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I miss Jeff Luhnow idc what anyone thinks, he will be the best GM of our lifetime.
I'm glad he likes to spend money but Jim Crane has run this team into the ground.
Another year, another 10,000 Alex Bregman pop-ups. I am totally cool with not paying this dude.
CJ Abrams is making that Soto trade already look like a success by himself and they still have James Wood looming in AAA
If Dusty was still here we'd be 6-14 bc our pitching sucks. We'd also have to watch Abreu hit 5th and Dubon hit 2nd and no one wants that.
If Dusty was still here we'd be 6-14 bc our pitching sucks. We'd also have to watch Abreu hit 5th and Dubon hit 2nd and no one wants that.
This is what happens when you side with old school baseball people and fire analytical minds over the last few years. Houston had a lot of bright people in the organization and they're now all gone.
This is what happens when you side with old school baseball people and fire analytical minds over the last few years. Houston had a lot of bright people in the organization and they're now all gone.
That was the most unnecessary shit from Pena there
Can't help but think our pitching wouldn't be in this position if Crane sided with James Click, but instead he fired him bc Crane was pals with Dusty Baker. It was a giant step back at the time and I think we're now starting to really see the effects of that.
Okay but how is Ohtani not involved when this amount of money is being moved? There's zero chance he didn't know something was going on.
Okay but how is Ohtani not involved when this amount of money is being moved? There's zero chance he didn't know something was going on.
Pretty sure Brown loses his rotation spot to Verlander if he doesn't pitch well today. I'm a Brown believer still but he would immediately make the bullpen better.
Jose Abreu is very visibly injured, what are we doing? Dude was messing with his wrist the entire at-bat
Abreu would be batting 5th and Yainer would have played 3 games so far
Yeah the Astros lost but can we all agree fuck the taliban?
One is a top 5 hitter in baseball and the other is roid raging every other day
One is a top 5 hitter in baseball and the other is roid raging every other day
Time to not have Bregmans weak ass hitting clean up, I'd even be fine with him leading off but I feel zero confidence when he's up and there are people on base
You'd never believe the fanbase in Arlington just won a World Series by how much they talk about the Astros
You'd never believe the fanbase in Arlington just won a World Series by how much they talk about the Astros
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Alex Bregman can’t even barrel up 88 mph over the heart of the plate. He is the most overrated player on our team by a mile. #Astros
yall will never guess who’s at the end of this clip
@YordansBarrel I worked at a bank and it takes more than 1 person to approve moving that kind of money. Only in the movies does it take 1 click.
Newer Astros fans aren’t used to this. (4-9) Issues? -1B output-worst in mlb (-1.9 bWAR) -Bullpen T-24th mlb (-0.4 bWAR) -5 SP on IL -Situational hitting -Odd contracts & moves; or lack -Can it get better? Sure; tons of talent. -RN? Blows!!! #Relentless
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For those fellow blocked peeps...
Jose Altuve since this post (8/6/2020): .288/.366/.496 141 wRC+ 15.8 WAR In that time, Altuve has been a top ~10 hitter and the best 2nd baseman in baseball.
Ok?
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