Tim Haig @Tim_Haig
Collector of useless talents. Creator of useless #hashtags. Joined March 2009-
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@warburtonsgf hey warburtons, what’s going on here? Last 2 loafs I’ve bought have been full of holes. Hardly get any slices as it is and ones I do get are basically poor man’s bagels
@DarrenWalshPuns I once bought them deliberately, but then ended up accidentally using them when I wanted to use chopped tomatoes 😑
@innocent I’d love another pair of innocent socks. They are my favourite socks. Ideally a different colour and a new foot related pun please.
@NBABeau Second best place to have ever existed?
@TobyDerham_ The perfect goal difficulty ratio can only get you so far
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If anybody knows of any lonely old people who will be eating Christmas dinner alone because they have no family or close friends, can they let me know? I need to borrow some chairs.
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The greatest cricketer of all time - and Sachin Tendulkar 😉 #CWC19Final
@AndersFisher08 You've only got yourself to blame getting a co-op meal deal. It's got to be boots or morrisons...
@gregjames @jorjafaith $38! 😂 Good thing Greg’s on breakfast show money now to reimburse you
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Kanye West announces he’s quitting politics, after an illustrious career consisting of wearing a red hat for a couple of weeks.
@AndersFisher08 Should have been direct dan with public vote
Disappointed with that end to #TheCircle. Dan was such a nice genuine bloke and ends up with nothing, whilst Kate swans off with 75k
@thebigbluehouse Apple sets challenges it thinks you can achieve 😂
@ASOS Hi I'm trying to use my NUS card for student discount but am getting an error saying it's expired when I haven't used it before
The Word Around Ewe @WorldAroundEwe
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glenorm @mickygleave
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Tesco @Tesco
620K Followers 132K Following Welcome to the official Tesco Twitter! Got a query? We're here to help from 6am-11pm. Visit https://t.co/WoRlLkKNkF for more information.
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Moonpig @MoonpigUK
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Tom Davison @thebigbluehouse
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Jack O'Connor @jackoconnor92
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Charlie Flowe @DjFlowe
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Leadership RTs @LeadershipRTs
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EGGHEAD @EGGHEADthebook
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TCS London Marathon @LondonMarathon
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Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews
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Selasi Gbormittah @selasigb
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Chris Smith @itschrissmith
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Office Dares @OfficeDaring
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Have I Got News For Y... @haveigotnews
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