Ashley Blair @ashblairxoxo
MICROSOFTLY OUT NOW! link in bio💋 youtu.be/HQ9grucB3NY Brooklyn, NY Joined January 2012-
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In the end, there is no difference between singing like a minion and scatting
you guys know adult Junie B Jones has a mullet
Y’all think @Microsoft will see this? youtu.be/HQ9grucB3NY
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lil reminder that the chicago reader named me the third best standup comic in chicago this year (i forgot til just now)
that two year gap in my resume is cuz my tummy hurt
New York. The city that never sleeps. But that’s all about to change. That’s because I’ve released 200 kg of Melatonin into the city’s water supply. It’s finally time for this city to get the sleep it so desperately deserves. Rest easy, NY, Zachy’s here.
Had a stress dream where I bought a new bookshelf and I didn’t have room for it! Was so happy I woke up to all my books in piles on my floor this morning. What a relief!
are u seriously expecting me to believe that actors are not improvising on set right now . When every actor under 40 took ucb class or loves the office
I made the most repulsive gnocchi the other day. It was a massive failure
I don’t fuck with fraternities, sororities or family reunions. I hate anything where a whole group of people wears the same t-shirt.
@AshLeisten Wishing you a wonderful day and another very healthy year! Thank you for your comedy and please take care 🎂🙏