Willians Jose` Astudillo @YayTortuga
#BooMauer #LaTortugaForever Up Elon Musk's Ass Joined August 2015-
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The peak of Western Civilization. Been all downhill from here. #LaTortuga
The peak of Western Civilization. Been all downhill from here. #LaTortuga
I mean, I shouldn't laugh but I did
I mean, I shouldn't laugh but I did
All it took for the Twins to beat the Dodgers was to wear the Dodger copycat uniforms
Please don't die Adam Sandler
Please don't die Adam Sandler
Minnesota being big-foot-less seems impossible to me
Minnesota being big-foot-less seems impossible to me
Whoever did this is sick and brilliant
Whoever did this is sick and brilliant
The only one there needs to be
You better recognize
Sucks to suck
Being from the "cows and rocks" part of Minnesota, I find this all quite amusing
Being from the "cows and rocks" part of Minnesota, I find this all quite amusing
4 and 1 are legit. 2 and 3 have no business being in the classes they are placed in
4 and 1 are legit. 2 and 3 have no business being in the classes they are placed in
The Midwest gets a bad rap sometimes but places like Albert Lea, MN are hidden gems just waiting to be discovered.
Pittsburgh Area Naturists announced their annual Nude Bowling Event will be on April 28th. Which for me gives new meaning to the term "ball return"
Only had the third most votes for Hall Of Fame this year. Not first or even second. #BooMauer
(Sung to the tune of the TV show Carmen Sandiego) Where in the world is Willians Astudillo?
What in the Kentucky Fried Hell is this?
What in the Kentucky Fried Hell is this?
Dorothy 😈 @Dorothy__M7710
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Angryfans - Southside.. @Angryfansbrand
39 Followers 403 Following Say it. Wear it. Let them know. #whitesox
MNCAA @MN_NCAA
2K Followers 1K Following NCAA affiliate @StateOfHoppy @SOTApod | SIX D1 teams in MN | Host @NickMaxsonPxP 🏒 #PrideOnIce #HornsUp #GOHUSKIESWOOOOO #BulldogCountry #GoBeavs #RollToms
りんご @aA9dTAyFazrCcsF
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Dave @wx_dave
849 Followers 1K Following @wxdave.bsky.social Do you like to gamble, Eddie? Gamble money on pool games? Rated TV-MA for substances, language, smoking.
Andrew Nelson @NinesNorth
1K Followers 5K Following Baseball history and soccer researcher/writer. Vintage base ball player. Board wargamer. He/Him
Sharee Rose @ShareeRose
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TAM @TAM83633019
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Cire Nessan @ermana69
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Erniegraner @erniegraner
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Paul Hagstrom @PaulHagstrom5
57 Followers 195 Following It’s me Paulie. I’m out here trying to live.
Esther @helloimesther
112 Followers 1K Following For tweets/accounts I am a fan of/interested about. Mr. Marbles🐸🍑*New!🐇*Dink
Matt Linback @LinbackMatt
45 Followers 835 Following Dad, Husband, PT, UNDFBAlum, Lou Ball sports fanatic!
Name cannot be blank @JunkWaxTwins
3K Followers 2K Following I want to believe in a galaxy far, far away. Local twit legend. Eventual Nintendad. #Bradke.
geogille @georgegille
42 Followers 185 Following Guy who enjoys music, films, television. Kind of a foodie. Huge Minnesota Twins baseball fan, Green Bay Packers fan.Budding film maker with Scotchie Pictures.
Steve Thomson @SteveThomsonMN
2K Followers 657 Following Full-time in commercial printing, part-time voice https://t.co/vomCS0Vn9C, https://t.co/finfAyqLTK, @ccxsports & https://t.co/qZbdQ7qDxf
Betsy Milbach @textmeishmael
267 Followers 816 Following Easily amused East/West Massage Therapist. Former Vet Tech & Broadcaster. Enthusiastic sports enthusiast, Proud liberal,Twins Fan, Millionaire Mod. and Sparkler
Tweeter of Souls @tosranorm
204 Followers 387 Following Dad, policy wonk, secular humanist, sci-fi geek, history nerd. Day job regulating PBMs. Aspiring memelord, punmaster, and Jeopardy! contestant. He/him/his
lukerankin2882 @lukerankin2882
13 Followers 203 Following
LETS GO TWINS @TwinsfanBeckie
365 Followers 1K Following WILD ❤️💚 and TWINS 💙❤️ with a mix of Devils ❤️🖤 to spice things up • Gay AF 🌈 • Married to the love of my life 💙💚 • Football Hater 🚫
Chris Willaert ⚾️.. @cwillaert
641 Followers 3K Following ⚾️ loving dad of 2 ⚾️ playing boys. Farmers Agency Owner @WillaertAgency
Barry Snyder @BSnyder55
8 Followers 82 Following
Tacky Cat @FatTacCat
386 Followers 340 Following Joined @AssholeCat #OTRB on 6/25/21. Got skinny, so they stopped calling me fat. Still love my food though. Hope they got a buffet on this side of the bridge...
Eric K @erkoch
314 Followers 4K Following
Ryan Kachelmeier @RyanKachelmeier
125 Followers 276 Following Husband, Father, Christian & die-hard Twins fan.
Brendan Walsh @BrendanW512
864 Followers 765 Following Bloomberg News editor in Austin, with a focus on LatAm and Texas. Opinions are my own.
TheLaughinPlace @JackrabbitFans
834 Followers 1K Following “Honestly Claire, your dad’s Twitter is better than all the mom’s Facebook pages combined.”
Olivia Hanson @vivahanso
15 Followers 210 Following
Tricia @mntwinssisters
593 Followers 520 Following Miscellaneous silliness.Baking, baseball, beaches, books. Cats, cocktails, coffee. I like alliteration. #boozetweet #coffeetweet
(((Brian Sala))) @docbrianS
448 Followers 1K Following Personal account. He/him. @[email protected]. @docbs.bsky.social.
Reid @reidsportcurse
396 Followers 2K Following
John Crosson @johncrosson
11 Followers 873 Following
Mostly MN ⚾️ @mostlyminnesota
4K Followers 3K Following mostly MN Twins, overtly optimistic positive good vibes account, broke Mauer HOF news
Twinkie Town @TwinkieTown
7K Followers 799 Following The best and fun-est online community for Minnesota Twins fans. Part of @SBNation.
Tacocat @TacocatOP
92 Followers 536 Following
k a r l e e @KarleeKanz
3K Followers 2K Following Freelance Journalist. Sports 🏈. Puns. Screenwriting 🎥. 🍺 slinger. Hugs. Ukulele shredder. Weather ⛈. Science 🧬. 🐈⬛mom. 🦝 and 🐿 supporter.
Emilee Strassburg @EMM_Strass25
19 Followers 687 Following
Logan the ‘retired�.. @LoganSibHsky
1K Followers 4K Following late service dog, enjoying quiet life. ❤️ GoT, I was born 2 sit on Iron Throne & I LOVE @indyfuel 🏒 big bro 2 Rocket F. Fuel I stand w/ Ukraine 🇺🇦 🌈🌁
Alabaster Jones⚡️ @Leo_Barrel
713 Followers 4K Following Raised on a 🐄 farm in central MN Living it ⤴️ in the Twin Cities. Twitter is a drug. I will be better.
Andy “Brak & other .. @amerrill2
24K Followers 698 Following I am Brak. Shut up. I am. I like food and watching TV. I’m so much fun, I make myself puke. I have a 57-year old bladder. I share too much about myself.
New York Porch Sports @nyporchsport
24K Followers 200 Following ⚾️ Satire and parody of the New York media run by @LibrarianJoe_ 🎭Featured on: the Today Show, Barstool Sports, MLB Network, WFAN, and Michael Kay Show.
Iowa Sports Turf @IowaSportsTurf
3K Followers 908 Following Athletic Field Maintenance and Construction. A @MuscoLighting company. US distributor for @GrassmaxSystems hybrid stitched grass.
MNCAA @MN_NCAA
2K Followers 1K Following NCAA affiliate @StateOfHoppy @SOTApod | SIX D1 teams in MN | Host @NickMaxsonPxP 🏒 #PrideOnIce #HornsUp #GOHUSKIESWOOOOO #BulldogCountry #GoBeavs #RollToms
lukerankin2882 @lukerankin2882
13 Followers 203 Following
Minnesota State Footb.. @MinnStFootball
19K Followers 243 Following Est. 1922 | Home of the Mavericks | 13 NCAA Appearances | 25 Conference Championships
Tyann ⚾️ @Tyann98
2K Followers 1K Following Excessive baseball thoughts. #MNTwins optimist. Only here for baseball tweets. Sprinkled with a little hockey.
Aaron Gleeman @AaronGleeman
64K Followers 149 Following #MNTwins coverage. @TheAthletic writer + @GleemanAndGeek talker.
Henry Lake @lakeshow73
26K Followers 2K Following Talk show host @wccoradio , @morehouse grad, Freedom fighter, lover of food, fashion, hip hop, member of @kapsi1911 and @nabj #LegacyCheckmarkNotPaying
Ted @tlschwerz
34K Followers 262 Following https://t.co/Eaxvks4727, @TwinsDaily, @VikingsTerritory, @IBWAA, @NorthlandBreaks, #LiveSecond
Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets
684K Followers 769 Following Podcast from @barstoolsports ft @RyanWhitney6, @BizNasty2point0 & @RearAdBsBlog presented by @PinkWhitney. New episodes every Tuesday. Advertise with us ⬇️
Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann
984K Followers 1K Following "Countdown With Keith Olbermann," nominated for 2024 National Political Podcast of the Year. Only 8 TV Networks exceeded our post-State Of The Union audience.
BringBackTheTrees @BringBackTrees
124 Followers 508 Following No Trees in the Batter's Eye = No World Series for the Twins. Simple as that. #BBtT Alter ego: @davidcurle
Andrew Nelson @NinesNorth
1K Followers 5K Following Baseball history and soccer researcher/writer. Vintage base ball player. Board wargamer. He/Him
Doug Schneider @PGDougSchneider
14K Followers 2K Following @GBPressGazette public safety #Watchdog #Scannersquawk! #RosterBuilder @Cuse 🍊 alum. Labs. Hockey. Lax. Ex: @Pressconnects, @PostStar 'Invaluable' -- Deadspin.
Mina Kimes @minakimes
897K Followers 2K Following NFL @ ESPN, crossword enthusiast, taller than you think. Wins are not a QB stat ✌️
Johan Santana @johansantana
224K Followers 772 Following Tovar, Mérida, Venezuela, MNTwins HOF, ALCY 04' 06', Triple Crown 06', Gold Glove 07', HI57ORY 6/1/12. Believe it!! IG: @thejohansantana
Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys
364K Followers 0 Following Officially, I have nothing to do with arby's. Unofficially, everything is nothing. Eat Arby's
Baseball America @BaseballAmerica
324K Followers 1K Following Unparalleled coverage and authority for more than 40 years. Get in the game👇
Dan Patrick Show @dpshow
454K Followers 2K Following The OFFICIAL Dan Patrick Show twitter @PaulPabst @HiMyNameIsSeton @brooklynfritzy @PrinceMarv13. Streaming Exclusively on @Peacock and @FoxSportsRadio
Twins Dingers @TwinsDingers
2K Followers 153 Following Also follow @TwinsGems and @TwinsRibbies. All statistics from @baseball_ref and @stathead.
Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra
58K Followers 796 Following I write Cup of Coffee, a daily baseball, politics, entertainment, and nonsense newsletter. Fascists fuck off.
MiLB-Transactions @tombaseball29
16K Followers 0 Following
Barb Neren @LilBKFAN
13K Followers 448 Following Marketing & Partnerships iHeartMedia. Wknds Cities 97.1. Have been known to give the female opinion on KFAN whether it's asked for or not. #progrumPassword
Rod Carew @RodCarew_29
76K Followers 329 Following The official account of Hall of Famer, 77 AL MVP and 7x AL Batting Champ
Alex Kirilloff @AKirilloff19
6K Followers 476 Following “And whatever you do work at it with all your heart, as for the Lord and not for mankind” Colossians 3:23 |Minnesota Twins Organization|
Drew Magary @drewmagary
173K Followers 559 Following Columnist: @DefectorMedia, @SFGate. He/Him. The Night The Lights Went Out is out RIGHT NOW. Everywhere. https://t.co/alxOZ3ud7i…
David Roth @david_j_roth
137K Followers 5K Following https://t.co/z4uMny3wRQ. Also https://t.co/R9hld5jysP. Header art by Vicki Nerino.
Timothy Burke @bubbaprog
116K Followers 1K Following Journalist. @bubbaprog.ilovecitr.us on Bluesky.
Albert Burneko @AlbertBurneko
34K Followers 656 Following Editor/co-owner @DefectorMedia. Email me at [email protected]
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan
12K Followers 3K Following Armchair phrenologist. Self-certified body language expert. MENSA member. Former Never-Ending Pasta Pass Owner. RIP Seattle Sea Dragons. Insta: normcharlatan
Name cannot be blank @JunkWaxTwins
3K Followers 2K Following I want to believe in a galaxy far, far away. Local twit legend. Eventual Nintendad. #Bradke.
Sage Rosenfels @SageRosenfels18
58K Followers 1K Following Former 12 year NFL Quarterback. 🐐 of the preseason. Dad. NFL analyst. @QBCollective. Cyclone 🌪
Faux Pelini @FauxPelini
604K Followers 287 Following Coach, yeller, philanthropist, anger manager. Weekly column on @SubstackInc. Contributor at The Athletic. (Parody account) [email protected]
NOT HALL OF FAMER BAS.. @TRIPPINGOLNEY
18K Followers 37 Following ESPN MLB INSIDER AND I'M FUCKING TRIPPING BALLS MAN (Disclaimer: this is a joke account. We love Buster.)
TheLaughinPlace @JackrabbitFans
834 Followers 1K Following “Honestly Claire, your dad’s Twitter is better than all the mom’s Facebook pages combined.”
St. Paul Saints Groun.. @STPGroundsCrew
1K Followers 316 Following Official Twitter account of CHS Field/St. Paul Saints Grounds Crew The Greenest Ballpark In America!I don't know what the fuck I did but I'm very lucky to have so many people that believe in me
Do I have extra padding? Yes. Do I feel healthy? Fuck yeah. Does my blood work reflect that? One hundred percent my dudes. Did I tuck my shirt in and you can see it clear as day through my leggings? Also yes lol.
no fuck you
FIRST LOOK: Victor Wembanyama x Nike “A.I.R” Concept Prototype 👽🤯 Would you cop this? 💭 📹 @SneakerNews
The Arizona Coyotes are your worst friend; just a messy bitch who loves drama. Maybe it's time to cut toxic people out of your life.
This bird of the day not happy with the buffet.
@YayTortuga I've just seen these on eBay but I wish Rawlings still sold them.
"Jackass" star Steve-O says he asked Bill Maher not to smoke pot during a potential interview and to respect his 16 years of sobriety. Maher allegedly refused. "I found it kind of upsetting when the Bill Maher podcast reached out and he smokes pot the whole time while he…
When I was barely a year old I appeared as "the blonde bomber" in the Count Floyd DTV movie Making Real Funny Home Videos, someone filmed me fighting another kid and narrated it like a boxing match, RIP Joe Flaherty, glad I could be a tiny (and questionable) part of your legacy❤️
Count Floyd presents Dr. Tongue’s Evil House of Pancakes from an 1982 SCTV episode. RIP Joe Flaherty RIP John Candy Two icons of Canadian comedy.
it's very rare that i find online outrage to be in line with what's deserved. holy sh t, this is one of those blue moon moments. not a single person with power thought this was a bad idea?
The trailer for the Netflix series “Good Times,” an animated revival of the 1970s sitcom, is out:
Goes this mother fucker understand HE didn’t? He straight up used ARod this is ridiculous looooooollllllll. Never in my years I would even think of being on ARods side and yet here we are.
Glen Taylor tells @TheAthletic that he does not plan on putting it back on the market: "I just think built this team. We've got the players now. And it appears to me that we should have a very positive run for a number of years, and I want to be a part of that."
I'm gonna cry at these 4th grade girls hoopin
Happy Opening Day to those who celebrate
Seriously... Kelly Oubre: "You're a bitch, you're a bitch, and you're a bitch. Alright?"
@billjamesonline Trevor Bauer is a shithead Bill. Hope this helps.
Interesting! Gene Tenace must have thrown the ball back with some mustard.
Rollie! He always rocked the golf glove underneath⚾️
Bill James deleted the tweets to which I responded, which is a thing I've noticed he does when he does not like how things are going in a discussion or argument. Yet he's still out there stumping for Bauer in other threads. So fucking disappointing.
The front porch was knocked off by the heavy snow. This bird of the day is hanging on for dear life!
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