Matt @_matt

yeah i live in san francisco… SOMA A16z Natoma Street Folsom Street Rincon Airbnb New Montgomery Caltrain Interstate 80 on-ramp Salesforce Tower Cafe Centro Oracle Park

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Matt @_matt

a month ago

@caramelcolored I have to remove my eyes now

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Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin

a month ago

🚨BREAKING🚨 Keir Starmer once reclined his seat on a short-haul flight. In other news Nigel Farage has received a £5m gift, a house, helicopter flights, a Maldives trip and been accused of throwing an election for £1m. Here's Sam Coates with more on the reclined seat scandal.

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dax @thdxr

a month ago

i pay attention to: 99%: using our product in dumb/simple ways and will never change behavior 0.01%: aliens who are showing us the distant future ignore the reminder: "pro" users who think they invented some clever workflow every week but get less done than the 99% group

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Matt @_matt

a month ago

@labhaoise99 Ace! I want the Schumacher Ferrari one

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Matt @_matt

a month ago

@caitlin_mmm Happy birthday to my favourite hot take poster!

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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN

2 months ago

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

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Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou

2 months ago

British establishment carried out temporal pincer move to save AUKUS by going back in time to make sure that a 1940s era Australian-UK submarine was named HMS Trump Powerful

Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47

2 months ago

KING CHARLES III: "There was one particular AUKUS predecessor, launched from a UK shipyard in 1944 that served for the majority of her life attached to the 4th Submarine Squadron in Australia playing a critical role during the war in the Pacific. Her name? HMS Trump — so tonight,

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ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku

2 months ago

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

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constans @constans

2 months ago

“These garbage bins will be UGLY. They will be covered with all kinds of gross garbage materials. Also, it will remove much needed parking spots. We have to end this push to put these anti-NYC garbage bins on our streets”

Jennifer 🟥🔴🧙‍♀️🦉🐈‍⬛ 🦖 @babybeginner

2 months ago

Dear New Yorkers who have never seen dumpsters. Let me explain what this will do. 1. They will stink. They will get all kinds of gross liquid in them and they will stink. 24/7. Wait for the summer. That’s gonna be so charming. 2. Trash will pile up over and around