Céline Talbot @afinalattempt
She / Her Theic mailbox opossum warrior I block stupidity for my own peace of mind. Joined December 2011-
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I need someone to make me a so so deep fake of President Biden going full "I have immunity and political ennemies, YOLO" good enough tofool for two seconds. I guess SCOTUS wouldn't need a minute to decide
This is a crime. Stop criming against food.
This is a crime. Stop criming against food.
@RoCa74394915 If I’m still capable of having rowdy drunk parties at 80, tf do I care what old eeyore thinks of me? 😂
Do you suffer from Correctile Dysfunction? Perhaps Couldjafukennot might be the solution you are looking for
Scared of what? Being alone? I am so content alone. No one to take care of, cook for, pick up after. These guys are praying we fall for their nonsense. I’m a straight cisgender white woman and I do not want a man in my life.
I choose the bear!! HEY MEN, you have now become so dangerous to us we would rather take our chances with a wild bear!! Wow yall really need to start listening. This is sad to me!! Again anyone who say not all men is exactly the men we are talking about! It doesn’t make sense how…
Not true. I wouldn't sell Bibles
@_celia_bedelia_ um excuse me but i noticed you made a tweet that doesn't explicitly mention my exact circumstances and as the center of the universe i find that extremely rude
Green Pakora?
If you are going to freak out about makeup, wait until I tell you about wigs, gel pads, shapewear, and a little tequila in a soft lighted room
When did my thoughts become: "oh she looks like that actress that's not Galadriel, but she's the daughter of the dude in that band who played the OST for that movie with an offshore derrick, the one with the mouth that is not Jagger"
OK riddle me this. You are in Texas, the first time in that bar, the DJ calls for line dancing, and you can just jump in and know the steps? Like all line dancing accross the US use the same steps in the same order?
@Kissmyazz24 I'm just glad I have the knowledge that cannibals are on record saying tattoos taste funny and that's just incentive to treat my body like a 2001 Honda Civic and get as many tattoos as my heart desires.
Je tiens à rappeler à tous les athlètes des JO engagés dans les épreuves en eaux vives dans la Seine que le délai moyen pour un rendez-vous en urgence chez un dermatologue est d’environ 14 mois
I love my voice. At least the voice I hear when I talk. And then for the first time I listen to a voice message I left and like my mirror, recorders are liars.
AskAubry 🦝 @ask_aubry
357K Followers 18K Following Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/aMjLdCHVd4 Follow≠endorse Entire TM=TW
LC Ghool (She/They) @LCCoole
3K Followers 4K Following Sarcastic, devourer of books, watcher of films, binger of streamed tv shows, eater of cakes, geekiest of geeks, master of quotations and blamer of the boogie!!
Estelle 😜 @Estelle__R42
4 Followers 499 Following Ravishing tеmptrеss tеmpting with unfailing dеsire
PPOJ @PPOJ
275 Followers 1K Following Avid re-tweeter, incapable of an original thought. You were warned. If my retweeting of animal pics/videos annoys you please feel free to unfollow.
👀 Kazuha IS home �.. @skyeward_sword
22 Followers 321 Following Skye, 26, they/them/elle. Just a dumbass doing dumb things, aka une idiota haciendo idioteces 😬 icon by @humbuns!
DaughteroftheKing @KingRomans828
344 Followers 476 Following Christian widowed musician; ICD10 Integrity Auditor/CDI; here to encourage widows and single women in Christ. *RHITCCDSCCS
Witch2023 @witch2023
10 Followers 138 Following I always thought I was a Disney princess. Turns out I'm the evil witch.
Cethan Leahy @CethanLeahy
4K Followers 3K Following Author of Children's fiction, YA and my own misfortunes. he/him
mary jo stevens @MaryjoMjs
156 Followers 913 Following KY Woman makin' connections, cursing stupid, tryin' to find hope or at least a decent cup of coffee. She Her
Keleigh Fowler @KeleighFowler
917 Followers 2K Following Inside every cynical person is a disappointed idealist - George Carlin, liberal, anti GOP, 🏳️🌈 ally, stand with🇺🇦, 🌊🌊🌊,
🧛🏻♂️Auth.. @glee_writes
22K Followers 9K Following 💕 #neurodivergent 💕 She/Her 💕 Award winning author, poet & cover model who writes her own content * no AI 💕 I take pics of the moon🔭
Louise Jensen Duffy @LouiseWeebe
10K Followers 11K Following Writing earnestly. It's important to be Ernest. I follow writers & readers! (No DMs) 🇦🇺🇬🇧 @RAPubCollective Winner 2023 Cheshire Novel Prize (OMG!)
Yusuke Graves, Spirit.. @MFGravez
112 Followers 271 Following
Viviane Elbee @VivianeElbee
6K Followers 5K Following Children's Author. I WANT MY BOOK BACK & TEACH YOUR GIRAFFE TO SKI. SCBWI & 12x12. She/Her. French-Burmese-American.
Ann Koplow @inqdragon2
35K Followers 25K Following Group therapist. Mother. Wife. Friend. Blogger. Songwriter. Unusual heart. #BLM 🏳️🌈Climate & gun control. DMs no, Dems yes! annkoplow on Threads and BlueSky
Dr. Jennifer Roberts @FoucaultFanatic
1K Followers 1K Following Researcher, writer, speaker, analyst of the politics of gender and power. https://t.co/RnsAfR6da8
Soft Hearted @scienceandart_1
7K Followers 2K Following kindness didn't need money it's free Of Cost 🤗 Be Kind whatever you are 🧡🥰
Mark Of The Wolf♏�.. @MarkOfTheWolf2
647 Followers 818 Following Nobody really. Nearly 50 and still working my life away.
The Sunset to Sunrise.. @SunsetT0Sunrise
657 Followers 2K Following S2S is a new take on the zombie apocalypse, following one boy through a disastrous new world. But zombies aren't the only threat ahead. Author @Ellowynbeimler
SeenHerbivore? @EllenWStP
1K Followers 2K Following The humanist-vegan-dog-person-politico next door, if you live in that sort of neighborhood. If you follow me and we have no common interests, I will block you.
Gabrielle Robertson @GabrielleR75801
102 Followers 3K Following
Liz Wood @LizWood483465
103 Followers 3K Following
🖤𝕸𝖊𝖒𝖊�.. @ShadowedDalek
302 Followers 1K Following 🔞DW, 🖤Unus Annus🤍, Sherlock, SPN, TWD, Breaking Bad, Robot Chicken, Metalacolypse, etcetc. Sherlock's a girl's name(she/her).Icon by: @sinnysonno_
JeannetteDeBeauvoir @JeannetteDeB
438 Followers 2K Following Author of mysteries and historical fiction; poet; cat caretaker; voracious reader. Living the dream at Land's End.
Stephanie @stephanyymccabe
1K Followers 5K Following meower.Tarot Reader.Astrologist. Intuitive.Kind.Healer.Warrior.Eccentric Witch. https://t.co/B1fKz8nwk4 https://t.co/85nKB3OsAO
Thea Landen, Smutty A.. @TheaLanden
23K Followers 15K Following (Award-winning!) Smutty romance author with a day job, gamer with no free time, likes her own kids and no one else's, enjoys working out but still enjoys food
Beaky_YT @BeakyPasta
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Michelle Seidemann @Shellbycakes
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Scott Stevenson @scott_stev42471
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Amy @amy_tillman17
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Today in History @HistoryNutOTD
16K Followers 8K Following Want to know what happened on this day in history? Follow us for daily updates and take a trip back in time, every day!
laetitia rouiller @la_rouille
282 Followers 2K Following Kummerspeckiste ascendant Schadenfreudiste / Punk ratée / Névrosée de classe / Normcore clinomane
sheela tallman @sptallman
133 Followers 2K Following
CKDT 🐳 @thirdactisbest
25 Followers 300 Following lifelong educator, debate coach, wife, mom, faith and family
mrssexy @mrssexybook
8K Followers 2K Following Hotwife and erotic author Juliet Adelaide aka mrs Sexy. I write books about my journey from monogamy to polyamory and becoming a hotwife!
Fuzxy @fuzzytove
72 Followers 339 Following
Donna Gottlieb @chukarlady
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Fershuremanyeah @melliek1028
238 Followers 1K Following Originally from Texas. Live in the Mitten, adding unnecessary “s”’s to the end of establishments like the locals. I like to change my profile name sometimes.
Nicole the Scary Prai.. @GatorSkinGaming
113 Followers 388 Following
Titiana @queen_titiana
124 Followers 278 Following What angel wakes me from my flowery bed? Fairy of the Green, aspiring writer, history aficionado, hedgerow witch. she/her
Ray Aune @auner01
992 Followers 1K Following Human. Cisgender, Hetero, married. MN Green Party. Former professional paranoiac. Pronouns are he/him/his.
Maripetterson @Maripetterson1
8 Followers 106 Following determination plus hardworking equal to success
Jewellery Clinic @jewelleryclinic
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Blairwitch Project @BJoelley
1K Followers 2K Following
AskAubry 🦝 @ask_aubry
357K Followers 18K Following Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/aMjLdCHVd4 Follow≠endorse Entire TM=TW
Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich
1.1M Followers 124 Following don't blame me, I voted for the email lady
The Volatile Mermaid @OhNoSheTwitnt
372K Followers 1K Following ~*Jewish-American Disney Princess*~ @HarlanCoben once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.
Charlotte Clymer 🇺.. @cmclymer
392K Followers 7K Following Writer. Lesbian. Texan. Veteran. Hoya. She. Jesus fan. |Rep: @lynnjohnstonlit | @GUPolitics | [email protected] | subscribe: https://t.co/zZjhwNRmqL #BLM
Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online
586K Followers 20 Following Independent account, not affiliated with the very fine reddit sub. DMs open. Follow @DonutInterns for polls
feminist next door @emrazz
211K Followers 2K Following They call you a feminist killjoy because misogyny is fun for them.
Women Posting W's @womenpostingws
774K Followers 10 Following celebrating wins, sweet, funny, and girly things :) @jasminericegirl
Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter
360K Followers 17K Following OB/GYN, appropriately confident, lasso of truth, Canadian Spice, I speak for no one but me. The Vagina Bible. Menopause Manifesto. New book: Blood 🩸
LC Ghool (She/They) @LCCoole
3K Followers 4K Following Sarcastic, devourer of books, watcher of films, binger of streamed tv shows, eater of cakes, geekiest of geeks, master of quotations and blamer of the boogie!!
Gurdeep Pandher of th.. @GurdeepPandher
207K Followers 922 Following Feel free to be sad, but don't stay sad forever! Sikh-Canadian talks joy, hope, positivity & dance "Bhangra—folk dance of Punjab" for mental health & optimism.
celia @_celia_bedelia_
44K Followers 2K Following dog mom. “that misogynistic bitch.” ONE OF THE TEN WORST PEOPLE ON THIS HELLSITE™️ 🇱🇧 🇺🇸
SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs
637K Followers 20 Following the dogs are your exes/someone’s exes - submit to DMs! ~sometimes funny sometimes heinous~ @michaelaokla
Cora Harrington @lingerie_addict
129K Followers 3K Following Formerly The Lingerie Addict. Seen in NYT, WSJ, WWD, etc. Author In Intimate Detail. MA student Fashion & Textile Studies. Not straight. I block annoying people
Kingfisher & Wombat @UrsulaV
67K Followers 731 Following I write & garden. Strong feelings about bugs, plants & heirloom vegetables. Wrote some books, won some awards. T. Kingfisher is my secret identity. She/Her
MSF France @MSF_france
102K Followers 2K Following Compte de Médecins Sans Frontières, #association médicale humanitaire internationale, créée en 1971 à #Paris, prix #Nobel de la Paix en 1999.
Pikaso @pikaso_me
711K Followers 18 Following 1️⃣ Follow me 2️⃣ Reply to any tweet 3️⃣ Write "@pikaso_me screenshot this"
Dr. Jennifer Roberts @FoucaultFanatic
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Emmanuel Grégoire @egregoire
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Mike the Therapist �.. @sacwriter
13K Followers 4K Following A Polymath, specializing in trauma and sex therapy using IFS and EMDR. LGBTQIA+ ally. ENFJ and 2w3. He/Him/Person. https://t.co/EJZIw531jR
Thea Landen, Smutty A.. @TheaLanden
23K Followers 15K Following (Award-winning!) Smutty romance author with a day job, gamer with no free time, likes her own kids and no one else's, enjoys working out but still enjoys food
Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque
35K Followers 8K Following A historian who specializes in the nexus of apocalyptic religion and political violence. Angry swearbear. France-US. Views own. He/him.
Today in History @HistoryNutOTD
16K Followers 8K Following Want to know what happened on this day in history? Follow us for daily updates and take a trip back in time, every day!
Palia @playPalia
129K Followers 39 Following Build a life with friends in our cozy sim set in a high fantasy world! ✨Play now on PC, Epic, Steam, and Nintendo Switch✨ 🦋ESRB: E10+
Tess Sharpe @sharpegirl
16K Followers 592 Following NYT Bestselling Author. Whirlwind of murder, dog hair & gingham. Rep: Jim McCarthy
France Diplomatie🇫.. @francediplo
1.3M Followers 2K Following Ministère de l'Europe🇪🇺 et des Affaires étrangères @gouvernementfr @francediplo_EN @francediplo_AR @francediplo_ES @francediplo_DE @francediplo_RU
Sarah Nicolas aka Sar.. @Sarah_Nicolas
23K Followers 2K Following Agent @TheTobiasAgency as Sarah N. Fisk. YA Author as Sarah Nicolas. @qqqpodcast host, event planner, programs lead @disabilityinpub 💛🤍💜🖤
Maass Agency @MaassLitAgency
2K Followers 6 Following The Donald Maass Literary Agency in New York City is a literary agency for professional novelists.
Jonathan Van Ness @jvn
722K Followers 713 Following Retired from Twitter 4/22/2023. See you over on Instagram, YouTube & TikTok. 👋🏻🏃🏻
Marie Kondo @MarieKondo
155K Followers 91 Following Tidying expert, bestselling author, star of Netflix's hit show, "Tidying Up With Marie Kondo," and founder of @konmari_co. https://t.co/RkP7q5JIDu
Varsha Sunil Shenoy @vshenoy1993
41 Followers 534 Following Construction Project Planner👷🏼♀️| Dabbler in art and music | Sports person | Bibliophile | Mental health advocate | Currently studying Construction Law
Ian Fortey and Bigfoo.. @IanFortey
16K Followers 2K Following Horror & comedy writer. Amazon & NYT best selling author. Rep'd by @VictressLit. I ghostwrite & write commission work. Just ask! https://t.co/mRTLzhZY0M
Nancy Yost Literary A.. @nyliterary
6K Followers 664 Following NYLiterary is a midsized literary agency that is based out of New York City. The agency represents a wide variety of writers of commercial fiction.
Not The Only Anna Ban.. @ByAnnaBanks
10K Followers 2K Following NYT Bestselling Author. INTJ. Bipolar. Not very fancy. she/her 💙💚💛🧡❤️💜 contact: [email protected]
Unladylike @Death2Misogyny
1K Followers 812 Following Masculinity is a delicate flower. Too many egos rely on it not wilting, but seasons change.🥀
Autumn is drafting �.. @autumnwritesya
2K Followers 483 Following Hey 👋🏾I’m Autumn and I write YA (and MG). If ya didn’t know. | Querying Black DOAWK. |
Arngrim @Arngrim
25K Followers 3K Following Known as many things - Nellie Oleson, Mrs. Schoonover, that awful woman from https://t.co/4OjdnBgMKu & New York Times Best Selling Author! So there! https://t.co/YPrRTFvSb5 !
Connie Schultz @ConnieSchultz
260K Followers 15K Following Columnist. Novelist. J-prof. NYT bestseller The Daughters of Erietown. Out 2/6/24: Lola and the Troll. On Substack, Hopefully Yours. I love @SenSherrodBrown.
Jael Ealey Richardson @JaelRichardson
12K Followers 2K Following Bestselling author of Gutter Child + The Stone Thrower + Because You Are + The Hockey Jersey | ED @TheFOLD_ + @FOLDkids | book lover | she/her | Micah 6:8 |
Patricia Cornwell @1pcornwell
1.2M Followers 22K Following #1 worldwide bestseller, https://t.co/hItkVjHRV3…. Pre-Order Identity Unknown: https://t.co/KcoU76BaeZ
Sarah Borders @emoonae
267 Followers 503 Following IT project manager, librarian, book reviewer emerita, and some other stuff...nothing particularly interesting or shocking...like trapeze artist... (she/her)
Curiosity @MAstronomers
838K Followers 47 Following We are curious about the Universe, Are you? Subscribe for only $3⤴️. https://t.co/ZbvKjjExse
Glass Onion: A Knives.. @KnivesOut
69K Followers 24 Following Rian Johnson’s #GlassOnion: A Knives Out Mystery — now on Netflix worldwide!!! 🧅
She-Rage, Princess of.. @ClaireMax
224K Followers 454 Following Louder than God’s revolver & twice as shiny. Built like a steakhouse, handles like a bistro. she/her 💖💜💙 banner: @yinyengart
𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐭�.. @phaithmontoya
113K Followers 1K Following Highly Favored ♥︎ Scorpio. Tiktoker IG: https://t.co/Z9kPbn5DAK
Shepherd @NeolithicSheep
37K Followers 394 Following 'Swear to god, you are like if the Foxfire books were set in hell.' - @UrsulaV Sort of famous in the eyes of the law. Trans. He/him I canceled Thoreau.
Jesse Scott @jesseRscott
74K Followers 34K Following PR dude @thefirmpr | Writer @lonelyplanet @MiamiNewTimes @cntraveler @thrillist @usatoday @natgeo @bbc @travelleisure | 🥰 @lisakmartus’+ 🐶 Sammy | ❤️: ✈️🎸🍴
Beau of The Fifth Col.. @BeauTFC
134K Followers 703 Following Guy on YouTube. May or may not be notable. He/Him
Naomi Novik @naominovik
30K Followers 484 Following author, coder, fangirl, geek. 🌕🌖🌗🌑 Lesson 3 of The Scholomance: THE GOLDEN ENCLAVES arrives September 27, Pre-order at link below
Headwater Literary Ma.. @HeadwaterLit
3K Followers 65 Following A boutique Literary Agency built to meet modern writers where they actually are. Founded by @LZats and @erikhane. We’re the hosts of @printrunpodcast.
Raychelle Burks @DrRubidium
39K Followers 4K Following #Chemistry Blackademic in the Ivory Tower. #BLACKandSTEM. She/they. Sarcastic & silly. Tweets = personal ≠ professional. In @CurlyHairMafia.
Olaf Pijl @olafapijl
732 Followers 921 Following Performance Marketing Consultant | Consulted for Google, PWC, and Apple | Open for new job opportunities | Opinions are my own
Uju Anya @UjuAnya
217K Followers 6K Following Professor. Field: applied linguistics. Antiracist, feminist, 🏳️🌈⚢🏳️🌈 Research: Language learning+teaching, Blackness in multilingualism. Views are mine.
Starts With Us @StartsWithUs
14K Followers 747 Following Join the movement to overcome toxic polarization & extremist thinking to solve our toughest problems. Sign up here ➡️ https://t.co/rXu7eUx788
good reddit @GoodReddit
1.3M Followers 130 Following owned by a bag of marbles // sometimes bad or questionable reddit // dm for submissions
Dita Von Teese @DitaVonTeese
1.6M Followers 937 Following Dita Las Vegas is now playing in the historic Jubilee Theater at Horseshoe on the Strip!
Deborah Lukovich PhD @DebLukovich
5K Followers 3K Following Depth #Psychology #Coach, #Author, #Blogger, #Podcaster & Over Sharer.
Today Years Old @todayyearsoldig
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Cethan Leahy @CethanLeahy
4K Followers 3K Following Author of Children's fiction, YA and my own misfortunes. he/him
Sheldrick Wildlife Tr.. @SheldrickTrust
250K Followers 1K Following Pioneers in the rescue, rehabilitation & release of orphaned baby elephants, we actively work to conserve all wildlife and wilderness areas in Kenya.
@52superstan @PsBallnBubbles You are disgusting.
@BokoblinMask She was clearly looking for feedback on how to be less attractive, since despite her best efforts, he was still talking to her.
@karyn628 @maggie162 @ask_aubry If he is willing to take the boy in and force his daughter to give up her comfort, he should be willing to give up his.
@Grenbuilds this is like the opposite answer of what i asked for
@VicVijayakumar That just leads to more kids and less time. Focus on the sourdough.
@VicVijayakumar @kirillzubovsky Sounds like a good way to get someone to do it for you
PLEASE STOP TELLING ME TO SPEND LESS TIME ON THE SOURDOUGH STARTER HE IS MY SON I MUST FEED HIM
@roninspirit12 How much you wanna bet that what he perceived as “rudeness” was simply her not being receptive to his attempts to flirt with her?
@Momsplaining101 So the activity like gestating a fetus? Thanks for advocating for women's right to abort!
Let's be real. She didn't say she can't be with a man who lives with his parents. She said she'd rather walk away from a 7 year relationship than live with Loretta. She's spent 7 years watching how Loretta is and no thank you.
My cousin, who lives with her parents, dumped her bf of 7 years because he’s buying a house for them and wants to move his mom in. She said she can’t be with a man who lives with his parents. He’s 6’2, college educated, in great shape, no kids, with a 6 figure income.
@michelle_byoung I'd put it in my work signature. I'd prepay for my grave stone to tell the tale
He wanted to ensure she'd never leave him with the baby again.
How much you wanna bet she *specifically* said not to do this exact thing
@RoCa74394915 If I’m still capable of having rowdy drunk parties at 80, tf do I care what old eeyore thinks of me? 😂
Less than a month to go now. Someone is planning to disrupt an important international trade meeting. Less of a whodunnit? and more of a who’s-going-to-do-it-and-how-can-we-stop-them? It’s up to Hardcastle and Flo to try... An Assassination on the Agenda - 21 May 2024
They should have killed him on every episode of Mad Men. No continuity, he just dies horrifically and is back at his desk in the next episode.
@sarah_meinzer @AreMond2 Texas? Well spank my arse and call Susie.
@AlpineAddiction @afinalattempt @ask_aubry I sometimes care who’s in the stall next to mine… If mine is out of TP, I hope the person in the next stall is gracious enough to pass me some of theirs under the wall.
@afinalattempt @ask_aubry I don’t care who is peeing beside me. I only care if the stall is stocked with toilet paper. It’s really not hard to mind your own business in the restroom.
@afinalattempt @ask_aubry The people who want children's genitals checked to prove their gender 😳🤯. If I had kids, they'd be staying the f away from my kids' genitals.
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