Mike Ward @badsciencemonk
If laughter is the best medicine my jokes are placebos. England Joined April 2011-
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@cillianblack @floboflo Well I’m not a lefty - I’m actually considered pretty centrist by people who aren’t far right. I was not comparing armed robbery to deleting a tweet. I was pointing at trope of saying “as far as I care” or “only joking” magically erasing the previous words.
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@gamecounsel Apparently so - when it suits their own rhetorical requirements.
Surely contempt of court?
Why on earth has the Daily Mail published the name of the man detained in relation to Ann Widdecombe's murder??! Nobody's been charged. FFS
@TSHamiltonAstro These peasants aren’t pleasant!
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Finally! Ever since Star Trek: The Next Generation, I've wanted to have a movie about a medieval peasant revolt, so I could suggest the tag line: "This summer—Resistance is Feudal!"
Rise or die. Andrew Garfield stars in THE UPRISING, only in theaters September 11. Watch the trailer now.
Didn’t realise this was the same guy x.com/kylegordon101/… https://t.co/LoHLnafBbR
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Brianna ‘Chickenfry’ LaPaglia makes outrageous claims about Bunnie Xo and Jelly Roll’s divorce trib.al/wJ2kL6B
@AndrewMGorham Slightly disappointing last scene but overall a great movie. Particularly liked the fact that he didn’t have some super secret international assassin past and he’d never had a street fight. Totally convincing when kicking ass though.
Thread worth reading in full.
Someone Is Stirring Hatred - a thread : I got in a conversation with someone yesterday who was expressing outrage because he heard that "people on benefits are exempt from the hosepipe ban". My first reaction was to laugh - of course that can't be true, a moment's thought 👇
@Mickskinz @floboflo You’ve obviously missed your own profile
@derekryan2026 @narindertweets This you?
@john_mcguirk debate with me why any Somalians are allowed Into Ireland?
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If THE ODYSSEY is as big a hit as the early numbers are suggesting, I do wonder if we’ll look back at the bizarre three week stretch where Elon and his cronies tried to argue that Uwe Boll is a more compelling filmmaker than Christopher Nolan as Peak Woke Right.
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Should the suspect named by the Daily Mail go on trial for the murder of Ann Widdecombe, won't his lawyers argue that the article inhibits his ability to get a fair trial? Bit like when Tommy Robinson measly collapsed a child grooming trial in Huddersfield.
@InternetH0F He shouldn’t look a gift horse in the….. Never mind
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EXCLUSIVE: Police investigating a donation to Robert Jenrick’s Tory leadership race are to examine claims that the campaign was repeatedly warned over the source of the funds, The i Paper can reveal. Detectives have been handed allegations that at least five separate warnings
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unless i’m really really confused achilles died at troy. which odysseus is heading home from. like, quite famously died. there’s a body part named after how he died.
So literally nobody has been able to answer who is really playing Achilles in The Odyssey even now????? Is Achilles even in this film?
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No. He's not in the film, and he's barely in the Odyssey. You're thinking of the Iliad.
So literally nobody has been able to answer who is really playing Achilles in The Odyssey even now????? Is Achilles even in this film?
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So, The Odyssey. Lol. It’s good, maybe Nolan’s best, and not even slightly “woke.” The right-wing hysteria is amazingly detached from reality. It’s a relentlessly masculine film, visually similar to Troy (2004) at times, but starker and bleaker, less flamboyant and less feminist. Circe, Calypso, Charybdis etc. are classic Nolan female chaos dragons. Penelope’s weaving is not dwelled upon. The costumes look good. The soundscape is relentless roaring and clanging that rings in your ears when you wander out of the theater feeling slightly overwhelmed by three hours of torchlit Mycenaean brutality. The brief presence of several black actors and one transsexual feels utterly natural in a mythological setting of seafaring travelers, and the fits of neurosis over it are extremely embarrassing for champions of the Master Race, whose ideological fanaticism and general hostility to aesthetic values has now exceeded the wildest excesses of left-wing media critique.
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