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Mitt Romney: I strapped my dog to the car roof cross country Kristi Noem: Hold my kibble
Standard antisemitic trope: Jews won’t shoot their pets.
I heard Kristi Noem's favorite comedy is Old Yeller
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Someone stop Elise Stefanik before she tries to strangle a kitten.
Gotta think Colin Jost and his writers, readying his monologue for WHCD tonight, were busy yesterday finding lines dealing w Trump VP tryouts featuring puppy slaughter.
@DavidPepper @HC_Richardson Similar double standard by same justices: 1. We must carefully study whether Founders wrote anything about assault rifles and labor unions and greenhouse gases and gays. Nope, they didn’t! 2. We ignore everything Founders said about Presidential immunity. Originalism for us!
Arm the dogs
I told a joke on a Zoom Meeting and no-one laughed… It turns out I'm not remotely funny.
Another dull, routine, normalized, old hat, yawn-inducing reminder that Trump is into executions. But honestly, who cares.
Another dull, routine, normalized, old hat, yawn-inducing reminder that Trump is into executions. But honestly, who cares.
Supreme double standard: 1. Bush v. Gore: we must immediately solve this specific crisis of democracy; and don’t worry, this is NOT precedent; case is over! 2. US v. Trump: forget the specific facts of this case, and the risk it poses; this is about the long-term precedent and…
@DougJBalloon America doesn't have a gun problem. It has a puppy problem.
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Opinion | I would rather have Trump leading insurrections than Biden doing the things I’m lying about him doing. by Bill Barr
At Ulysses S. Grant’s 🇺🇸 second Inaugural Ball it was so cold in the building hosting the Ball that the decorative canaries froze to death. #POTUS 🎂🎈
Good on @kaitlancollins! CNN’s Kaitlan Collins Pounds Bill Barr In Epic Smackdown Over Barr Calling Biden ‘Greater Threat’ Than Trump mediaite.com/news/cnns-kait…
Trump trial would be long over by now on Law & Order.
Stay out of South Dakota
Stay out of South Dakota
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Mitt Romney: I strapped my dog to the car roof cross country Kristi Noem: Hold my kibble
@TheNooticer @Esqueer_ So, you're saying homelessness is a worse offense than white supremacy.
@JoEllenZacks They let this go on, yet put snipers up on the roof of OSU angling for a Kent State 2? I mean it’s clear as the crosses these guys burn that police have a twisted affiliation
@JoEllenZacks Why wear the masks?? Are you scared of something. Best LARPers ever!
when the ketamine kicks in
"I'll see your pooping on Kristi Noem's porch and raise you peeing on Kristi Noem's air conditioner."
Tripper, you sweet bastard …
Standard antisemitic trope: Jews won’t shoot their pets.
The General Grant National Memorial in New York City was dedicated #OTD in 1897, the 75th anniversary of his birth. It’s the largest mausoleum in North America. nps.gov/gegr/learn/his…
I heard Kristi Noem's favorite comedy is Old Yeller
Hello, friends, from Vancouver, BC. I am back. I have arrived at the Sheraton Vancouver Wall Centre to perform and present my speech on the joy of physical movement through Bhangra during a Physiotherapy Association of British Columbia conference. I am sure many of you have seen…
100 Years in the Making 🥁💚 With a foundational gift of $1 million from @marching110 alumni Shawn and Tracey Hurley, the Marching 110 Band Complex will be home to Hurley Field alongside numerous features that will be the best of its kind in the MAC. 📰» ohio.edu/news/2024/04/o…
@eclecticbrotha Was Kristi Noem in Louisiana recently by any chance? 🤔
Paying It Forward A 🧵 I could not be more proud of my mom, (@fgpepp ) who not only has fought cancer bravely and resiliently for several years, but is using what she’s learned through her journey to help others. 1/
April 27, 1924: Vincenzo Nitti, a son of Italian ex-Prime Minister Francesco Nitti, fights his second sword duel in a week defending the honor of his father, who was attacked in a Fascist newspaper. Vincenzo is wounded twice before the encounter with Armando Odenigo is halted.
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