Tim Gilkes @TimGilkes
Expect bad jokes and so much beer it becomes boring Oxford, England Joined June 2010-
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@benonwine @CAMRA_Official Not trying to get involved but I'm Just curious what a consumer campaigning group has anything to do with how a pub has treated you?
Parts of Jason Arday’s life were ridiculed in the press but now a Byline Times investigation says it has found records, analysis and evidence supporting Jason’s accounts. This is devastating🧵 bylinetimes.com/2026/08/18/the…
@JustEatUK Terrible customer service from you. Ordered large shopping order on Sunday. Was called to say that it'd been split between two drivers. Second driver never turned up. Refused a refund on the £60 that didn't turn up because the code was given to the driver.
@Audrey27716 @fesshole Surely you mean 'apiss'?
@oldmudgie It is easy but time consuming. You have to ring up, then be put on hold for an age, then they keep you talking to try and convince you to stay. You'll have to say you want leave at least half a dozen times
Kevin Spacey currently limping away from court before breaking into a stride.
@jeffreyjohnbell Partially due to working for them for a spell, but I'm a big fan of Hook Norton. Unfortunately, it's only really Old that is seen outside of the local area.
On Saturday 1/10 we are celebrating our 5th birthday. We have Aeon 10% Imperial Stout (aged for 2 yrs) Our Mixed Fermentation Project 2 sour 6.1%(aged for 4 yrs) with an optional blackberry ripple syrup shot. New release Clandestine 9% Imperial Chocolate & Honeycomb Milk Stout
Any truth to these reports that Fleetwood Mac are to reissue their most successful album with all of John McVie’s parts removed, or are they just baseless rumours?
My favourite kid I ever taught when I was a swim teacher was this little 4-year-old Italian boy. One time he sneezed and nobody said anything so he just went “what? No bless yous for Giacomo?”
@OxfordCity Any idea how I call your parking team? The phone number listed lists opening hours of 8-6 today but asks me to leave a message but cuts off before allowing you to. Help!
@BeerNouveau Marketing wise Brewdog said the first iteration of nanny state was 'a hopped up mild' if my memory is correct.
@MJ_F I think the font combined with colour meant it was more difficult to read from a far but then again this could just be me and it was actually just people preferred blue
I know this joke so well and it still makes me cry laughing to read it here.
This version of a Barry Cryer joke may well be my favourite of all time. Had me crying helplessly when I first read it. RIP
claire1 🎀spoiled�... @jilmarandres48
6 Followers 329 Following powered by attention and bad decisions 🐱
Mary Kate @MaryKateqcdv
11 Followers 172 Following Building my own happiness, one day at a time, and open to genuine connections.
Customer_Service//Sup... @_Hq_Justeat
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XSupport team @OnJusteathelp
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Roberto's Bar - Hales... @RobertosBarHale
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nicklin @madijokl
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Bisitedr @BisitedrV6ZTrm
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David Stevens @dave462312
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Ritchie Bosworth @RitchieBos
397 Followers 663 Following Head Brewer for Twisted Barrel Ale, all views expressed are my own @TwistBarrelAle
Jeffrey Coleman @JeffreyCol21428
18 Followers 991 Following Senior Personal Assistant to Pulte The Philanthropist, Inventor of #TwitterPhilanthrophy. Giving money , food , shelter & medication to people in need.
SE London CAMRA @selcamra
9K Followers 5K Following Updates and info from the South East London branch of the Campaign for Real Ale. Facebook: https://t.co/MBux456j
s @SamiraD0938
124 Followers 424 Following
Gary Hedgecox @BrigadeChefs
945 Followers 2K Following Brigade Recruitment - Recruitment agency for over 27Years
Jane Bartlett @JaneBar90738451
3 Followers 124 Following Just being me! Expect the weirdness because I don’t know how to do anything else
David Martin 💙 @rdgmartin
1K Followers 677 Following Semi-retired. Enjoy the pub. Might be a bit of a trainspotter. All innocent pastimes. Love EU. Not very keen on this Tory Government 💙
The Crafty Brewing Co... @craftybrewing
2K Followers 2K Following We brew contemporary versions of traditional beer styles. Our unpretentious beers can be enjoyed by everyone, whether you're a fan of Real Ale or Craft Beer.
Eat Street Repeat @EatStreetRptUK
821 Followers 902 Following The Street Food Pop Up Event Guys. Supporting all traders new & established.
HIT BIRMINGHAM @hitbirmingham
2K Followers 736 Following ✨ Discover Local Deals and Offers 😍The Best Places to Eat, Drink, Stay and Play 🗺 Birmingham and Surrounding Areas 💰 Free To Use for Everyone ❤️
DANIEL PRAWDA @prawdzik88
16 Followers 179 Following
Gary Morse @garymorse1972
108 Followers 569 Following Lover of independent beer, music, art and thought. Always question the tribe you identify with.
Stálfiðrildi @StalFithrildi
1K Followers 3K Following He/him Dee/dar With Wisdom and Courage. Wear thy sword as long as thou canst.
Underground Pubs @undergroundpubs
513 Followers 1K Following Visited a pub at every London Underground station. 272/272.
Mark B @markbrown5
330 Followers 1K Following Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake
Mark A @Tyseley
267 Followers 1K Following seeks perfection, rarely finds it, struggles to accept it, carries on regardless. Don’t spend enough time with @doogleq
Mariano @Marmara
154 Followers 208 Following Edu tech researcher, Knowledge mgmt doer, Bicycle everywhere commuter.
Empire cars @empire_cars
86 Followers 981 Following Your local low fare TAXI company, Minimum fare £2.50. 0121 558 2222 Corporate Accounts Accepted ,DIRECT MESSAGE US FOR QUOTES
BrumBeerBox @BrumBeerBox
814 Followers 3K Following Birmingham's First Local Craft Beer Subscription Delivered to your Door Every Month... Join The Club 🍻 Drink Responsibly. No longer running and open to buy
BlackenedSunBrewing @BlackenedSunBC
951 Followers 486 Following Blackened Sun Brewing Company is a micro craft brewery based in Milton Keynes.
Newlowndesarms @newlowndesarms
37 Followers 262 Following We are a Amazing little family run village pub recently refurbished with a hunting lodge vibe... in Whaddon Milton Keynes 01908508373 serving good Food & drinks
Brewhouse & Kitchen M... @BKMiltonKeynes
564 Followers 307 Following PUB – DINING - MICROBREWERY - Serving over 50 craft beers alongside an exciting beer matched dining menu Facebook: Brewhouse & Kitchen (Milton Keynes)
Neil Hodge @NeilHodge79
3 Followers 124 Following
Russell Blakey @Blakester007
79 Followers 579 Following
Ash Corbett-Collins @corbettcollins
1K Followers 2K Following Real ale socialist🍺 Gooner⚽ Green💚 CAMRA Chairman and campaigner for beer drinkers and pub-goers. Born in Burton, living in Brum. All views my own. He/Him
Wes Auvache OBE 🏳�... @WesAuvache
356 Followers 490 Following Works in the smoke (when not WFH), likes to run, #LoveMK Volunteer for @clive_ask fundraiser for @willenhospice Officer of the Order of the British Empire (OBE)
The Beer Garage @UKBeerGarage
3K Followers 3K Following Locating the best craft beer, cider and spirits and delivering them to your door! Based in Northants. Facebook 'ukbeergarage' & Instagram 'thebeergarage'.
Drew Fitzsimmons @drewfitzsimmons
89 Followers 337 Following
Bartons Arms @Bartonsarms
240 Followers 144 Following Birmingham's Best Kept Secret, serving acclaimed Real Ale and authentic Thai cuisine in one of the most beautiful pub interiors in the country!
MarQuis Trill | Youtu... @marquistrillx
1.9M Followers 3.6M Following Bitcoin Class of 2017 | Crypto Trader of The Year 2018 | Binance & Forbes Top 50 Influencer | I manage creators & businesses with content, growth and strategy
Paul Flint @PaulFlintTipton
24 Followers 324 Following
Mrs Mills @mrsmillscakes
2K Followers 3K Following Cake, bakes, granola bars, desserts and deliciously indulgent brownies. Winner of 3 Great Taste 2015/16 Gold Stars. #MadeByMrsMills #FuelledByMrsMills
Pub Curmudgeon 🌸�... @oldmudgie
7K Followers 6K Following Celebrating traditional beer and pubs and pub cats; opposing the Nanny State, especially the pub smoking ban.
Beer Bazaar Brum @BeerBazaarBrum
543 Followers 291 Following Birmingham's next generation beer festival. Coming to The Studio, Cannon Street, B2 5EP. 17th - 19th August
@Punchline_Brew @Punchline_Brew
538 Followers 518 Following Wolverhampton-based nano brewery, established 2017 #seriouslygoodbeer #nojoke. Now closed.
Daniel Harding @doogleQ
532 Followers 2K Following Northern immigrant to Fenny Stratford,MK. Likes coffee, travelling, beer, unconventionality & sleeping. Amateur brewer & singist. Pro software engineer. He/him
Marina Hyde @MarinaHyde
472K Followers 3K Following Guardian columnist. Co-host of The Rest Is Entertainment podcast.
PersonalityHub @personalityhub
1K Followers 27 Following Pro Personality Testing & Training 🎯 Take 5-minute scientific assessment ⚡ Proven by 500K+ users. Ready to unlock your potential? Start now! 👉
Tim Porter @TimPorter49
37 Followers 14 Following music for small friendly venues and even some big friendly venues
Roberto's Bar - Hales... @RobertosBarHale
480 Followers 322 Following
Judge Frank Caprio @JudgeCaprio
14K Followers 40 Following Chief Judge, Providence, RI Municipal Court attorney, businessman, former schoolteacher and higher education board chair
Mash Gang @gang_mash
2K Followers 1K Following No Alc Post-Craft Beer 👻 Have a question or problem? = [email protected]
derek guy @dieworkwear
1.6M Followers 1K Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Bylines at The New York Times, Bloomberg, The Financial Times, Politico, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Rory Sutherland @rorysutherland
163K Followers 10K Following Vice Chairman, Ogilvy Group The Spectator's Wiki Man.
Little Earth Project @LittleEarthBeer
5K Followers 1K Following Suffolk Grown, Untamed Beer. Locally grown & foraged ingredients, fermented with wild yeast & bacteria. On site campsite & holiday cottages via @EdwardstoneWH
James Beeson @BeesonOnBooze
4K Followers 2K Following Journalist. Drinks Editor @TheGrocer. Spending less time here, so join me over on BlueSky: https://t.co/3xAp7uFCWe
Jonny Garrett @JonnyGarrett
5K Followers 999 Following Author of The Meaning of Beer & award-winning A Year In Beer (links below) | Beer Writer of the Year 2019 & 2022 | Founder @beerchannel | Chair @britbeerwriters
Reginald D Hunter @reginalddhunter
114K Followers 4K Following Comedian swashbuckler dabbler-scientist rapscallion poof reader shockmocker and libertine
Dr Phil Hammond 💙 @drphilhammond
104K Followers 6K Following Comic, author, speaker, retired doctor, Private Eye's medical correspondent MD. Stories: [email protected] Inquiries: [email protected]
LISSY TAYLOR @LissyTaylor17
6K Followers 5K Following “This is what new indie music is all about.”-Nels Hylton, BBC Radio 1.
The Snuts @TheSnuts
65K Followers 666 Following pre order ‘Joy In Short Moments’ - https://t.co/s8NlY2cq6M
Supertanskiii @supertanskiii
231K Followers 6K Following Tan Smith. Political Commentary, Pisstaking & Satire. Don’t like Tories? You’ll love me. Dystopia Warner. Writer. You can sub/shout a coffee here👇🏼
David Gauke @DavidGauke
93K Followers 835 Following Former MP, Minister & left arm spin bowler. Writes columns. Editor ‘The Case for the Centre Right’, published 29 September. All views my own.
Yanis Varoufakis @yanisvaroufakis
1.2M Followers 539 Following Economics professor, quietly writing obscure economic texts for years, until thrust onto the public scene by Europe's inane handling of an inevitable crisis
Ben Ebbrell @Bebbrell
48K Followers 480 Following Founder & chef of Sortedfood. A drive to inspire people through food and being inspired everyday in return. World's largest food and cooking community.
Jamie Spafford @JamieSpafford
37K Followers 412 Following Co-Founder & Head of Comms @SortedFood. Only shares food online, never in real life.
Sorted Food @sortedfood
166K Followers 884 Following We’re on a mission to become awesome home cooks… Join in the chat, but don’t speak with your mouth full.
Andrew Boff @AndrewBoff
12K Followers 1K Following @CityHallTories | Probably more liberal than you are | 🇺🇦 | @COECongress 🇪🇺 | https://t.co/EKWHXvYVkw
Jeff Innocent @InnocentJeff
9K Followers 361 Following Professional Dickensian / Smart Casual Tour 2024 - tickets on sale now.
Steph Luckett @LuckettSteph
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The Robin @therobinlondon
607 Followers 126 Following Open from 12 everyday | No bookings | No Champagne | No VIPs
s @SamiraD0938
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Helen Joyce @HJoyceGender
195K Followers 2K Following Author of book about gender-ID ideology. Show me the 3rd gamete & then we can talk.Shame needs to change sides. No, you be kind. Newsletter: Joyce Activated 🥂
Chelsfield Ward Forum @ChelsfieldForum
4 Followers 0 Following #Chelsfield & #PrattsBottom Ward became #Chelsfield Ward on 5 May 2022.
Chelsfield Village Fa... @chelsfieldfair
5 Followers 0 Following The little village fair that thinks it's the Air Tattoo!
chelsfieldsurgery @chelsfield_surg
29 Followers 33 Following Chelsfield Surgery-Our team are dedicated to your continued good health and approach your care with professionalism, discretion and friendliness.
Chelsfield Players @ChelsfieldPlays
29 Followers 44 Following Amateur theatre society in Chelsfield, Kent. https://t.co/I7PBMXQh4Y
Chelsfield Lodge @chelsfield6405
45 Followers 77 Following Chelsfield Lodge 6405 in the Province of West Kent. We meet four times a year in Sevenoaks. Enquiries for membership welcome. IG: chelsfieldlodge
Chelsfield Surgery @ChelsfieldSurg
95 Followers 167 Following Official Twitter account - we are dedicated to the continued good health of our patients, whom we treat with professionalism, discretion and friendliness.
Chelsfield FC @Chelsfield_FC
1K Followers 1K Following Chelsfield FC. EST. 2020. Sponsored by NC Construction. BASLFL Div 3 Champions 21/22🏆. Sevenoaks & District League Div 1 Champions 23/24 🏆 .#TheVillagers 🚜
Chelsfield Lakes GC @ChelsfieldLakes
882 Followers 257 Following Situated in the stunning Kent countryside with a challenging 18-hole and 9-hole Par 3 courses, driving range, short game area, coaching academy and clubhouse.
Chelsfield Police @MPSChelsfield
787 Followers 198 Following #Chelsfield ward police team @MPSBromley Do not report crime here visit https://t.co/vXpK0NIXTL, call 101, tweet @MetCC In an emergency call 999
Orpington Police @MPSOrpington
4K Followers 129 Following Your local policing team for #Orpington in @MPSBromley Please do not report crime here, call 101, tweet @MetCC or visit our website. In an emergency call 999
Bexley CAMRA @BexleyCAMRA
2K Followers 2K Following Welcome to the Bexley CAMRA twitter page. Info: https://t.co/hK7YZUCDPq Beer Festival 8-10 May 2025
SE London CAMRA @selcamra
9K Followers 5K Following Updates and info from the South East London branch of the Campaign for Real Ale. Facebook: https://t.co/MBux456j
Roger Protz @RogerProtzBeer
27K Followers 11K Following Ex editor Good Beer Guide x24 Founder Guild of Beer Writers 2x winner Glenfiddich Drink Writer of the year 20+ books inc. https://t.co/GlWeJOKOmt West Ham fan
J Mark Dodds FRSA @JMarkDodds
4K Followers 5K Following @jmarkdodds.bsky.social Born 314 ppm convening #FossilFuelFree #ProfitWithPurpose people's pub company, bringing The Pub into the commons fit for 21st century
Iain Clarke @BarthHaasX_Iain
590 Followers 1K Following Beer and hops enthusiast, Sales, I'm Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate!!
Bromley CAMRA @CAMRAbromley
2K Followers 739 Following Official X account for Campaign for Real Ale Bromley Branch.
Merrick 🦂 @punishedmother
79K Followers 1K Following ATX 🩺⛑️ former streamer & political commentator, current student headed for Ukraine
CAMRA Berkshire SE @CamraBSE
2K Followers 392 Following The Berkshire South-East branch of CAMRA, the Campaign for Real Ale. For our latest updates please see: https://t.co/cNelmRAhcO


















