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Client passed his poly! Not me about to prevent a miscarriage of justice at the eleventh hour!!!!!
Jacksonville--reap these blessings.
Another great name.
The United States Potato Service!!!!!!
The United States Potato Service!!!!!!
YOU SEE THE VISION
In the throes of one right now
There should be a restaurant called Tater Town where potatoes prepared in all of the ways are the entrees. And it should be open 24 hours a day...in case of potato emergencies.
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i’ve been researching recipes for custard powders and a majority of the ones i’ve found include yellow food coloring and i get annoyed with how much vanilla is associated with “white” or “cream” because vanilla is… black
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If this was a functioning democracy, we wouldn’t be waiting for 2 justices who took secret gifts from billionaires and 3 others appointed by a criminal to tell us whether it’s OK for the president to murder his rivals.
Naima Cochrane @naima
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MonsterKing @CerromeRussell
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X. D. @XavierDLeau
61K Followers 1K Following world famous podcaster @jadeandxd | award winning producer ('QUARTER CENTURY'+ 'RIVERMENT')| tedx speaker | tweets by assistant. email: [email protected]
Arif "Felonious Munk".. @Felonious_munk
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Adrienne | Creative C.. @brownandbella
24K Followers 2K Following Creative Consultant. Resident Know-It-All. Equal Parts OG and Pinterest Mom. If Snoop and Martha Stewart had a love child, she'd be me.
you @MissZindzi
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maximillion. 🇬🇩.. @mminthecity
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Miss Shawn! FKA @thep.. @MsCaShawn
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Bassey Ikpi @Basseyworld
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No Relation, Esq. @TheCosby
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Pluto Called Me @TwinOfTiger
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frank bullitt @the_blueprint
14K Followers 237 Following astronauts don’t even go to the moon anymore
Your Fave's Fave 🇵.. @_ItsMarisWorld_
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Heat Wentz @Parkour_Lewis
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Rachel @rachelpowers
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MEH. @VAgal4now
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911 Followers 2K Following Open minded, easy going, fun loving and a bit more cynical and fed up these days. No Dms!
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Kelvin @KelvinAkpo21068
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Shellie Reid @edgeofempty
598 Followers 623 Following Law school grad who didn’t take no for an answer. I test office supplies and tech for fun! Personal tweets are not an endorsement by my office.
𝔾𝕖𝕖-𝕄𝕖.. @poeticalcontext
6K Followers 6K Following Poetry is more about the soul than it is the verse. Life is more about blessings than it is a curse. Never question the poetry of life when death is worse!👊🏾
♍️Virgo♍️ @Rude95Virgo
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LifeInTheBonusRound -.. @ChuckKrumroy
691 Followers 1K Following Gay AF, socialist, Blue 4ever, my husband is a mensch, we're both HIV survivors. We don't sink but we sometimes bob beneath the waves.
Leigh Price @LeighMike87
1K Followers 507 Following Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.
CQ @CountessQ
0 Followers 385 Following
Sister ACAB📖 @BourbonAndJokes
513 Followers 898 Following Probably watching sports, playing with my dogs, drinking bourbon, reading, writing or covering politics. Sarcastic. Decent human, trying to be better. She/her.
Sally VW @actorgrrrl
410 Followers 3K Following Actress. Singer. Voice Over Chick. (And also, Lawyer.) she/her ". . . maybe she's crazy and maybe she ain't But so was Picasso and so were the saints."
tigress thee stallion.. @tylynn_rae_
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joyce c 🌈🐈☕�.. @dancingdog27
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Lisa 🩸 🌸 #KBF @hinton_08
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CW, BLM & always have.. @seawells68
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January is = 31 Monda.. @ChoptainC
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4K Followers 4K Following Just a guy that HATES bullies and usually needs caffeine. Fmr. union steward. Jack of all trades, master of none. Blocked by @JoelOsteen
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@GalleryChapel@mstdn... @gallerychapel
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Naima Cochrane @naima
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X. D. @XavierDLeau
61K Followers 1K Following world famous podcaster @jadeandxd | award winning producer ('QUARTER CENTURY'+ 'RIVERMENT')| tedx speaker | tweets by assistant. email: [email protected]
Arif "Felonious Munk".. @Felonious_munk
62K Followers 2K Following stand up booking: [email protected] all other booking: [email protected]
Adrienne | Creative C.. @brownandbella
24K Followers 2K Following Creative Consultant. Resident Know-It-All. Equal Parts OG and Pinterest Mom. If Snoop and Martha Stewart had a love child, she'd be me.
you @MissZindzi
19K Followers 1K Following Top notch clothes get the top of the dresser. header by @itsaleois
Skin Care Bully @SkinCareBully
52K Followers 452 Following Licensed Esthetician | Skin Care Expert | Owner of @IxoraBB I Biz. inquiries: [email protected]
🐦 👑 🥂Genghis.. @KMJeezy
6K Followers 1K Following King Kellz 👑 | Legacy Dyke 🏳️🌈| 🦅 Fly Eagles Fly 🦅| Halle Berry responded to me on Twitter | CEO of these Tweets
maximillion. 🇬🇩.. @mminthecity
8K Followers 665 Following https://t.co/JnqCdP882g. @DukeU alum. TL’s career coach. TV/film score geek. childfree (look ma, no tubes!). #MaxineReads for book recs! JAB ALONE 🇬🇩🖤⛓️.
Miss Shawn! FKA @thep.. @MsCaShawn
27K Followers 5K Following Early Childhood Educator. Infant/Toddler specialist. College student. Published author #OldLadyCollegeAdventures #TodayatPreschool Mother of #BlackGirlMagic.
Bassey Ikpi @Basseyworld
36K Followers 893 Following Mental Wellness Advocate. TV fan. Native Tongue. Footie expert. Burpee abolitionist. NYT bestseller. The funky homosapien
No Relation, Esq. @TheCosby
16K Followers 5K Following An attorney in IP. Sasha’s Friend. Booking: @thecosby
Pluto Called Me @TwinOfTiger
4K Followers 520 Following sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby and I’m a monster on the hill
frank bullitt @the_blueprint
14K Followers 237 Following astronauts don’t even go to the moon anymore
Your Fave's Fave 🇵.. @_ItsMarisWorld_
9K Followers 361 Following Read What I Wrote. Not What You Think I Said. MyTableForOne everywhere. MyTable4One on Tumblr. https://t.co/4Bw7GxnprF
Heat Wentz @Parkour_Lewis
6K Followers 957 Following 12Tail ♦️ ♈️ Actor. Writer. Morehouse Man. Not often that I lose. Master of the Satsui No Hadou. Part time Sith Lord. When the Zombie Apocalypse comes, get w/me
Queens Child Project .. @SoloChills
15K Followers 5K Following 5/9/13 my hairline went to the store for a pack of Newports and never returned. Please contact 1-800-436-GONE if you've seen it.
Mina Kimes @minakimes
897K Followers 2K Following NFL @ ESPN, crossword enthusiast, taller than you think. Wins are not a QB stat ✌️
Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli
104K Followers 813 Following @CBSSports & @Cover3Podcast. Made a career out of using 20 words when I only needed five. Practicing gratitude. Manifesting abundance. IG/Threads: @tom_fornelli
McNutt Monica @McNuttMonica
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Erin Jackson @EJthecomic
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SI: Museum of African.. @si_nmaahc
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802 Followers 3K Following 38 year old feminist and lover of all manner of geek stuff. Proud #UglyDog.
Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot
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Loudoun Co. Govt. @LoudounCoGovt
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Don Scott @DonScott757
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Ben Tribbett @notlarrysabato
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502 Followers 974 Following innovator|thinker|educator|lover of jazz, art, photography, plants, and architecture| @HowardU alum| exotic olive oil taster
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David Andress @ProfDaveAndress
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Dr. Miah @dst6n01
17K Followers 8K Following Sometimes I tell an engaging story. ❤️🐘 313, 202, 1913 All posts & opinions are mine. Go Blue! VP, Literacy, NWEA
princey: "i have swag.. @notPRINCEY
2K Followers 409 Following skimming off the top. 👑✨ || Morehouse 🎓+ Villanova 🎓|| 🦁☀️/🏹🌘/🦂📈 || #dirtybirds #LAKESHOW
Fish'N'Chips Freddie @SDY292
4K Followers 2K Following Father to loving children. Husband to a loving wife. The Little Big Brother to my family and 1/3 of The Poplifepodcast.
Daisy Duke @ItsLinzzz_
4K Followers 423 Following you won’t like me and I promise I already hate you.
Cooch & Chaos @CocoaDoe
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Katelyn Galbraith @KatieGalNY
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Josh Flagner @JoshFlagner
404 Followers 524 Following A beer and cigar somewhere in Cleveland is my therapy. #dadlife #girldad | It's okay to not be okay.
P. Gabrielle Foreman @profgabrielle
14K Followers 3K Following Lover of justice. Literary historian. Poet’s daughter. MacArthur Fellow. Working collectively at @CCP_org and @DigBlk.
The Reproductive Vill.. @RVCryo
31 Followers 7 Following The Reproductive Village Cryobank: a supportive community where Black sperm donors and Black parents work together to expand and educate their families.
Nadine Bauer @cinnadine
33K Followers 2K Following biologist with a passion for the ocean and photography | dive instructor | https://t.co/ejRkaN06vJ | https://t.co/PgwMbfLKomi’ve been researching recipes for custard powders and a majority of the ones i’ve found include yellow food coloring and i get annoyed with how much vanilla is associated with “white” or “cream” because vanilla is… black
On this Passover, I want to share what we talk about at my annual family Seders, because it's both where I learned what it truly means to be a Jew and what it truly means to be free from Pharaoh. (Thread)
@thesongsofsyren @metroadlib I will never forget the day I stepped out of my car and did a screaming leaping, feet-did-not-hit-the-ground dance to avoid stepping on a snake...which was actually a giant fake braid that apparently just fell out of someone's damn head right there in the Target parking lot 🤣
@nomorehashtags @metroadlib Yeah my dog comes home from daycare and immediately has to go for a walk so he can catch up on what happened in the neighbourhood that day. It’s a communication network. Peemail.
52 years old and counting. Also @UjuAnya please check out my last film. I talk to our lesbian elders in their 70’s from all over the word. Watch “Lesbians Free Everyone - The Beijing Retrospective.mp4” on #Vimeo vimeo.com/526153841 This week only. #LesbianVisibilityWeek
Too many queer youth say they don’t see elders to give them hope. Please, for #LesbianVisibilityWeek, I’m calling lesbians age 40 and over. Reply or quote with a pic/vid to show our youth they have generations past, present, and well into the future🧡🩷🤍❤️💜
now why did i do this to the contractor up the street trying to figure out of this old house is haunted. i said, "como se dice.... boogedy woowowwooo?" he and my neighbor looked at me and fell out.
Like 3 men have followed me today, with either god-fearing or something Jesusy in their bio, so let me disappoint yall right now.
@johnpavlovitz Conservatives who have an encyclopedic knowledge of age of consent laws.
I'd like you to meet my new roommate, Kingsley. Let me know if you know anyone that's hiring.
BREAKING: The FTC just banned non-compete agreements. The Federal Trade Commission has issued a final rule making it illegal for bosses to make workers sign noncompetes in any scenario, and voiding nearly all existing noncompetes. This is a game changer for American workers.
Winding down after a mfer of a week. Hanging on the porch with my dogs and listening to some Smothered by Tomatoes ahead of their show show next month. @metroadlib
@thejanaymichele I’ve personally stopped attempting to define my sexuality as I’ve gotten older. Makes it much easier not to freak out about feelings. I think we’re here to take in all forms of beauty and experiences if we want them and it doesn’t have to be defined.
@metroadlib @the_blueprint My favorite memory. Sing us a song, you're the piano man looking ass
@metroadlib Ah, CSA farm box delivery though gives you food that lasts two weeks in the fridge. Game changer.
@metroadlib The pourer and crystal aperitif glass just took it to the next level. They will learn why we cut that shish with gallons of juice, punch, or koolaid we could find.
I did Pilates one day and I see why it killed Jesus. Wtaf so fucking hard.
And she right too lmaooooo
I was arguing with my Asian coworker when my white coworker walked up and said, “What is this? Rush Hour 4?” I called HR.
@metroadlib Most foods labeled “organic” are a lie, anyway. The jig has been up for (at least) 6 years. wsj.com/articles/the-o…
I intentionally break minor laws in the hope that a judge will sentence me to be the coach of some team of ne'er-do-well kids who just need discipline and love from a loser white guy like me.
"NPR culture encouraged a fixation on finding the exact middle point of elite political & social thought, planting a flag there, and calling it objectivity." Please read this great analysis of the slow build to the current fallout at NPR @AMontgomery_998 slate.com/business/2024/…
My job just drug tested my coworker but they took the hair from her wig 😂
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