Bryan Jones, Ph.D. (not a “real doctor”) @bejoneses
Cyclist. biochemist. Tired of people’s anti-book, anti-history, anti-vax, anti-science, anti-LGBTQ+, racist bull$hit. Padres fan #LFGSD San Diego Joined March 2010-
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Shocking that Kristi Noem would rather be lazy and kill a puppy instead of figuring out where that puppy will do well. Just trying to clear the palate with some labs.
Shocking that Kristi Noem would rather be lazy and kill a puppy instead of figuring out where that puppy will do well. Just trying to clear the palate with some labs. https://t.co/RtMBmxxUhz
Probably late to the party, but hopefully everyone had a wonderful Bleach Day.
Probably late to the party, but hopefully everyone had a wonderful Bleach Day. https://t.co/z4gEpDvmXQ
If you tweet about the time when Donald Trump told the entire country to inject bleach the Russian Twitter bots will attack you. Try it yourself
She probably watches The Crown when nobody is looking.
She probably watches The Crown when nobody is looking.
Build them and they will come.
It’s no secret I struggled with mental health. The truth is, I didn’t believe anything was going to change, that maybe I lost my family or my career...but I got the help I needed. Now, I'm able to share my story & talk about the importance of mental health. Get help. It works.
Gonzaga…Nine consecutive Sweet 16 appearances. Go ahead, try to rationalize or marginalize that. You can’t. No other program can match it today, and precious few in history can, either. Amazing.
Lmaoooo down year for the zags eh ?
10 out of 10 on the mental gymnastics to rationalize all this.
10 out of 10 on the mental gymnastics to rationalize all this.
The @Padres are having a big sale next week! 👇
Here is an electoral map adjusted for population. America isn’t “so red,” Dean.
Here is an electoral map adjusted for population. America isn’t “so red,” Dean. https://t.co/eaFsuYI424
Once again - vaccines working really well.
Once again - vaccines working really well.
Is he really this ignorant when it comes to vaccines, or is he just lying through his teeth to appease particular people?
Is he really this ignorant when it comes to vaccines, or is he just lying through his teeth to appease particular people?
A post suggests 17 million people died from COVID-19 vaccines. That figure is based on flawed research, experts say. Medical experts agree that the vaccines saved lives. A recent study found global vaccination efforts prevented over 2 million deaths. bit.ly/47HAxRP
Every Republican voted against raising the minimum wage.
Nature’s Curling.
Nature’s Curling.
“The Zags aren’t boxing out.” No kidding? Anything else insightful to point out?
Teamwork makes the dream work.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ Hurting Elon Musk’s feelings is against the rules
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This is the greatest day of my life
@minakimes You're in the NYT Crossword 😎
Large format outdoor billboard going up soon in a nearby city. 🖤❤️
I don't know who needs to hear this, but refusing to make a cake for a same-sex wedding isn’t principled, it just makes you an asshole.
@bejoneses And a financial hamstring for years to come. Unfortunately I’m worried Manny may end up the same. Maybe even Darvish and Joe. I hate long, expensive contracts for players exiting their prime, not entering it.
@bejoneses My point being, it’s what, 8 or 9 more years? Long contract, aging player, not gonna end well. Even in 4 years I imagine it’ll be regretted. Hence the new Hosmer. (X being a ground ball machine helps the comp too)
I was wrong with my number yesterday. Got the final number and the wire is complete. Wanted to be accurate. Do I expect all of it to be used wisely. Of course not. But I'm still proud to be able to give back to our country. I've said it for years. After military…
I pay what I owe. Tomorrow I will wire transfer to the IRS $288,000,000.00 This country has done so much for me, I’m proud to pay my taxes every single year. Tag a former president that you know doesn’t
Kinda feels that way lately 😂 😂 😂
Don Orsillo on his way to call another insane #Padres game
I love that he does not give a fuck lmao
Jackson Merrill dancing in CF while Dodgers fans are crying 😭😭😭
This team legit showing more fight 16 games into the season compared to all of last year lol
@bejoneses Merrill had a ground ball with runners on 3rd and 1st with 1 out last game to score a run
We got a ball game folks
Brightest spot of the Padres night so far. Terrific AB from Jake Cronenworth in the 6th. 9th pitch of the AB is a 2-run homer to right field.
After yesterday’s eclipse, the earth is now 0 for 36,500,000 on apocalypse predictions. Despite this unblemished record of the world not ending, dumdums everywhere will be interpreting the next overly-windy day or sweater vest shortage as proof we’re in End Times.
No, the American people are our bosses. We work for them. All of them. Not just the ones who vote for us.
"I view the American people as our customers" -- Marjorie Taylor Greene
@Padres Hope Pauley gets every day playing time and earns his way back up. Excited to have Sullivan so Campy can DH on days he’s not catching more often
Crone with the at bat of the year so far
Feets on planes The haven’t slept before my 6am flight because I was too amped from seeing that game last night… edition
Feets on planes Headed home edition
On this day three years ago, Joe Musgrove became a San Diego legend
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