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Sunday telly is just people talking with their mouths full. That’s it.
Come at us with that “FriYAY” nonsense and you’re barred. Good morning.
And our big sign fell down last week. Concerning. #deepstate
And our big sign fell down last week. Concerning. #deepstate
Sleep well. Unless you’ve discovered an Instagram account dedicated to the noise cars make starting up from cold.
Good morning. If you're into all that woke claptrap.
ANOTHER SMOKING BAN? WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE DRY CLEANERS??!!
DRY CLEANING STILL INVOLVES LIQUID BUT IS SO NAMED BECAUSE THE TERM 'WET' IS SPECIFIC TO WATER
DRY CLEANING STILL INVOLVES LIQUID BUT IS SO NAMED BECAUSE THE TERM 'WET' IS SPECIFIC TO WATER
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Our sign blew down in that storm so we put some scaffolding up and it turns out signs are really expensive to replace so we’re Scaffolding Dry Cleaners now which is catchy and fine ok?
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I see we're putting truffle on absolutely everything now.
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Today on my voyage of discovery: Hot cross buns. Hype > Bun
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and the Bishop said, I support Arsenal, and I'm not hungry!
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1/ Two years ago today, on 4/25/22, Twitter’s Board accepted Elon Musk’s offer to acquire the company at $54.20/share. As an ex-director for civic integrity at Twitter, I’ve watched what Musk has done since then. And today is my last post on this platform. I’m leaving. 🧵>>>
1/ Two years ago today, on 4/25/22, Twitter’s Board accepted Elon Musk’s offer to acquire the company at $54.20/share. As an ex-director for civic integrity at Twitter, I’ve watched what Musk has done since then. And today is my last post on this platform. I’m leaving. 🧵>>>
@spock627corfu @eddie1perez @spock627corfu Hi, please find the unroll here: threadreaderapp.com/thread/1783457… Enjoy :) 🤖
P.S. The single best, most perceptive commentary I’ve ever read that perfectly *nails* all of the psychological angst and resentment at the heart of Musk’s purchase — and in the hearts of his fanboys — is below. @AmandaMarcotte, in Salon: salon.com/2022/11/04/elo…
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Pushing through a policy that would’ve paid for 10,000’s nurses, purely so they can be outraged when the next government pull it seems a pretty perfect Tory St George’s Day announcement really. The absolute shame of it all.
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