The Fourteenth Amendment @USConstAmendXIV
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And neither shall any state, dammit!
And neither shall any state, dammit!
The Supreme Court murdered me. @judgeluttig and @tribelaw pay their respects. theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…
States can only enforce part of me against people seeking state, not federal office. Federal courts can't enforce that same part of me at all unless Congress tells them to. No, I never said any of that, but I mean it! supremecourt.gov/opinions/23pdf…
Will I kick @realDonaldTrump off the ballot today? Probably not, but at least I'll have my day in court.
While I expressly bar @realDonaldTrump from *holding* office I don't necessarily prohibit him from *running* for it. I likely don't protect his right to run for that prohibited office, either. adamunikowsky.substack.com/p/its-on-baby
I do not prohibit plagiarists from holding public office.
I do not prohibit plagiarists from holding public office.
I prevent certain people from *holding* state or federal office, but don't preclude anyone from *running* for it. If Mickey Mouse can run for President in Michigan, so can @realDonaldTrump. courts.michigan.gov/4b0d7a/siteass…
I'm the 14th Amendment, and I approve this message. cbsnews.com/news/colorado-…
This would violate me.
This would violate me.
Russian State TV is openly celebrating the House blocking funding for Ukraine, thinking it has won the war for them: “Well done, Republicans!”thedailybeast.com/putins-pals-th…
I should apply to Presidents, but do I? courts.state.co.us/userfiles/file…
Insurrections and rebellions against the Constitution of the United States — the kinds of attacks on the Constitution by former officers that disqualify them under Sec 3 of the 14th Amendment — are of two main kinds:
Only the preeminent constitutional scholar, Harvard Law Professor Laurence H. Tribe @tribelaw could have understood the horizontal and vertical rebellions against the Constitution of the United States that the Framers of the Fourteenth Amendment
Only the preeminent constitutional scholar, Harvard Law Professor Laurence H. Tribe @tribelaw could have understood the horizontal and vertical rebellions against the Constitution of the United States that the Framers of the Fourteenth Amendment
I incorporate your 6th Amendment right to a criminal trial by jury, but not your 7th Amendment right to a civil trial by jury. Go figure. pbs.org/newshour/polit…
Do I disqualify Trump, or anyone else or did Congress gut me? adamunikowsky.substack.com/p/is-the-supre…
Labor Day is always a good day to question: WTF Happened in 1971?
The 14th amendment should be used not only for Donald Trump, it should be used for all members of congress that had anything to do with the January 6, insurrection! @RepMTG @RepBoebert @RepMattGaetz @RepAndyBiggsAZ @RepMoBrooks @RepMoBrooks @replouiegohmert Smash the…
Also: ABSOLUTELY DO NOT—repeat, DO NOT—MAKE NOVELTY ITEMS containing the numbers P01135809, 6’3”, or 215. You will be charged with having stollen the intellectual property of a man with no intellect
Also: ABSOLUTELY DO NOT—repeat, DO NOT—MAKE NOVELTY ITEMS containing the numbers P01135809, 6’3”, or 215. You will be charged with having stollen the intellectual property of a man with no intellect
Here is the Complaint in Caplan v. Trump, the #14thAmendment case filed in USDC South Florida court @USConstAmendXIV storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…
The First Amendment @USConst_Amend_I
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Third Amendment @USConst_Amend_3
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The Ninth Amendment @USConstAmendIX
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The Fourth Amendment @USConstAmendIV
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Frank Jr 🗽 @0Idmanfrank
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Antemundane @TheAntemundane
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The Great and Powerfu.. @Azazzael
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The First Amendment @USConst_Amend_I
130K Followers 497 Following I am the First Amendment. I love to tweet about myself. Take advantage of me but please don't violate me. (Parody, obvs.)
DoneHat @Popehat
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Bad Legal Takes @BadLegalTakes
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Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom
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Simplified SCOTUS @SimpleSCOTUS
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Third Amendment @USConst_Amend_3
6K Followers 12 Following No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
FIRE @TheFIREorg
202K Followers 3K Following Join America’s Free Speech Movement: https://t.co/koVZIVXR9g 🔥
Ari Cohn @AriCohn
32K Followers 4K Following First Amendment & defamation lawyer. Free Speech Counsel @techfreedom. Illini/music junkie/oofnik. Tweets my own. https://t.co/rn0IYL5Mr2 https://t.co/F6NjdYqLaQ
David French @DavidAFrench
302K Followers 974 Following New York Times columnist, visiting professor @lipscomb, Iraq vet, married to @NancyAFrench. Sign up for my NYT newsletter here: https://t.co/82vZEPPuWe…
21st Amendment 🧊 @USCon_Amend_XXI
2K Followers 37 Following Have a wiskey drink, vodka drink, and a lager drink. or one burbonb, one scotch, one beer, whaever you want just be cool (Parody like I were Weird AL)
The Ninth Amendment @USConstAmendIX
6K Followers 154 Following I am the Ninth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. My text explicitly guarantees that the Constitution protects unenumerated rights. Courts ignore me. (Parody.)
Lawyer Cat* @LawyerCat_
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Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman
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The Fourth Amendment @USConstAmendIV
2K Followers 35 Following Protecting the right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects against unreasonable searches and seizures since 1792.
Andy Craig @AndrewRCraig
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Angel Eduardo @StrangelEdweird
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A Braver Way Podcast @abraverway
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231 Followers 274 Following Just a fermentation enabler waiting to enable fermentation.
Alex Morey @1AMorey
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26th Amendment @Amendment26th
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230 Followers 18 Following Old enough to have an OnlyFans account, old enough to vote.
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Greg Lukianoff @glukianoff
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Carl @HistoryBoomer
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3.4M Followers 876 Following Representing California's 30th Congressional District. Father. Husband. Fighting for our democracy and an economy that works for everyone.
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651 Followers 38 Following Proposed June 8, 1789; Adopted May 5, 1992 Worth the wait. Pronouns: Whatever you want. Amendments have no gender.
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80 Followers 72 Following I know it when I see it, and the motion picture involved in this case is not that.
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197 Followers 0 Following The Constitution of the United States of America
The Second Amendment @USConstAmend_2
127 Followers 31 Following I’m the Second Amendment of the US Constitution. I just figured out how to get Twitter working. New technology is so exciting!
The Third Amendment T.. @US_Const_3rd_Am
623 Followers 337 Following No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
Bad 1st Amendment Tak.. @Bad_1A_Takes
1K Followers 81 Following
The Second Amendment @USConstAmend_II
592 Followers 9 Following I am the Second Amendment. The other Amendments call me when they need back up.
George Conway @gtconway3d
2.3M Followers 2K Following Contributor, @TheAtlantic. Board President, @chkbal. gtconway3 on https://t.co/0XKwJFGwNu.
Here's a question Alito should be asked today: If a female President got an abortion during her term, could Idaho arrest her?
@SeizerPouncicus @USConstAmendXIV This isn’t scholarship. It’s the plain text.
@merklegroot @beinlibertarian This has not been the case since the 14th amendment. You were correct 200 years ago, but not anymore.
Regretfully, I think Judge Cannon made the correct chess move yesterday, and I join those saying that Jack can’t seek mandamus just yet. Still, I think it’s unlikely Cannon can avoid a 11th Circuit showdown on *something* soon... 1/9 x.com/rparloff/statu…
Judge Cannon rejects Jack Smith's demand to rule promptly on the jury instruction, calling it "unprecedented and unjust."
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
@KelemenCari @EndWokeness @pjpaton They do now. Get over yourself
@KelemenCari @EndWokeness @pjpaton What part of “Shall not be infringed” do you not understand? 🤔
@KelemenCari @EndWokeness @pjpaton No just everyone present in the United States.
@sival84 @KelemenCari @EndWokeness @pjpaton I’m not sure why that would seem obvious to you that “people” means citizens, since there’s a perfectly good word they could have included there that would indicate they meant citizens. That word is, “citizens”.
@KelemenCari @EndWokeness @pjpaton I’m a non-citizen. Do I not have rights?
@nmhchamp @HugDealer11470 @KelemenCari @EndWokeness @pjpaton It’s perversion of language to think they meant “citizens” in the clause following “nor”, when they specifically chose an entirely different word, that has an entirely different meaning.
He's right, accidentally. The North trying to appease the South as if they weren't losers, after those traitors surrendered, has been the root cause of significant issues in our society.
@hoos30 @RealJardChatty @ThotSmasherr Started to go sour after the civil war imo
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🐎👟 (Why is there no horseshoe emoji?)
Despite the House's overwhelmingly passage of a bill that could ban TikTok, its opposition was surprisingly bipartisan. Progressives and a handful of conservatives — from Marjorie Taylor Greene to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez —united against the TikTok bill. politico.com/live-updates/2…
Did you know that between 1990-1993 all US paper currency was signed by a person who would later be convicted of obstruction of justice and tax evasion? This makes all of those bills null and void, and voids all contracts executed with said bills during that time. Ok, that last…
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It feels like that awful Guernica Magazine decision to pull a nuanced article on Israel is getting a lot of pushback. Team Free speech scoring some goals.
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