J*jo S*wa is 39 years old 💇🏼♀️👱🏻 @arieella_
I ain't shit. Don't say I didnt warn you. Beyoncé 'yes girl'ed me so YOU can't tell me shit tbh. All wild tweets are side effects of the vacky. 🤓 amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls… Baltimore, MD Joined October 2010-
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What challe ngers up to on this lovely Sunday?
Baby butterflies don’t have a mortgage
This why you gotta blend the lace
“AaaaaaaAaaaAAAAAAMENNN…beep” ….”Nothiiiin reaaalllyyyyy eeeenddds”
LMFAO Ashlei said
Maybe Halle did deserve custody of Isaiah
Maybe Halle did deserve custody of Isaiah
after five margaritas 😏
“You hungry?” Me: No but I have the ability to change that.
“You hungry?” Me: No but I have the ability to change that.
I always expected to see Blue in her mama custom fits one day. But Ms Tina will do for now 🤭
I always expected to see Blue in her mama custom fits one day. But Ms Tina will do for now 🤭
Me to my husband: Like I’m not hungry yet but by the time we get there, I will be 😭
Me to my husband: Like I’m not hungry yet but by the time we get there, I will be 😭
Bath and Body Works put ALL the chemicals they had into the Japanese cherry blossom scent, boy. Whew! Whenever I wash my hands in my upstairs bathroom, it lights up the whole room lol
yt people doin the swag surf at halftime
yt people doin the swag surf at halftime
who the one in the hospital bed though?
The whole “her mom rejected her” was news to her
The whole “her mom rejected her” was news to her
Renaissance> Cowboy Carter
I forgot how bad this was lmao
I forgot how bad this was lmao
You always think you caked up until an Entenmann’s factory comes into the picture GUIDE DAMN.
You always think you caked up until an Entenmann’s factory comes into the picture GUIDE DAMN.
“Nahhhhh don’t hold me back let me get at that nigga!!!”
“Nahhhhh don’t hold me back let me get at that nigga!!!”
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My daughter just burped loud as hell in Olive Garden and I’m like WOW have some decorum and she’s like “that word doesn’t effect me cause I don’t know what it means” Okay.
Please listen to this baby’s waffle house order @arieella_
@arieella_ I actually feel sorry for her. She doesn’t know how to be anything other that side ponytail and rainbows. Adulthood is hitting her hard
@arieella_ Honey bbq Fritos twists. I like the sound of the crunch.
@arieella_ Every time I see her I think of you!!
@LenValyrian Me as a mom of an only girl child who is spoiled by the whole family
On arrival in Japan: "I don't really want a toilet to spray me in the butt." Upon returning from Japan: "What, am I just supposed to wipe my own ass like some kind of caveman?" One week after returning from Japan:
Me to my kids: Aight it’s time for a nap.. All 3: But I’m not sleepy! Me: Well I am so y’all know what to do.. My 3yo: Don’t Die! Right, Mommy?! Me: Correct. See y’all in a little bit..
Someone left these CDs in the car they traded in. I’m in here having middle school & high school flashbacks
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@heyjoydoe @arieella_ the clock app has been holding me down. Same vendors as PLT, Boohoo & Amazon (where I was originally finding them) for a fraction of the price But I also browse the IG shops, they have higher quality stuff for a good price
i made her by myself.
having your kids look just like you is establishing dominance. rip to the women whose kids look like their dads. sounds horrific
I don’t care what anyone says, “I feel fine but my wife made me come in” has a positive predictive value for something being really fucking wrong that approaches 100%