Sarah Elizabeth @_StarkTheShark
Persnickety. Awkward. Quirky. Female. Full of awesome. Loves music. Loves to rock. Adores nerds. Loves horror. Loves video games. A rarity, like no other. facebook.com/pages/ZombieTa… Not in the kitchen, Ohio Joined June 2012-
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My friend says "You're life is funny. Like epic comedy gold funny, if you made it less sad." #realtalk
Got a rental car? Drive it like you stole it.
I've been salivating over the thought of a Butterfinger in my kitchen, but have no motivation to get out of bed. #thestruggle #smh
Too many oblivious, happy fools running around.
Freddy, you made me ram my face into the wall once when I was a youngster. 24.media.tumblr.com/2abee5ceb37881…
If you're doing it right, that note in Take On Me should always produce a moment for happiness. #nowplaying
If we talk on the phone, we lower our success rate by 70%. #pickychick
I've decided to use twitter to vent my thoughts that would bring shame to my family.
I'm starting to think an #openrelationship could possibly be very beneficial to the right couples! #openminded
Every time i see that dumb bike rack on your car, i giggle at you, and think of all your lies. #ignorance
#ThingsThatKeepMeAwakeAtNight - My guy, repeatedly, sighing loudly because I want to sleep instead of give it up.
I am realizing I now have a slight girl fetish, if you haven't noticed. Gotta get my mind out of the gutter!
Somebody give me some motivation! I need to get off my couch!
I want a maid. A hot maid, that I can order around.
I declared today, that women are like laptops that find other chick's WIFI signals, and then sync up with them. It's true. #PMS
RT if you're a hopeless romantic.
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