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You should wash your cup and your cast iron with soap!!!!!!! EVERYONE IS INSANE
Well, I got to see the Pelicans in the playoffs (live! In concert!) keep the game tight until the 4th quarter and also Manny Fresh perform in the aisles so ignoring the score, great time.
City flag should be changed to say “There’s Always Next Year”
Starting a chant in the arena “they can’t eject us all. They can’t eject us all”
I do not understand this "change things just to change things" method of governing, but at least insurance isn't already nearly impossible to get in this state. hm? what's that? its insanely difficult to get insured in Louisiana? oh.
I do not understand this "change things just to change things" method of governing, but at least insurance isn't already nearly impossible to get in this state. hm? what's that? its insanely difficult to get insured in Louisiana? oh.
Insane to for anyone to want to do this. Even if you ignore long term climate change and the signs of it, immediate severe weather is still important to know about?? The guy owns a lot of property in Florida for Christ's sake
Insane to for anyone to want to do this. Even if you ignore long term climate change and the signs of it, immediate severe weather is still important to know about?? The guy owns a lot of property in Florida for Christ's sake
Preparing to watch another Pelicans playoff game tonight
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221 Followers 413 Following Shreveport lawyer by way of NOLA. LSU/Saints/Astros guy. I am also into all the good music and food.these violent campus sweeps are not truly being done to protect jews, and it is extremely dangerous for the government to use the idea of jewish safety to justify state violence.
Eventually these pigs are gonna open fire with live rounds on a crowd. I’m 33 and already lived through like 10 waves of them brutalizing protesters en masse on top of the constant actual murders they commit.
This seems like the wrong response to what’s happening there.
Lmfao this is so insanely stupid. The Chief of NOPD is there because some students won’t move off of grass on a campus they attend. Lady, go take some more credit for crime statistics falling national wide and acting like it’s something you did. Go be worthless somewhere else.
NOPD Chief Anne Kirkpatrick just arrived with top brass. Conferring with State Police.
@animatedGeoff Man, Urban South’s set up is so nice and I appreciate it being family friendly! This chick sounds miserable lol
speedy proliferation of gambling is a concrete case of American life getting worse and I feel like there should be wide cross-ideological agreement about this
Dave & Buster's will begin allowing customers to bet on arcade games “Customers can soon make a friendly $5 wager on a Hot Shots basketball game, a bet on a Skee-Ball competition or on another arcade game.” on.nbc10.com/n1G4KHf
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The moment I realized my three year old was already smarter than me was when he colored in this picture and I said “but aren’t stoplights usually red, yellow and green?” and he goes “the car is stopped, it’s a red light.”
hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names
pelicans winning % by year in zion’s career: 2019-20: 41.7% 2020-21: 43.1% 2021-22: 43.9% 2022-23: 51.2% 2023-24: 59.8% i promise it’s not as bleak as some make it seem. but to continue that upward trend, you have to get uncomfortable making moves this off-season.
All I'm saying is that if they don't want people to camp there then they shouldn't call it a campus.
@animatedGeoff Halftime show was great too. And the Early Birds killed it. Great game all around.
@animatedGeoff Angrily adding lye to my soap just to fuck up my cast iron
@animatedGeoff @pottersquash wtf knockoff US flag is this? lazy ass illustrator
Goodness. So they decided to make the most busy, cumbersome logo of all time? No said "Lets clean this up a tad"? No one???
So she saw people being “disorderly” but posts this which proves otherwise? 🙄
i agree. but also i will own this: naji marshall proved me wrong down the stretch. a hell of a season from #8. not sure what happens next but ive greatly enjoyed his time here.
I need some of these fan favorites gone. Thank you for your service, but vibes dont mean shit in May.