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it's ok to let families have their moment. if you're solid, a seat behind big mama is not going to ruin your relationship.
it's ok to let families have their moment. if you're solid, a seat behind big mama is not going to ruin your relationship.
@KamieCrawford Perfect example
exactly.
it's not sexy when it's corny.
Netanyahu grew up literally from 10 minutes away from my house where I am currently tweeting… In Philadelphia!!! That is where he is from. Nettie is quite literally an AMERICAN borne conservative and ppl don’t talk about that nearly enough!!!
Netanyahu grew up literally from 10 minutes away from my house where I am currently tweeting… In Philadelphia!!! That is where he is from. Nettie is quite literally an AMERICAN borne conservative and ppl don’t talk about that nearly enough!!!
for my girl's first leading film. like come on.
for my girl's first leading film. like come on.
https://t.co/EpHn2kaK8N
i know that's right lol
i know that's right lol
the pain of any piece of air or fabric against my chest, insatiable hunger, nausea, and hormonal rage
the pain of any piece of air or fabric against my chest, insatiable hunger, nausea, and hormonal rage
Imagine being so racist that you convince yourself that the ineptitude of the ATLANTA FUCKIN FALCONS was something that didn't exist before black people got in leadership positions there.
white women REFUSE to believe that DEI has anything to do with them. also, rural and white folks were already part of the DEI package, but y'all let your isms get in the way.
white women REFUSE to believe that DEI has anything to do with them. also, rural and white folks were already part of the DEI package, but y'all let your isms get in the way.
Is that you in your pfp fr???
Is that you in your pfp fr???
and then they try to go low on us and get surprised when we take it to hell or jail. leave us alone.
I love this 😂 This question was clearly hoping to induce some stereotypical, sappy story of struggle and triumph and sis basically said, “oh the flight over was easy, love”
I love this 😂 This question was clearly hoping to induce some stereotypical, sappy story of struggle and triumph and sis basically said, “oh the flight over was easy, love”
the mystics and fever tickets are sold out... you casual motherfkers gonna do this to ME?!!!
Omg one thing about Black Americans is we will drag TF out of America but let somebody else come for us and you will get cut down to the white meat. This British lady tried it on TikTok and folks have been on her NECK for an entire week. Got her deleting comments and videos 😭
no tyler perry production from mama. lol.
no tyler perry production from mama. lol.
is that freddy kreuger?!
Cam Newton doing NFL draft interviews has to be on purpose to make people realize how small most of these new QBs are compared to how they used to be. Man pulled up looking like he's gonna offer you a deal you can't refuse.
well well well...
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19K Followers 588 Following Founder and Executive Director of Democracy 2076; 🧘🏽♀️ 💃🏽🪴🏖️🦪 🏄🏽♀️🧙🏽Past: @movementvote @protctdemocracy @resistmanual 🎓: @nyulaw @conncollegeMy cousin in Christ @AmeriKraut is witty and keeps the girls in proper order!!
Quickly, @ the funniest woman on your TL. I’m trying to see something.
you met someone who is attentive, fine, loyal, rich, sexy and ready to marry you. your first intimate time was perfect, but upon release, they yelled, "i say i say lookahere!" turns out, they were bit by a looney toon and cursed to yell their phrases during sex. wdyd? #krautpoll
Kendrick replies J. Cole
@AmeriKraut 🚨 new nickname alert 🚨 *adds to the list* please never stop creating!🏆😂
we're meeting again next Tuesday. bring your boots
is there an "alligator tears" hive that i can check into? #COWBOYCARTER
So the Pastor asked for all the single ppl to come to the front for prayer…I’m in my seat minding my own business when he then says “Naé, your momma say come up here”
Serving vocals with a side of SANGIN’ 🎶
30 & UP!! JUST WANTED TO UPDATE YALL…THEY USING “CMP” For Call Me Please 😩🥴
“Dont let my coloreds take that smile off your pretty porcelain face, sweetie”
Beyoncé was insane for this. Cause how was she bent all the way backwards like that in heels, whilst delivering a crazy vocal performance That woman really is an alien 😭
“SMOKING CRACK”
Thinking about what Chaka Khan told Mary J. Blige to her face about her cover of “Sweet Thing.” She was so serious, too. 😭😭
“I bet it moved” i’m so here for this confidence x.com/sidequestpapi/…
Jane is still passing C's door test 30 years later 🥰 #ABronxTale
that time oprah had the blackest, most legendary, impromptu concert in her backyard
"I say, I say, I say...that's a good girl"
you and your rich spouse live on a 40-acre sunflower field. during sex, 90 damp sunflower seeds slipped through their folds. this will happen randomly forever. as their mate, if you don't eat their seeds, the field will awaken and violently seek you out. wdyd?🌻#krautpoll
You be the cash. I'll be the rubber band. You be the match, I will be a fuse…
Don’t ever forget the time black folks in Mobile, Alabama caught a leprechaun. I’m hollering.