Wasabi @Wasabi_
When life got rough, humour was my savior. Inject daily Texas Joined August 2008-
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It's become so easy these days to know who to block. These idiots don't recognize it as a social media scarlet letter. Timeline is better too!
In an alternative reality, Biggie would of died today after his battle with high cholesterol.
My Twitter ads have become people shilling rejected Skymall products.
Looks like it’s back to writing my random thoughts on the restroom wall. #RIPTwitter
2022 is shaping up to being the year of the incel. Congrats I guess?
Olivia Wilde reinforces my stereotype of not trusting women with thin eyebrows.
How dare they enter Mar-a-lago without her consent. Corporate bodily autonomy.
Easiest way to resolve obesity is to remove all toilets. When you struggle to squat, you rethink about having that extra cookie.
I love playing Russian Roulette with Chinese rockets in their pursuit of US capitalism. Might as well buy a lottery ticket at this point.
Similar to herpes, Andrew Yang unexpectedly shows up to ruin an evening.
Now that Polio is in vogue again, I hope they allow smoking on airplanes again. That way I can "accidentally" burn the guy in front for reclining his seat.
I tried to buy a Michael Jordan NFT from Limewire but instead received a Charles Barkley.
You know you've been at the same job for too long when you recognize your coworker's bowel odors.
The bright side of rising rates, there won't be endless dumb money thrown at influencers.
June bought to get weird with corporation's disingenuous support of Gay pride month and Juneteenth.
The greatest success and failure of humanity is prolonging life expectancy.
I'm all for Facebook getting into the metaverse. Hopefully they'll bleed cash and it'll bankrupt them.
Hall monitors grew up to be politicians while popular kids became celebrities. This dynamic and jealously has continued into adulthood.
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Happy Shut the Fuck Up Friday
Sniper on the roof of the IMU. Absolutely unhinged response to a nonviolent encampment by a murderous and paranoid police state.
there's a secret third option
Just learnt that OpenAI and Meta use pirated ebooks to train their AI models. So, when poor students pirate books thats a crime, but when trillion dollar corporations do it to make more money and not pay royalties when they can, then great business idea. Understood :)
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Joe Lieberman led the effort to ensure the "Affordable Care Act" did not include a public option or a reduction in the Medicare eligibility age to 55. He lied about the presence of Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. How many people unnecessarily died as a result? RIP.
Americans: Were drowning in medical debt Gov: Let’s outlaw abortion Americans: We can’t afford education or childcare Gov: Ok let’s ban TikTok Americans: Were living paycheck to paycheck Gov: Let’s ban Pornhub Americans: Can we not fund genocide Gov: WAR WITH YEMEN
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If you are a soldier sacrificing yourself to protect US interest, you are a rational, noble hero. But if you sacrifice yourself to protest the genocide your country is funding, you are mentally ill. If you are a Arab man auto-cremating to protest your government, you are…
No image better encapsulates how the United States responds to the desperate cries of its people than this image.