Tribunal of Dads @TribunalOfDads
We're Dads. We're a Tribunal. We judge things in accordance with the Ancient Laws of Dadness. Probably wearing white socks with cargo shorts. Joined March 2020-
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The Tribunal has the vapors now. Several members are weeping gently. One ran out to the garage to grab a gas can (labeled, of course).
The Tribunal has the vapors now. Several members are weeping gently. One ran out to the garage to grab a gas can (labeled, of course).
For folks getting lawnmowers ready for warmer temps, I bought this oil extractor and it worked great. Takes seconds to set up and 5 minutes to extract the old oil out of my push mower. @TribunalOfDads
You may now triple click your tongs when you function check them.
You may now triple click your tongs when you function check them.
The Chief Tribune has confessed a heinous crime, but the Tribunal is merciful. At the end of the mowing season he must provide evidence of his winterizing both his mower and his trimmer. Then we will return his white New Balance. So decided.
The Chief Tribune has confessed a heinous crime, but the Tribunal is merciful. At the end of the mowing season he must provide evidence of his winterizing both his mower and his trimmer. Then we will return his white New Balance. So decided.
The Tribunal nods once in solidarity. We award him the Order of the White New Balance with Grass Stains.
The Tribunal nods once in solidarity. We award him the Order of the White New Balance with Grass Stains.
Dad joke of the highest quality. We award it the Order of the New Balance.
Dad joke of the highest quality. We award it the Order of the New Balance.
Behold, @WormMadame, the 75% complete rotary worm sifter. Did I mention I designed and built it so it could break down for storage?
I must put myself on report for crimes against Dadness.
This is the way
The Tribunal condemns these cargo pants. They are undadly.
The Tribunal condemns these cargo pants. They are undadly.
@BajanYoda @TribunalOfDads @GPatrick @DocAtCDI
My brother just adopted a dog whose last owner was a blacksmith. The moment they got him home, he made a bolt for the door.
I’m gonna open up a restaurant one day and all we sell are pea based dishes. Peas in a can, split pea soup, Pea Carbonara, @Ripple Pea Milk, Pea Salad, Pea Hummus. I’ll call it War and Peas. The possibilities are endless.
I’m gonna open up a restaurant one day and all we sell are pea based dishes. Peas in a can, split pea soup, Pea Carbonara, @Ripple Pea Milk, Pea Salad, Pea Hummus. I’ll call it War and Peas. The possibilities are endless.
When your kid puts a sticker on you in the morning, you wear that thing like a badge of honor. All. Day. @TribunalOfDads
Can you believe it’s already Dad Joke Friday again?! That means it’s time to share your best and worst dad jokes and memes for the week again. This week’s theme is Halloween!
@TribunalOfDads for your consideration. Peak dad life: Watching this old house and when a piece abt automatic Water conservation Sensors w/ an app comes on. my old ass goes
The Tribunal has found the perfect picture.
The Tribunal has found the perfect picture.
Dan Kim, new cat dad @danielmkim
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Ben @CallMeMrWiggles
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Ancient Loggie Fella .. @AncientLoggie
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Arnold Conner @covertflush630
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Robert MacLellan🇨�.. @robmacphotog
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5 Followers 393 Following You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to beg for mercy. You have the right to request judgment by combat. Views/opinions made are 100% my own.
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Andrew Gross @grossap
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Joe Himmelberg @joehawk91
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nick @nickjgiacone
258 Followers 2K Following Cuban cigars & rum, lifting heavy stuff, betting sports. LGC@liberalgunclub. Hate running,except from my own problems. 50+state/nat parks in the last 2yrs
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Eric Dobbins @EricDobbins18
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Lizze @lizzie_bell20
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Ed Stern @EdStern
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John “Omnes una man.. @jjtorres72
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Dan Kim, new cat dad @danielmkim
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XO missed you drunken.. @XOofXOs
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That Luna, she a real cool hand.
@SenMullin Like your PPP loan that was forgiven?
@SenMullin Did you "misspeak" again or still not care about reality?
@SenMullin This u?
17/19. Davila passed away in 2002 & was buried in Section 67 at Arlington National Cemetery. Volens et potens, 1LT Davila. @3rd_Infantry latimes.com/archives/la-xp…
🚨MAJOR BREAKING: The Pentagon confirms that at least THREE Chinese spy balloons flew over the US during Trump’s presidency and he HID THEM from the public and never shot them down.
[sees a guy replacing his Asthma Causer 3000 with something that doesn’t poison the air or cook the planet] lol fucking consumerism
For folks getting lawnmowers ready for warmer temps, I bought this oil extractor and it worked great. Takes seconds to set up and 5 minutes to extract the old oil out of my push mower. @TribunalOfDads
@XOofXOs @tomheartstanks @TribunalOfDads Excuse me, but YOUR "disappointed look over the bifocals" privilege is temporarily revoked until you fix this CATASTROPHE that you've caused. And before you say anything, young man, MY lawnmower works JUST FINE.
Defeat and culmination are very loaded words. And I think this is the first I’ve seen a reputable organization use them.
NEW: Ukrainian forces have defeated the initial #Russian campaign of this war. Its culmination is creating conditions of stalemate throughout most of #Ukraine. Read the latest Russian offensive campaign assessment from @TheStudyofWar and @criticalthreats: isw.pub/RusCampaignMar…
Merry Christmas! Here are some cats. Dickens, Harp, Stella, and Snax.
Wishing you all the best of the season.
WE DON’T HAVE TO DATE PEOPLE WHO THINK EATING IS A PRIVILEGE AND DON’T WANT US TO HAVE BODILY AUTONOMY
@whignewtons This is probably the most terrifying bit.. Right up there with the friends thing.
Bet 5 bucks it’s a white woman between ages of 41 and 58
lady at chipotle is arguing with the dude working because she wants a wrap and not a burrito
One of the big stalls at market asked me if I can do 25 or 50lb bags of castings in the spring. Their main supplier is no longer shipping to Oregon. I said absolutely I can. When @TribunalOfDads is finished with making an awesome sifter, I can even do fine grade high quality
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