Kristin @KiKi1185
mom, wife, conservative pro-life Catholic ~cat owner~ @USSGoodGirl stan United States Joined May 2009-
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Me when I’m tired of ussgoodgirl’s shit
Me when I’m tired of ussgoodgirl’s shit https://t.co/8VbTLjZYb9
Kristi Noem to Cricket when it wouldn’t hunt and attacked a chicken
Until the Falcons apologize for fucking up my life, I am leaving the country yet again in protest. I depart again for Mexico today and plan to stay at the La Quinta (Spanish for “Ritz Carlton”) in Albuquerque. I will not leave South America until I get a personal apology.
Not sure what y'all are doing up north, but we don't give them the time to encamp. Tazers set to stun!
Update: we’re all sick!!🥳
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"To the fans of Atlanta, I want to say thank you." - Matt Ryan
When you go to pick up your daughter’s birthday cake and the store didn’t make it because the form wasn’t in today’s to-do pile😑
My Great Pyrenees
My uncle was shot down in Jamaica and eaten by cannabis.
e-beth @ebeth360
17K Followers 3K Following Meme Sherpa. Chief Unity Officer. Never follow a hippie to a second location. 🚙 parking expert. 🏃♀️ @KiKi1185’s twin. IG ebeth_flowersSSGoodGirl @USSGoodGirl
14K Followers 13K Following California Conservative* Married Forever* Dramatic AF* I’m not explaining the joke*Fred @Grand_handsomer
10K Followers 2K Following proud hypocrite, based peach grower, puts corn in spaghetti, pro waterboarding my very bad dog, owner of zero cats, ❤️ The Institute of Cetacean Research(•_•) @AsTheWorldBurnz
8K Followers 1K Following Some people just want to watch the 🌎 burn • subtle savagery • giver of the best food takes • I said what I said (-_-) • #grandsolarminimum climate cult denierLong Monkeypox @podiatristdon
5K Followers 4K Following Twin brother of Ron. Arby’s. Undisputed underwear hammer fighting champion. Dumbie. Certified ballistic podiatrist.Meara @MillennialOther
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21K Followers 3K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.Whatevs @j035ich5pach
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15K Followers 5K Following What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.Flinnie @flinnie
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5 Followers 6 Following Your kneecaps’ number 1 enemy. If you chase me, I will run so fast. If you catch me, I will bite so hard.AeroStar @BlackRifleWorks
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17K Followers 3K Following Meme Sherpa. Chief Unity Officer. Never follow a hippie to a second location. 🚙 parking expert. 🏃♀️ @KiKi1185’s twin. IG ebeth_flowersSSGoodGirl @USSGoodGirl
14K Followers 13K Following California Conservative* Married Forever* Dramatic AF* I’m not explaining the joke*Fred @Grand_handsomer
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8K Followers 1K Following Some people just want to watch the 🌎 burn • subtle savagery • giver of the best food takes • I said what I said (-_-) • #grandsolarminimum climate cult denierLong Monkeypox @podiatristdon
5K Followers 4K Following Twin brother of Ron. Arby’s. Undisputed underwear hammer fighting champion. Dumbie. Certified ballistic podiatrist.Meara @MillennialOther
15K Followers 9K Following I have my moments. Known for boomer rants and unsolicited hot takes. The best part of my life is being a foster mom for #RescueDogs.Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
21K Followers 3K Following Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.Whatevs @j035ich5pach
3K Followers 1K Following There's swearing. Papa. Cargo shorts aficionado. Unapologetic #Packers #GocubsGo #GoIrish fan. I cook meat. I want Oysters. Pull your kids out of Public School.Kaya @sisterinferior
10K Followers 744 Following Spicy southern halfanese tsunami. Older than I look, younger than I feel. Catholic Gen-X gamer mom. 日本語OK!Ingenuous Firebrand �.. @ING2Firebrand
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15K Followers 5K Following What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.Flinnie @flinnie
15K Followers 2K Following I'm a delight©. @mountains_anna named a duck after me. Aunt to a wonderful nephew. Socially unaware and whack. Veni, vidi, cecidit de sella meAmy 🐘🦙🚫🧟�.. @WaltzingMtilda
25K Followers 5K Following Beloved. Jesus is my homeboy, Dave Grohl is my therapist. Queen of The Silver Dollar. I cuss a lot. Freelancer and Conservative Rage Curator at @TwitchyTeamkaitlin @thefactualprep
14K Followers 6K Following @therinopodcast. fashionably savage. zombie reaganite. cajun queen. expensive footwear connoisseur. dyed-in-the-wool conservative. opinions are mine.El Magnífico @MagnificoIX
1K Followers 1K Following NYer...Gen Xer. Go Blue! 〽️Neocon in the streets, libertarian in the sheets...Your Mom pays for my Twitter.Horse Sense @HorseSense25
3K Followers 1K FollowingShag Knight @cardi_mark
5K Followers 5K Following Future leader of the lunar separatists. Look, but don't make your eye strain. typos on porpoise 🐬The Texorcist @Thetexorcistxp
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192 Followers 1K Following Je suis un déplorable. PhD, MBA, MDiv. Multilingual. Financial Professional. Athlete. Serious human being outside of Twitter; this is my id.18a @18aCaptain
1K Followers 2K Following Army (Retired) - UltraMagaDeplorable Dated Taylor Swift, never had a song written about me.Little Testarossa @Lil_Testarossa
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1K Followers 3K Following Left California in 04 for Texas, never looked back. Don’t CA my TX. Came to Twitter by invitation on 10/28/22, heard there was a party.Victory or Death 🇺.. @IncognitoMeems
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218 Followers 3K Following Words go here. Mostly zerocarb. 100lbs down, holding steady since fall 2016, 95% carnivore since 2017TonyS🇺🇸🇮🇱.. @TonySamBoat
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702 Followers 2K Following Expert Retweeter. Memer of few likes. Often found around water, you know since I'm a mermaid and all.🧜🏻♀️Halsey Sweet Love �.. @marthahalsey06
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39K Followers 417 Following Trucking | Pilot | Proudly serving GA-10 | Member of @TransportGOP, @NatResources, & @housescience | Come for the memes, stay for the policyBob Corona @Bob_Corona_MD
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536 Followers 393 FollowingSILVERJET (Marc) @MR_SILVERJET
1K Followers 2K Following Horror Movies 📺 #HorrorFam, Beach House, Boy Harsher, NIN🎵, Guinness 🍻, Home Projects 🏠 🔨memes are my love language 🤖 💕 #HamAndCheeseGangGive me more of the protestors getting dragged off kind of content please 😍
Congratulations and thank you to Detective Junior Clervil with the Miami-Dade Police Department and his beautiful wife, Esther, for adopting Essentia! ❤️🐾.
Mike, stop being a statist weirdo
My statement regarding reports that President Joe Biden is delaying a proposed ban on menthol cigarettes.
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@levasseur_lily @KiKi1185 well obviously, and then we would have shot. duh!
@DirtysBurner @KiKi1185 You’re lucky we’re not around. Kik & I would just smack the phone outta your hand 😂
@levasseur_lily @KiKi1185 no. I will never stop!! And that’s what yall here for 🤪
@DirtysBurner @KiKi1185 It’s good! Stop being a dork
I understand their concerns. @Grand_handsomer is there after all
WE KNOW …. COCCI brb folks, it’s my time to shine 😎
Girls want 1 thing and it starts with a C
@levasseur_lily @KiKi1185 dammit I hope this is ok! shit. I hate it!!! but it’s ok. I hope!
This might be the best ballpark dog I’ve ever had. This is the footlong (also had the regular jumbo dog to compare- but the footling is better). Bun was fresh and warm. Dog was juicy, had plenty of snap and flavor. Mustard only - as the baseball gods require. #truistparkfood
@levasseur_lily @KiKi1185 ok. doing it now!! thanks Lil!!!
@DirtysBurner @KiKi1185 Use what you typed. It’s good