Myah Master🥀 @ChaoticGoodest
Marilyn Monroe meets Hemingway //115 lbs lost // swiftie //Author & Advocate // Charcuterie Connoisseur // https://t.co/bQE6mY5N8Q // views are my own // 💍 @dude_cav linktr.ee/Chaoticgoodest Austin, TX Joined December 2010-
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girls don't want boyfriends, girls want the anthology on vinyl
Who's afraid of little old me?
I feel like soup dumplings would fix all my problems. Well maybe not fix them but make me forget them for a minute.
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Thinking about this Ethan Hawke interview
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All those hours spent trying to tip that son of a bitch. To miss it actually happen after they changed it for their shutting down event
All those hours spent trying to tip that son of a bitch. To miss it actually happen after they changed it for their shutting down event https://t.co/hJg01PYZNn
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As a rep stan this explains why waolom is my fav ttpd song
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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TTPD was written for all the girlies who seem all put together on the outside but on the inside, they can feel an implosion coming on at any second, the ones who've worked their entire life to achieve impossible standards and are scared of disappointing people
My cortisol levels are through the roof, I cried at work on Friday, and I think I might be going insane. This mercury retrograde has fucked me up🤪✌🏼
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Headphones aren't enough for this song I need to punch a man in the face
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“31 tracks on an album is way too long”.. meanwhile us REALLL swifties
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The girls that get it 😭 this is too good @ChaoticGoodest @swiftillery
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A lot of you need to hear this because you’re not understanding the point of this album
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“I hope this email finds you well” how the email found me:
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this line literally puts a lump in my throat
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i can’t stop staring at this 🥹 many, many years of collecting later and here we are
well. unfortunately i was right
this is gonna be the song that wrecks me
what if he's written mineeeeeeee on my upper thigh #TSTTPD
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My brother deserved the whole world. He should’ve had it all.
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Anyone hear “So High School” and get transported back into their favorite early 2000s tv show or movie…it makes me think “She’s All That”, Freddie Prince Jr., Julia Styles, “10 Things I Hate About You”, “Dawson’s Creek”…anyone else!?
@cowboylikehale we don't need to shorten 3 word titles my brain can't comprehend all these acronyms
we are NOT shortening the cuntiest most freaky song on ttpd to GAS
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