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A dear friend is a DVM & keeps me updated with her stories (I worked for a few vets & almost went to vet school). Her case today reminded how much I don’t miss pumping horse stomachs 😂
Spent the day helping family pack. I usually go grocery shopping on Mondays & planned to go this evening. We were all too tired to go & now idk what I’m sending with 5 for lunch because I’m all out of her usual stuff.
Hubs got a twitter account. I won’t be sharing his account for 2 reasons: 1. The man just wants the news highlights, not more of my nonsense 😂 2. I don’t even know what his account name is 💀
My brain just glitched. Hubs saw the whole thing. His reaction:
The odds we’re related are pretty good 😂
Gets upset over a vehicle someone uses for work & calls it ridiculous. Has purple hair. The irony.
Gets upset over a vehicle someone uses for work & calls it ridiculous. Has purple hair. The irony.
Ladies, this is your reminder to tell your husband what you want for Mother’s Day rather than getting upset that he didn’t pick up on any hints you were dropping. Send him the link. Send him the coupons to go with it.
Shew buddy! instagram.com/reel/C56Pi4BO-…
Ummmm! BLT! Bacon, Lettuce, & T-Rex!
Met one of the guys Hubs works with today. Me: Well, if you’d told me he was Pentecostal everything you’ve said about his attitude would’ve made a whole lot more sense. Hubs: How did you know he’s Pentecostal?! I didn’t tell you. Me:
If your dog is aggressive towards unintended humans, shoot it before this happens.
If your dog is aggressive towards unintended humans, shoot it before this happens.
I’ve found 2 houses that (from the description & pictures) I absolutely love! One more than the other but they are both an hour+ from church. Each has water on it (pond/creek) & is almost 10 acres. 😭😭
When a woman in politics says “let’s be clear”. You can bet she’s anything but.
When a woman in politics says “let’s be clear”. You can bet she’s anything but.
Hubs says “Let me ask my wife” because he knows that rescheduling things because he didn’t ask is sometimes very difficult. But if he doesn’t ask me, that’s fine too. Idk why people are so bent out of shape over this.
Public shaming & getting punched in the face for being dumb need to make a comeback.
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I work 2 days a week. Today was that day so I didn’t make him dinner He made his own dinner. Men need wives I tell ya!
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Okay I’m finally comfy and ready to go to sleep! The baby in my belly:
1) Nobody is idolizing Nala 2) Her public conversion is a “demonic distraction”? You better check your heart on that one.
@WhiteHatCoog @Skylar_Byrne Read your Bible and you'll know what idolizing means. I'm not paying too much attention to this demonic distraction, but anything that turns you away from Jesus is idolization. Just pray for her honest repentance, then move on.
I would like to offer my husband’s services as a consultant for movies. Specifically as it pertains to any type of security/police stuff b/c all I hear during a movie is “that’s not how that should happen..” “NO ONE WHOS TRAINED TO SHOOT HOLDS A GUN LIKE THAT..” and the like
My husband could do the same for IT/Intel stuffs. The way he has paused movies to give me a 30 minute lecture on how the movie messed up. 🤪
I would like to offer my husband’s services as a consultant for movies. Specifically as it pertains to any type of security/police stuff b/c all I hear during a movie is “that’s not how that should happen..” “NO ONE WHOS TRAINED TO SHOOT HOLDS A GUN LIKE THAT..” and the like
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Has anyone used one of those clocks for toddlers that lights up when they’re allowed to get out of bed/when it’s wake up time? If so, what’s the consensus?
I am married to such a legend! We are at the feed and seed, and 3 old men have come up to us to thank Tony for giving them some good watermelon seeds 😂💙.
If you blame one political party for the economy or blame everything bad on Jews I will block you.
My brother told me growing up that astrology was witchcraft for girls who aren't brave and have commitment issues and that girls who are into those things are always slutty. He was so right 😂
My parents’ dog died today and I don’t know how to explain it to my toddler.
@Momsplaining101 I need more information but I am afraid to ask