boss tells me i can’t have my birthday off
Coffee! You already sell coffee!
Oh here it is: Starbucks developing a zero to low calorie energy beverage. $SBUX
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They should do one where things are just chill
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the animatronic at Spirit Halloween when you walk past the motion sensor:
i’m so fascinated by this hideous dance move jojo siwa keeps doing that i had to make a montage of it
I’m sorry it’s too uncultured for me. Why aren’t ppl fainting? Why aren’t ppl crying? 😭 I would’ve lost it
Imagine the legend pulling up on you like this…
Yeah but you could see Sonic Youth at CBGBs for like $5 so who was really winning
James Cameron: "In Star Wars the good guys are the rebels, they're using asymmetric warfare against a highly organized empire, I think we call those guys terrorists today." George Lucas: "When I did it they were Vietcong. That was the whole point."
Columbia University protestors get upset when I talk about STAR WARS
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