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as much as i hate being under pressure i do kinda be thriving
genuinely just started having palpitations like I can’t comprehend 7k tabs. That’s like the Mariana Trench
genuinely just started having palpitations like I can’t comprehend 7k tabs. That’s like the Mariana Trench
head too heavy
microdosing being a business man by putting stuff in the inner pocket of my jacket
getting rly emotional about the fact that since the dawn of time there's been a subset of humans who are born wanting to save other people's lives even to their own detriment
feeling 55% more human and 45% less like a bog troll after cleaning the apartment. the overlap is just an occupational hazard
too much to do and not enough energy to start. but i suppose i should do it anyway
I hope this email punches you square in the face
halfway through this project and i want to kms. but these projects are also the only interesting part of my job
Me: "I'd like to copy and paste from this pdf please" Adobe Acrobat: "no worries, I took the liberty of stacking each word on top of each other in a vertical column, adding mysterious symbols, and removing every instance of the letter 't'"
i am trying to be very strict with myself about only going on twitter between consistent blocks of work but i'm just a slacker. a loafer. a real sluggard and wastrel
yesterday I talked about my feelings for 5-10 minutes and actually had a good night's sleep and normal dream for once. me: 1 The Sandman Morpheus: 0
it’s Monday again
starcloud ⭐ 🍉 @starcloudsys
310 Followers 395 Following #FIFTEENTHDOCTOR: ''i'm the doctor.'' ☆ blk audhd system. mw @_xnovilunium
baran, lorian :: 🤍.. @_xnovilunium
265 Followers 460 Following #RUBYSUNDAY: “Who are you?” .. matching w @starcloudsys .. osdd-1b system .. 🌑
sauce @jimbobrays_
4K Followers 2K Following 2010-2011 high school athlete of the year (my peak). he/him
Nicole @nicolej_14
219 Followers 296 Following
living.d3ad.girl🧟�.. @markywuisgreat
0 Followers 391 Following
dotfuls @dotfulstuff
9 Followers 15 Following side content page for @dotfuls. lmk if you want a qrt removed!
Marina @itsrayninmen
80 Followers 644 Following Marina | Protector of all sad blonde FF and KH boys. | She/Her | 28 | Queer | 18+; this account likes/rts NSFW content!
Jana🧸 | The Year O.. @JanaKaiserova
948 Followers 1K Following | she/her, 27 | Profile picture by @misarumis 🌹 | We were here | | Memento Mori | L3+R3 To accept the truth | 🩵🧸🐉🧡| | The commander of @teredio_corner |
caitlin chunker! @caitsler
70 Followers 755 Following I like my dog and Mass Effect and Fire Emblem | she/they | 30s
Aeris 💖✨ | GOLDE.. @LIFESTREAMED
378 Followers 583 Following If you find my will to live please lmk she's been lost since 2015. | 24 | ENFJ | ♊ | 🐇 | Final Fantasy VII Enthusiast 💗 | ATEEZ & Purple Kiss GOM
fingering sweet yam @coconutredbulls
34 Followers 220 Following Was ever woman in this humor woo’d? Was ever woman in this humor won?
rems✨ @ylissean
85 Followers 58 Following 32, they/she 🏳️🌈 bowblade @ AO3 | #pwME no spoons left only knives. writer of fic and maker of things. | ow2, ff14. average ashe enjoyer. mostly #ouihaw | 🔞
☘️² @reynaw0n_
2K Followers 434 Following hi i’m won || ouihaw moicy brainrot || valorant acc: @reynaw0n (commissions open!! dm for info)
우투리 @_Tracemaker_
135 Followers 62 Following They•Them 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ∥ bet my life on WidowTracer 🕸⚡️💜🧡 ∥ @_Widowtracer_ Archive account ∥ #위도트레 70년 국밥집 세상풍파에 무너지고나서야 벽돌 하나씩 다시 쌓는 사람∥뜸해도 걱정마세요 돈벌러갔어요...
𝕃𝘈 • talon er.. @adieucherie
134 Followers 74 Following #widowmaker: depending on the time of day, the french go either way. - widowmaker and tracer thinker since 2016 👩❤️💋👩
moonze @ohmymoonze
25 Followers 49 Following only existing to serve cunt in a depressed way. destiny 2 / ow2 / apex / cp2077 / helldivers / kpop 🌙 she/her
llillmonixx @CherryBrandyyy
22 Followers 30 Following Cosplayer. Экзистенциальный кризис и плюшевый осьминог Остап
과감녀🫐 @OW_is_godgame
2K Followers 80 Following 옵치십덕 (과부에감긴여자라는뜻) I love my little blueberry🫐 Widowmaker 42. 11. 19.
sailor lilith @dotfuls
100 Followers 215 Following she/he/they. my pretty shit is @dotfulstuff, my feral shit is @dotfulafterdark; under 18 please dnf; read carrd; FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA 🇵🇸
pol @eyebots_
237 Followers 57 Following overwatch, bg3, ana amari’s #1 fan // art + 18+ // support main // ask to use art, comms closed // alt: @xforcing
poltergeist @xforcing
1K Followers 171 Following video games, comics, assorted robots. 18+. art acc: @eyebots_
Luna. 🪷 @InkedLuna
2K Followers 2K Following ⊱ 28. They/Them. • kokushibo's wife. • overwatch. mxtx. demon slayer. • $InkedLunaa • nsfw cosplay @ https://t.co/aXWONLLBF7 ☾
big meesh @mishy101_
707 Followers 281 Following if u woulda just chilled we coulda just been eating lasagna no issues 😞💯
Ikzuri Kassandra ✨ @ikzuri
320 Followers 139 Following Some friends call me Kass. 🛹 she | 31 | NSFW art, minors DNI. PATREON: https://t.co/qc23dZvI5u OVERWATCH ART: @playpharah.
Spookiest of All @MissxSpookiness
230 Followers 574 Following I’m into superstitions, black cats, and voodoo dolls. Loud opinions about history, the universe, and everything.
Kat💫☀️ @Katleya_Summers
228 Followers 269 Following 💫☀️Porque mi voluntad es tan fuerte como la tuya, y mi reino igual de grande. No tienes poder sobre mí.☀️💫 Any pronouns · INFP · Coneja caótica de @Hatosito
¿Nerdy McFarland? @Riddlester
128 Followers 129 Following C.P. I art and write in my head. I talk about and draw Doctor Psycho, eight days a week. Superstar barista. Gizmo says hi. #иo̸ιʀ
Hatosito 💻☕ VTub.. @Hatosito
2K Followers 795 Following |LG(B)T| (He/Him) Twitch partner. VTuber. Sol de @Katleya_Summers Tag de arte: #hARTosito pfp y banner: @Katleya_Summers Contact: [email protected]
Keram (Music) @KeramSongs
817 Followers 613 Following Official for Keram music. Music for machines to dream about. https://t.co/odDgdnuG5R
Keram Malicki-Sanchez @kmalickisanchez
3K Followers 2K Following Founder @vrtoronto @fivarstories #Protopian Curator AF. #Musician #VR #XR #gamedev Trouble https://t.co/DaRWIOwxfO
year of the bug @cryptipurple
275 Followers 841 Following i'm in my 30s. my knees creak. my name is ally but i also go by dot/lion. i have no interest in being normal. they/them 💙💖💛♌️
V. @Iigrev
43 Followers 64 Following 💻 🖌️🖋️ 🇩🇪 . I work in information security and sometimes post hot takes. Views here are my own and don’t reflect my employer. | he/him | 💍 @aegochoris
baran, lorian :: 🤍.. @_xnovilunium
265 Followers 460 Following #RUBYSUNDAY: “Who are you?” .. matching w @starcloudsys .. osdd-1b system .. 🌑
starcloud ⭐ 🍉 @starcloudsys
310 Followers 395 Following #FIFTEENTHDOCTOR: ''i'm the doctor.'' ☆ blk audhd system. mw @_xnovilunium
dotfuls @dotfulstuff
9 Followers 15 Following side content page for @dotfuls. lmk if you want a qrt removed!
sauce @jimbobrays_
4K Followers 2K Following 2010-2011 high school athlete of the year (my peak). he/him
Nicole @nicolej_14
219 Followers 296 Following
Marina @itsrayninmen
80 Followers 644 Following Marina | Protector of all sad blonde FF and KH boys. | She/Her | 28 | Queer | 18+; this account likes/rts NSFW content!
Jana🧸 | The Year O.. @JanaKaiserova
948 Followers 1K Following | she/her, 27 | Profile picture by @misarumis 🌹 | We were here | | Memento Mori | L3+R3 To accept the truth | 🩵🧸🐉🧡| | The commander of @teredio_corner |
caitlin chunker! @caitsler
70 Followers 755 Following I like my dog and Mass Effect and Fire Emblem | she/they | 30s
Aeris 💖✨ | GOLDE.. @LIFESTREAMED
378 Followers 583 Following If you find my will to live please lmk she's been lost since 2015. | 24 | ENFJ | ♊ | 🐇 | Final Fantasy VII Enthusiast 💗 | ATEEZ & Purple Kiss GOM
fingering sweet yam @coconutredbulls
34 Followers 220 Following Was ever woman in this humor woo’d? Was ever woman in this humor won?
rems✨ @ylissean
85 Followers 58 Following 32, they/she 🏳️🌈 bowblade @ AO3 | #pwME no spoons left only knives. writer of fic and maker of things. | ow2, ff14. average ashe enjoyer. mostly #ouihaw | 🔞
☘️² @reynaw0n_
2K Followers 434 Following hi i’m won || ouihaw moicy brainrot || valorant acc: @reynaw0n (commissions open!! dm for info)
Spookiest of All @MissxSpookiness
230 Followers 574 Following I’m into superstitions, black cats, and voodoo dolls. Loud opinions about history, the universe, and everything.
우투리 @_Tracemaker_
135 Followers 62 Following They•Them 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ∥ bet my life on WidowTracer 🕸⚡️💜🧡 ∥ @_Widowtracer_ Archive account ∥ #위도트레 70년 국밥집 세상풍파에 무너지고나서야 벽돌 하나씩 다시 쌓는 사람∥뜸해도 걱정마세요 돈벌러갔어요...
moonze @ohmymoonze
25 Followers 49 Following only existing to serve cunt in a depressed way. destiny 2 / ow2 / apex / cp2077 / helldivers / kpop 🌙 she/her
𝕃𝘈 • talon er.. @adieucherie
134 Followers 74 Following #widowmaker: depending on the time of day, the french go either way. - widowmaker and tracer thinker since 2016 👩❤️💋👩
llillmonixx @CherryBrandyyy
22 Followers 30 Following Cosplayer. Экзистенциальный кризис и плюшевый осьминог Остап
과감녀🫐 @OW_is_godgame
2K Followers 80 Following 옵치십덕 (과부에감긴여자라는뜻) I love my little blueberry🫐 Widowmaker 42. 11. 19.
sailor lilith @dotfuls
100 Followers 215 Following she/he/they. my pretty shit is @dotfulstuff, my feral shit is @dotfulafterdark; under 18 please dnf; read carrd; FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA 🇵🇸
pol @eyebots_
237 Followers 57 Following overwatch, bg3, ana amari’s #1 fan // art + 18+ // support main // ask to use art, comms closed // alt: @xforcing
poltergeist @xforcing
1K Followers 171 Following video games, comics, assorted robots. 18+. art acc: @eyebots_
big meesh @mishy101_
707 Followers 281 Following if u woulda just chilled we coulda just been eating lasagna no issues 😞💯
Luna. 🪷 @InkedLuna
2K Followers 2K Following ⊱ 28. They/Them. • kokushibo's wife. • overwatch. mxtx. demon slayer. • $InkedLunaa • nsfw cosplay @ https://t.co/aXWONLLBF7 ☾
Ikzuri Kassandra ✨ @ikzuri
320 Followers 139 Following Some friends call me Kass. 🛹 she | 31 | NSFW art, minors DNI. PATREON: https://t.co/qc23dZvI5u OVERWATCH ART: @playpharah.
Kat💫☀️ @Katleya_Summers
228 Followers 269 Following 💫☀️Porque mi voluntad es tan fuerte como la tuya, y mi reino igual de grande. No tienes poder sobre mí.☀️💫 Any pronouns · INFP · Coneja caótica de @Hatosito
¿Nerdy McFarland? @Riddlester
128 Followers 129 Following C.P. I art and write in my head. I talk about and draw Doctor Psycho, eight days a week. Superstar barista. Gizmo says hi. #иo̸ιʀ
Hatosito 💻☕ VTub.. @Hatosito
2K Followers 795 Following |LG(B)T| (He/Him) Twitch partner. VTuber. Sol de @Katleya_Summers Tag de arte: #hARTosito pfp y banner: @Katleya_Summers Contact: [email protected]
Keram (Music) @KeramSongs
817 Followers 613 Following Official for Keram music. Music for machines to dream about. https://t.co/odDgdnuG5R
Keram Malicki-Sanchez @kmalickisanchez
3K Followers 2K Following Founder @vrtoronto @fivarstories #Protopian Curator AF. #Musician #VR #XR #gamedev Trouble https://t.co/DaRWIOwxfO
year of the bug @cryptipurple
275 Followers 841 Following i'm in my 30s. my knees creak. my name is ally but i also go by dot/lion. i have no interest in being normal. they/them 💙💖💛♌️
V. @Iigrev
43 Followers 64 Following 💻 🖌️🖋️ 🇩🇪 . I work in information security and sometimes post hot takes. Views here are my own and don’t reflect my employer. | he/him | 💍 @aegochoris
In Constantine (2005) director wanted the Devil to dress like a metal head/ biker gang but Peter Stormare asked to wear full white suit with tar dripping off his limbs. It definitely is the right choice.
When I sprayed my foot with tinactin my 6yo asked what it was for and I told him athletes foot then he said “but daddy you’re not an athlete” and I am so sad that he’ll never understand how sick the burn was that he delivered.
Sometimes I will do a very simple self-care thing like putting lotion on my hands before bed and be like "that was so easy, I will do this every day" and then forget that I even have hands for the next 6 years.
Whenever I talk about 35+ men dating actual teenagers I get a lot of men telling me I’m just jealous that I’m old…and like yes, you got me, I’m very upset and mad that a man my own age wouldn’t want to date me and instead opts for teenagers. 🤷🏻♀️
DNI if you don’t have spotify premium i hate poor people
is “you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me” a taylor swift lyric or is it from smth else… I thought it was just like “welcome to my twisted mind”
people dont even ask to hit your vape anymore they just look at you like this
I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It's like seeing my favourite band live.
Didn't even think about all the rogue dildos that tornado whipped around
“go piss girl” was an interesting meme in that i never found it particularly funny but it is still my instinctual reaction a good 70% of the time someone tells me they’re going to the bathroom
"you shouldn't let your cat jump on the counter" my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to
I’m not much of a live laugh love person so long term nuclear waste warning messages it is
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