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Wayne Rooney says work on the screenplay for ‘Dr Carrot 2’ is going well and this time he’s written in some black and Asian characters from the start to avoid the faff with Netflix from the first movie
Michelle Obama says it’s bonkers to think by this time next week the East Midlands will have elected its first ever regional mayor
Harry Styles says he disagrees with those who claim ‘Baby Reindeer’ is difficult to watch. “It was much easier to follow than something like ‘Inception’,” he pointed out
Cat Deeley releases list of things she despises about Snow Patrol: * Their singles * Their albums * Their rare and unreleased tracks * Their concerts * Their cover art * Their stupid name * Their hair and faces * Their fans * Cover versions of their songs * Their merchandise *…
Cheryl admits even she has lost track of what her surname is
Theresa May reveals she almost appointed Rishi Sunak to her cabinet in 2018 but when she rang up, his voicemail had him going ‘WHAZZUP!’ like the Budweiser ad. “I never called him back - I thought I can’t be signing that,” she told reporters
Gloria Estefan complains she’s currently unable to use her Miami Sound Machine as she entered the wrong password too many times and it’s locked her account. “There’s a number to call but no-one’s answering,” she grumbled
Jess Glynne “on the mend” after being knocked to the floor by runaway horse in central London
Jake Humphrey says he rates himself as one of the bravest road crossers in Britain. “The number one rule is to go with conviction,” he explained
Tom Hardy says Tesco had run out of 30p bags for life earlier so he was left with no option but to purchase a £1 bag. “It made me feel angry,” he told reporters
Nick Owen confirmed as VAR for Nottingham Forest’s upcoming Premier League clash with Man City
Mel B says she was amused to read that some people have ended up causing permanent damage to their bladder by taking loads of ketamine. “Bad luck,” she chuckled
‘Baby Reindeer vs Predator’ to arrive in cinemas on 23 May
BREAKING: US military sources say they expect Kim Kardashian’s retaliation to Taylor Swift’s diss track to be launched in the “next few hours”
Sir Keir Starmer and Angela Rayner to perform at Glastonbury under the name ‘Starmzy & A-Ray’
Roy Keane says the suggestion that Crunchy Nut Cornflakes “taste too good” is an absolute nonsense
Ed Sheeran says he LOVES the new Taylor Swift album and his favourite track is ‘Crumpets and Trumpets’
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