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[being electrocuted & stomach punched] I told u i don't. fucking goon. I just. jack off for. a few minutes to a jpeg CIA torturer: you like to goon huh?? Just jack it as long as u can without nutting? Cia guy 2 (reaching for Milwaukee drill) I think he said he loves gooning
to 6’2 girlfriend grunting while giving me a boost so i can finally dunk: stop making those vulgar noises. it’s not lady-like. ok, you can put me down now. gently! i don’t want to hurt my knees. that’s how derrick rose got injured
today at a red light i air racked my 9mm then pointed it at my head while looking over at a cop and he just laughed and then sped off before the light changed
[on other side of school fence smoking cigs & talking to kids at recess about video games on a friday] alright i'll catch u dudes monday,tommy get on fortnite later bro
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went to look at the parent contact log for one of my students. dying at the phrase “disrespecting a frog” 😂😂😂😂
Should be very telling for police and politicians when Alex Jones of all people is on the right side of an issue and you are not.
Should be very telling for police and politicians when Alex Jones of all people is on the right side of an issue and you are not.
Damn, if only the Texas State Police showed this bravery at Uvalde like they do with unarmed college students!
Damn, if only the Texas State Police showed this bravery at Uvalde like they do with unarmed college students!
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited. nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…
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THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT
Hurrr durr she so fine i wamp too fuck her Lol. No. Thats the universe tricking u bc it needs our consciousness for its survival. u should go jack off and play a video game
There are NO UNIVERSITIES LEFT in Palestine but Dem politicians are hand-wringing about mostly-peaceful protests at elite universities. Every day a reminder that Palestinians are not human to the democratic party
i can’t express truly how much i hate this dumb bastard
The Columbia student activists are NOT targeting Jewish students FFS. THEY ARE ALSO JEWISH STUDENTS. The White House lies and lies and lies, here putting non-violent students futures, health and lives at risk. The biggest megaphone in the USA just called them violent antisemites.
The Columbia student activists are NOT targeting Jewish students FFS. THEY ARE ALSO JEWISH STUDENTS. The White House lies and lies and lies, here putting non-violent students futures, health and lives at risk. The biggest megaphone in the USA just called them violent antisemites.
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conrad @CodyAteMyBalls
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Danny Wooley @DannyWooley
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big n’ate 🐛 @Nateorious10
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Van @VanTheBrand
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Faze Delezal 🕹️�.. @AnnaDelveyPP
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Shake N. Bakeman🎗�.. @ShakeNBakey
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dropchris1000 @dropchrismurphy
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JP the Sweetie @JP_Pumpkininny
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Dean @mistereman70
725 Followers 871 Following @NateNDeanStream for gaming streams. https://t.co/wPN68UR14X
Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 @pugmane
3K Followers 2K Following Dumbass that doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Weirdos get the block without warning. 🗺 Texas. Go Birds 🦅. Opinions are mine and mine alone.
richie @birthdayrich
641 Followers 403 Following
Jordan F. @thebonstergirl
817 Followers 729 Following Jordan. Nonbinary. Application Engineer @Van_Labs. Bugmane LLC Board Member. Post modernism enthusiast. Get at me.
mitch on the web @howintensive
2K Followers 2K Following i don't own any funko pops and i never will. that's the mitch promise 🐛 second place winner of the top of the town best twitter account in lansing, mi '20-'23
A hee hee hee 🐛 @NeverFunny
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49 Followers 45 Following @JaeBRavo backup account in case I get suspended.
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spooky and wistful (P.. @SirSethamusII
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bad parenting leads t.. @CurtisRemarcus
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the Ska King they cal.. @bigsean82
713 Followers 2K Following keeping time on a broken watch. https://t.co/oxqgM7yuN6
I’ll be damned if my son ever asks to go hunting. Get back in that room and don’t come out until you’re fucking gay
Oh it sucks when you really like The IT Crowd and Black Books these days
What show is this for you?
@SenJoniErnst #GenocideJoni is paid to push Israeli propaganda.
i've found it... the perfect sign... #tna02
I got a bonsai kit for $2 a few weeks ago and these little fellas sprouted.
to 6’2 girlfriend grunting while giving me a boost so i can finally dunk: stop making those vulgar noises. it’s not lady-like. ok, you can put me down now. gently! i don’t want to hurt my knees. that’s how derrick rose got injured
Should be very telling for police and politicians when Alex Jones of all people is on the right side of an issue and you are not.
The police actions in Austin will only make more people hit the streets. I have watched a lot of raw footage and had reporters at the protest. The evidence is overwhelming that police attacked innocent bystanders.
Damn, if only the Texas State Police showed this bravery at Uvalde like they do with unarmed college students!
Pro Hamas idiots at UT Austin discover what happens why you try to pull a Columbia in Texas
54% of adults read at or below a sixth grade level. That person you’re arguing with online probably didn’t understand what you were saying in the first place.
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited. nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…
@ajzthisisdumbjr Wonder how much of the Lakers they own.
Remember, if you feel sickened or angered by any of this you're a violent anti-semite
Some of the 400 bodies discovered in mass graves at Nasser Hospital in Gaza. According to reporting, these bodies include children with their hands tied behind their backs — murdered while in captivity, a direct breach of the Geneva Convention.
Someone photoshop the gun backwards
My first playoff game. Told that at least one Antetokounmpo will be available.
There are NO UNIVERSITIES LEFT in Palestine but Dem politicians are hand-wringing about mostly-peaceful protests at elite universities. Every day a reminder that Palestinians are not human to the democratic party
i can’t express truly how much i hate this dumb bastard
Episode 3 of Fallout you see Rod Berry walking around the post-apocalyptic ruins of Glendale, Bug Mane perched on the skeletal remains of a JC Penny surveying what is left of his kingdom. Harry Bosch, happy for the quiet. He accidentally drops his only jazz record to the ground.
The Columbia student activists are NOT targeting Jewish students FFS. THEY ARE ALSO JEWISH STUDENTS. The White House lies and lies and lies, here putting non-violent students futures, health and lives at risk. The biggest megaphone in the USA just called them violent antisemites.
BREAKING: White House statement on anti-Israel protests at Columbia University: “While every American has the right to peaceful protect, calls for violence and physical intimidation targeting Jewish students and the Jewish community are blatantly Antisemitic, unconscionable, and…
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